A Republic is hereby
proclaimed, as being the natural estate of a nation when other
authority has ceased. It is the duty of the British people to
meet together immediately, and by their votes elect representatives
and deliver into their hands the government.”
I signed it “The Boss,” and dated it from
Merlin’s Cave. Clarence said—
“Why, that tells where we are, and invites them
to call right away.”
“That is the idea. We strike—by
the Proclamation—then it’s their innings. Now have the thing
set up and printed and posted, right off; that is, give the order;
then, if you’ve got a couple of bicycles handy at the foot of the
hill, ho for Merlin’s Cave!”
“I shall be ready in ten minutes. What a
cyclone there is going to be to-morrow when this piece of paper
gets to work!… It’s a pleasant old palace, this is; I wonder
if we shall ever again —but never mind about that.”
Chapter 43
THE BATTLE OF THE SAND BELT
In Merlin’s Cave—Clarence and I and fifty-two fresh, bright,
well-educated, clean-minded young British boys. At dawn I
sent an order to the factories and to all our great works to stop
operations and remove all life to a safe distance, as everything
was going to be blown up by secret mines, “and no telling at
what moment—therefore, vacate at once.” These people
knew me, and had confidence in my word. They would clear out
without waiting to part their hair, and I could take my own time
about dating the explosion. You couldn’t hire one of them to
go back during the century, if the explosion was still
impending.
We had a week of waiting. It was not dull
for me, because I was writing all the time. During the first
three days, I finished turning my old diary into this narrative
form; it only required a chapter or so to bring it down to
date. The rest of the week I took up in writing letters to my
wife. It was always my habit to write to Sandy every day,
whenever we were separate, and now I kept up the habit for love of
it, and of her, though I couldn’t do anything with the letters, of
course, after I had written them. But it put in the time, you
see, and was almost like talking; it was almost as if I was saying,
“Sandy, if you and Hello-Central were here in the cave, instead of
only your photographs, what good times we could have!” And then,
you know, I could imagine the baby goo-gooing something out in
reply, with its fists in its mouth and itself stretched across its
mother’s lap on its back, and she a-laughing and admiring and
worshipping, and now and then tickling under the baby’s chin to set
it cackling, and then maybe throwing in a word of answer to me
herself—and so on and so on —well, don’t you know, I could sit
there in the cave with my pen, and keep it up, that way, by the
hour with them. Why, it was almost like having us all
together again.
I had spies out every night, of course, to get
news. Every report made things look more and more
impressive. The hosts were gathering, gathering; down all the
roads and paths of England the knights were riding, and priests
rode with them, to hearten these original Crusaders, this being the
Church’s war. All the nobilities, big and little, were on
their way, and all the gentry. This was all as was
expected. We should thin out this sort of folk to such a
degree that the people would have nothing to do but just step to
the front with their republic and—
Ah, what a donkey I was! Toward the end of
the week I began to get this large and disenchanting fact through
my head: that the mass of the nation had swung their caps and
shouted for the republic for about one day, and there an end!
The Church, the nobles, and the gentry then turned one grand,
all-disapproving frown upon them and shriveled them into
sheep! From that moment the sheep had begun to gather to the
fold—that is to say, the camps—and offer their valueless lives
and their valuable wool to the “righteous cause.” Why, even
the very men who had lately been slaves were in the “righteous
cause,” and glorifying it, praying for it, sentimentally slabbering
over it, just like all the other commoners. Imagine such
human muck as this; conceive of this folly!
Yes, it was now “Death to the Republic!”
everywhere—not a dissenting voice. All England was marching
against us! Truly, this was more than I had bargained
for.
I watched my fifty-two boys narrowly; watched
their faces, their walk, their unconscious attitudes: for all
these are a language —a language given us purposely that it may
betray us in times of emergency, when we have secrets which we want
to keep. I knew that that thought would keep saying itself
over and over again in their minds and hearts, All England is
marching against us! and ever more strenuously imploring
attention with each repetition, ever more sharply realizing itself
to their imaginations, until even in their sleep they would find no
rest from it, but hear the vague and flitting creatures of the
dreams say, All England —ALL ENGLAND!—is marching
against you! I knew all this would happen; I knew that
ultimately the pressure would become so great that it would compel
utterance; therefore, I must be ready with an answer at that
time—an answer well chosen and tranquilizing.
I was right. The time came. They HAD
to speak. Poor lads, it was pitiful to see, they were so
pale, so worn, so troubled. At first their spokesman could
hardly find voice or words; but he presently got both. This
is what he said—and he put it in the neat modern English taught
him in my schools:
“We have tried to forget what we are—English
boys! We have tried to put reason before sentiment, duty
before love; our minds approve, but our hearts reproach us.
While apparently it was only the nobility, only the gentry, only
the twenty-five or thirty thousand knights left alive out of the
late wars, we were of one mind, and undisturbed by any troubling
doubt; each and every one of these fifty-two lads who stand here
before you, said, ’They have chosen—it is their affair.’ But
think!—the matter is altered—All England is marching against
us! Oh, sir, consider! —reflect!—these people are our
people, they are bone of our bone, flesh of our flesh, we love
them—do not ask us to destroy our nation!”
Well, it shows the value of looking ahead, and
being ready for a thing when it happens. If I hadn’t foreseen
this thing and been fixed, that boy would have had me!—I couldn’t
have said a word. But I was fixed. I said:
“My boys, your hearts are in the right place,
you have thought the worthy thought, you have done the worthy
thing. You are English boys, you will remain English boys,
and you will keep that name unsmirched. Give yourselves no
further concern, let your minds be at peace. Consider
this: while all England is marching against us, who is in the
van? Who, by the commonest rules of war, will march in the
front? Answer me.”
“The mounted host of mailed knights.”
“True. They are thirty thousand
strong. Acres deep they will march. Now, observe:
none but they will ever strike the sand-belt! Then
there will be an episode! Immediately after, the civilian
multitude in the rear will retire, to meet business engagements
elsewhere. None but nobles and gentry are knights, and
none but these will remain to dance to our music after
that episode. It is absolutely true that we shall have to
fight nobody but these thirty thousand knights. Now speak,
and it shall be as you decide. Shall we avoid the battle,
retire from the field?”
“NO!!!”
The shout was unanimous and hearty.
“Are you—are you—well, afraid of these thirty thousand
knights?”
That joke brought out a good laugh, the boys’
troubles vanished away, and they went gaily to their posts.
Ah, they were a darling fifty-two! As pretty as girls,
too.
I was ready for the enemy now. Let the
approaching big day come along—it would find us on deck.
The big day arrived on time. At dawn the
sentry on watch in the corral came into the cave and reported a
moving black mass under the horizon, and a faint sound which he
thought to be military music. Breakfast was just ready; we
sat down and ate it.
This over, I made the boys a little speech, and
then sent out a detail to man the battery, with Clarence in command
of it.
The sun rose presently and sent its unobstructed
splendors over the land, and we saw a prodigious host moving slowly
toward us, with the steady drift and aligned front of a wave of the
sea. Nearer and nearer it came, and more and more sublimely
imposing became its aspect; yes, all England was there,
apparently. Soon we could see the innumerable banners
fluttering, and then the sun struck the sea of armor and set it all
aflash. Yes, it was a fine sight; I hadn’t ever seen anything
to beat it.
At last we could make out details. All the
front ranks, no telling how many acres deep, were horsemen—plumed
knights in armor. Suddenly we heard the blare of trumpets;
the slow walk burst into a gallop, and then—well, it was wonderful
to see! Down swept that vast horse-shoe wave—it approached
the sand-belt—my breath stood still; nearer, nearer—the strip of
green turf beyond the yellow belt grew narrow—narrower
still—became a mere ribbon in front of the horses—then
disappeared under their hoofs. Great Scott! Why, the
whole front of that host shot into the sky with a thunder-crash,
and became a whirling tempest of rags and fragments; and along the
ground lay a thick wall of smoke that hid what was left of the
multitude from our sight.
Time for the second step in the plan of
campaign! I touched a button, and shook the bones of England
loose from her spine!
In that explosion all our noble
civilization-factories went up in the air and disappeared from the
earth. It was a pity, but it was necessary. We could
not afford to let the enemy turn our own weapons against us.
Now ensued one of the dullest quarter-hours I
had ever endured. We waited in a silent solitude enclosed by
our circles of wire, and by a circle of heavy smoke outside of
these. We couldn’t see over the wall of smoke, and we
couldn’t see through it. But at last it began to shred away
lazily, and by the end of another quarter-hour the land was clear
and our curiosity was enabled to satisfy itself. No living
creature was in sight! We now perceived that additions had
been made to our defenses. The dynamite had dug a ditch more
than a hundred feet wide, all around us, and cast up an embankment
some twenty-five feet high on both borders of it. As to
destruction of life, it was amazing. Moreover, it was beyond
estimate. Of course, we could not count the dead,
because they did not exist as individuals, but merely as
homogeneous protoplasm, with alloys of iron and buttons.
No life was in sight, but necessarily there must
have been some wounded in the rear ranks, who were carried off the
field under cover of the wall of smoke; there would be sickness
among the others—there always is, after an episode like
that. But there would be no reinforcements; this was the last
stand of the chivalry of England; it was all that was left of the
order, after the recent annihilating wars. So I felt quite
safe in believing that the utmost force that could for the future
be brought against us would be but small; that is, of
knights. I therefore issued a congratulatory proclamation to
my army in these words:
SOLDIERS, CHAMPIONS OF HUMAN LIBERTY AND
EQUALITY: Your General congratulates you! In the pride
of his strength and the vanity of his renown, an arrogant enemy
came against you. You were ready. The conflict was
brief; on your side, glorious. This mighty victory, having
been achieved utterly without loss, stands without example in
history. So long as the planets shall continue to move in
their orbits, the BATTLE OF THE SAND-BELT will not perish out of
the memories of men.
THE BOSS.
I read it well, and the applause I got was very
gratifying to me. I then wound up with these
remarks:
“The war with the English nation, as a nation,
is at an end. The nation has retired from the field and the
war. Before it can be persuaded to return, war will have
ceased. This campaign is the only one that is going to be
fought. It will be brief —the briefest in history.
Also the most destructive to life, considered from the standpoint
of proportion of casualties to numbers engaged. We are done
with the nation; henceforth we deal only with the knights.
English knights can be killed, but they cannot be conquered.
We know what is before us. While one of these men remains
alive, our task is not finished, the war is not ended. We
will kill them all.” [Loud and long continued applause.]
I picketed the great embankments thrown up
around our lines by the dynamite explosion—merely a lookout of a
couple of boys to announce the enemy when he should appear
again.
Next, I sent an engineer and forty men to a
point just beyond our lines on the south, to turn a mountain brook
that was there, and bring it within our lines and under our
command, arranging it in such a way that I could make instant use
of it in an emergency. The forty men were divided into two
shifts of twenty each, and were to relieve each other every two
hours. In ten hours the work was accomplished.
It was nightfall now, and I withdrew my
pickets. The one who had had the northern outlook reported a
camp in sight, but visible with the glass only. He also
reported that a few knights had been feeling their way toward us,
and had driven some cattle across our lines, but that the knights
themselves had not come very near. That was what I had been
expecting. They were feeling us, you see; they wanted to know
if we were going to play that red terror on them again. They
would grow bolder in the night, perhaps. I believed I knew
what project they would attempt, because it was plainly the thing I
would attempt myself if I were in their places and as ignorant as
they were. I mentioned it to Clarence.
“I think you are right,” said he; “it is the
obvious thing for them to try.”
“Well, then,” I said, “if they do it they are doomed.”
“Certainly.”
“They won’t have the slightest show in the world.”
“Of course they won’t.”
“It’s dreadful, Clarence. It seems an awful pity.”
The thing disturbed me so that I couldn’t get
any peace of mind for thinking of it and worrying over it.
So, at last, to quiet my conscience, I framed this message to the
knights:
TO THE HONORABLE THE COMMANDER OF THE INSURGENT
CHIVALRY OF ENGLAND: YOU fight in vain. We know your
strength—if one may call it by that name. We know that at
the utmost you cannot bring against us above five and twenty
thousand knights. Therefore, you have no chance—none
whatever. Reflect: we are well equipped, well
fortified, we number 54. Fifty-four what? Men?
No, MINDS—the capablest in the world; a force against which mere
animal might may no more hope to prevail than may the idle waves of
the sea hope to prevail against the granite barriers of
England. Be advised. We offer you your lives; for the
sake of your families, do not reject the gift. We offer you
this chance, and it is the last: throw down your arms;
surrender unconditionally to the Republic, and all will be
forgiven.
(Signed) THE BOSS.
I read it to Clarence, and said I proposed to
send it by a flag of truce. He laughed the sarcastic laugh he
was born with, and said:
“Somehow it seems impossible for you to ever
fully realize what these nobilities are. Now let us save a
little time and trouble. Consider me the commander of the
knights yonder. Now, then, you are the flag of truce;
approach and deliver me your message, and I will give you your
answer.”
I humored the idea. I came forward under
an imaginary guard of the enemy’s soldiers, produced my paper, and
read it through. For answer, Clarence struck the paper out of
my hand, pursed up a scornful lip and said with lofty
disdain:
“Dismember me this animal, and return him in a
basket to the base-born knave who sent him; other answer have I
none!”
How empty is theory in presence of fact!
And this was just fact, and nothing else. It was the thing
that would have happened, there was no getting around that. I
tore up the paper and granted my mistimed sentimentalities a
permanent rest.
Then, to business. I tested the electric
signals from the gatling platform to the cave, and made sure that
they were all right; I tested and retested those which commanded
the fences—these were signals whereby I could break and renew the
electric current in each fence independently of the others at
will. I placed the brook-connection under the guard and
authority of three of my best boys, who would alternate in two-hour
watches all night and promptly obey my signal, if I should have
occasion to give it —three revolver-shots in quick
succession. Sentry-duty was discarded for the night, and the
corral left empty of life; I ordered that quiet be maintained in
the cave, and the electric lights turned down to a glimmer.
As soon as it was good and dark, I shut off the
current from all the fences, and then groped my way out to the
embankment bordering our side of the great dynamite ditch. I
crept to the top of it and lay there on the slant of the muck to
watch. But it was too dark to see anything. As for
sounds, there were none. The stillness was deathlike.
True, there were the usual night-sounds of the country—the whir of
night-birds, the buzzing of insects, the barking of distant dogs,
the mellow lowing of far-off kine —but these didn’t seem to break
the stillness, they only intensified it, and added a grewsome
melancholy to it into the bargain.
I presently gave up looking, the night shut down
so black, but I kept my ears strained to catch the least suspicious
sound, for I judged I had only to wait, and I shouldn’t be
disappointed. However, I had to wait a long time. At
last I caught what you may call in distinct glimpses of sound
dulled metallic sound. I pricked up my ears, then, and held
my breath, for this was the sort of thing I had been waiting
for. This sound thickened, and approached—from toward the
north. Presently, I heard it at my own level—the ridge-top
of the opposite embankment, a hundred feet or more away. Then
I seemed to see a row of black dots appear along that ridge—human
heads? I couldn’t tell; it mightn’t be anything at all; you
can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of
focus. However, the question was soon settled. I heard
that metallic noise descending into the great ditch. It
augmented fast, it spread all along, and it unmistakably furnished
me this fact: an armed host was taking up its quarters in the
ditch. Yes, these people were arranging a little surprise
party for us. We could expect entertainment about dawn,
possibly earlier.
I groped my way back to the corral now; I had
seen enough. I went to the platform and signaled to turn the
current on to the two inner fences. Then I went into the
cave, and found everything satisfactory there—nobody awake but the
working-watch. I woke Clarence and told him the great ditch
was filling up with men, and that I believed all the knights were
coming for us in a body. It was my notion that as soon as
dawn approached we could expect the ditch’s ambuscaded thousands to
swarm up over the embankment and make an assault, and be followed
immediately by the rest of their army.
Clarence said:
“They will be wanting to send a scout or two in
the dark to make preliminary observations. Why not take the
lightning off the outer fences, and give them a chance?”
“I’ve already done it, Clarence. Did you
ever know me to be inhospitable?”
“No, you are a good heart. I want to go and—”
“Be a reception committee? I will go, too.”
We crossed the corral and lay down together
between the two inside fences. Even the dim light of the cave
had disordered our eyesight somewhat, but the focus straightway
began to regulate itself and soon it was adjusted for present
circumstances. We had had to feel our way before, but we
could make out to see the fence posts now. We started a
whispered conversation, but suddenly Clarence broke off and
said:
“What is that?”
“What is what?”
“That thing yonder.”
“What thing—where?”
“There beyond you a little piece—dark
something—a dull shape of some kind—against the second
fence.”
I gazed and he gazed. I said:
“Could it be a man, Clarence?”
“No, I think not. If you notice, it looks
a lit—why, it is a man!—leaning on the fence.”
“I certainly believe it is; let us go and see.”
We crept along on our hands and knees until we
were pretty close, and then looked up. Yes, it was a man—a
dim great figure in armor, standing erect, with both hands on the
upper wire—and, of course, there was a smell of burning
flesh. Poor fellow, dead as a door-nail, and never knew what
hurt him. He stood there like a statue—no motion about him,
except that his plumes swished about a little in the night
wind. We rose up and looked in through the bars of his visor,
but couldn’t make out whether we knew him or not—features too dim
and shadowed.
We heard muffled sounds approaching, and we sank
down to the ground where we were. We made out another knight
vaguely; he was coming very stealthily, and feeling his way.
He was near enough now for us to see him put out a hand, find an
upper wire, then bend and step under it and over the lower
one. Now he arrived at the first knight—and started slightly
when he discovered him. He stood a moment—no doubt wondering
why the other one didn’t move on; then he said, in a low voice,
“Why dreamest thou here, good Sir Mar—” then he laid his hand on
the corpse’s shoulder—and just uttered a little soft moan and sunk
down dead. Killed by a dead man, you see—killed by a dead
friend, in fact. There was something awful about it.
These early birds came scattering along after
each other, about one every five minutes in our vicinity, during
half an hour. They brought no armor of offense but their
swords; as a rule, they carried the sword ready in the hand, and
put it forward and found the wires with it. We would now and
then see a blue spark when the knight that caused it was so far
away as to be invisible to us; but we knew what had happened, all
the same; poor fellow, he had touched a charged wire with his sword
and been elected. We had brief intervals of grim stillness,
interrupted with piteous regularity by the clash made by the
falling of an iron-clad; and this sort of thing was going on, right
along, and was very creepy there in the dark and lonesomeness.
We concluded to make a tour between the inner
fences. We elected to walk upright, for convenience’s sake;
we argued that if discerned, we should be taken for friends rather
than enemies, and in any case we should be out of reach of swords,
and these gentry did not seem to have any spears along. Well,
it was a curious trip. Everywhere dead men were lying outside
the second fence—not plainly visible, but still visible; and we
counted fifteen of those pathetic statues—dead knights standing
with their hands on the upper wire.
One thing seemed to be sufficiently
demonstrated: our current was so tremendous that it killed
before the victim could cry out. Pretty soon we detected a
muffled and heavy sound, and next moment we guessed what it
was. It was a surprise in force coming! whispered Clarence to
go and wake the army, and notify it to wait in silence in the cave
for further orders. He was soon back, and we stood by the
inner fence and watched the silent lightning do its awful work upon
that swarming host. One could make out but little of detail;
but he could note that a black mass was piling itself up beyond the
second fence. That swelling bulk was dead men! Our camp
was enclosed with a solid wall of the dead—a bulwark, a
breastwork, of corpses, you may say. One terrible thing about
this thing was the absence of human voices; there were no cheers,
no war cries; being intent upon a surprise, these men moved as
noiselessly as they could; and always when the front rank was near
enough to their goal to make it proper for them to begin to get a
shout ready, of course they struck the fatal line and went down
without testifying.
I sent a current through the third fence now;
and almost immediately through the fourth and fifth, so quickly
were the gaps filled up. I believed the time was come now for
my climax; I believed that that whole army was in our trap.
Anyway, it was high time to find out. So I touched a button
and set fifty electric suns aflame on the top of our precipice.
Land, what a sight! We were enclosed in
three walls of dead men! All the other fences were pretty
nearly filled with the living, who were stealthily working their
way forward through the wires. The sudden glare paralyzed
this host, petrified them, you may say, with astonishment; there
was just one instant for me to utilize their immobility in, and I
didn’t lose the chance. You see, in another instant they
would have recovered their faculties, then they’d have burst into a
cheer and made a rush, and my wires would have gone down before it;
but that lost instant lost them their opportunity forever; while
even that slight fragment of time was still unspent, I shot the
current through all the fences and struck the whole host dead in
their tracks! There was a groan you could
hear! It voiced the death-pang of eleven thousand
men. It swelled out on the night with awful pathos.
A glance showed that the rest of the
enemy—perhaps ten thousand strong—were between us and the
encircling ditch, and pressing forward to the assault.
Consequently we had them all! and had them past
help. Time for the last act of the tragedy. I fired the
three appointed revolver shots—which meant:
“Turn on the water!”
There was a sudden rush and roar, and in a
minute the mountain brook was raging through the big ditch and
creating a river a hundred feet wide and twenty-five deep.
“Stand to your guns, men! Open fire!”
The thirteen gatlings began to vomit death into
the fated ten thousand. They halted, they stood their ground
a moment against that withering deluge of fire, then they broke,
faced about and swept toward the ditch like chaff before a
gale. A full fourth part of their force never reached the top
of the lofty embankment; the three-fourths reached it and plunged
over—to death by drowning.
Within ten short minutes after we had opened
fire, armed resistance was totally annihilated, the campaign was
ended, we fifty-four were masters of England. Twenty-five
thousand men lay dead around us.
But how treacherous is fortune! In a
little while—say an hour —happened a thing, by my own fault,
which—but I have no heart to write that. Let the record end
here.
Chapter 44
I, Clarence, must write it for him. He proposed that we
two go out and see if any help could be accorded the wounded.
I was strenuous against the project. I said that if there
were many, we could do but little for them; and it would not be
wise for us to trust ourselves among them, anyway. But he
could seldom be turned from a purpose once formed; so we shut off
the electric current from the fences, took an escort along, climbed
over the enclosing ramparts of dead knights, and moved out upon the
field. The first wounded mall who appealed for help was
sitting with his back against a dead comrade. When The Boss
bent over him and spoke to him, the man recognized him and stabbed
him. That knight was Sir Meliagraunce, as I found out by
tearing off his helmet. He will not ask for help any
more.
We carried The Boss to the cave and gave his
wound, which was not very serious, the best care we could. In
this service we had the help of Merlin, though we did not know
it. He was disguised as a woman, and appeared to be a simple
old peasant goodwife. In this disguise, with brown-stained
face and smooth shaven, he had appeared a few days after The Boss
was hurt and offered to cook for us, saying her people had gone off
to join certain new camps which the enemy were forming, and that
she was starving. The Boss had been getting along very well,
and had amused himself with finishing up his record.
We were glad to have this woman, for we were
short handed. We were in a trap, you see—a trap of our own
making. If we stayed where we were, our dead would kill us;
if we moved out of our defenses, we should no longer be
invincible. We had conquered; in turn we were
conquered. The Boss recognized this; we all recognized
it. If we could go to one of those new camps and patch up
some kind of terms with the enemy—yes, but The Boss could not go,
and neither could I, for I was among the first that were made sick
by the poisonous air bred by those dead thousands. Others
were taken down, and still others. To-morrow—
To-morrow. It is here. And with
it the end. About midnight I awoke, and saw that hag making
curious passes in the air about The Boss’s head and face, and
wondered what it meant. Everybody but the dynamo-watch lay
steeped in sleep; there was no sound. The woman ceased from
her mysterious foolery, and started tip-toeing toward the
door. I called out:
“Stop! What have you been doing?”
She halted, and said with an accent of malicious
satisfaction:
“Ye were conquerors; ye are conquered!
These others are perishing —you also. Ye shall all die in
this place—every one—except him. He sleepeth
now—and shall sleep thirteen centuries. I am Merlin!”
Then such a delirium of silly laughter overtook
him that he reeled about like a drunken man, and presently fetched
up against one of our wires. His mouth is spread open yet;
apparently he is still laughing. I suppose the face will
retain that petrified laugh until the corpse turns to dust.
The Boss has never stirred—sleeps like a
stone. If he does not wake to-day we shall understand what
kind of a sleep it is, and his body will then be borne to a place
in one of the remote recesses of the cave where none will ever find
it to desecrate it. As for the rest of us—well, it is agreed
that if any one of us ever escapes alive from this place, he will
write the fact here, and loyally hide this Manuscript with The
Boss, our dear good chief, whose property it is, be he alive or
dead.
Final P.S. by M.T.
The dawn was come when I laid the Manuscript
aside. The rain had almost ceased, the world was gray and
sad, the exhausted storm was sighing and sobbing itself to
rest. I went to the stranger’s room, and listened at his
door, which was slightly ajar. I could hear his voice, and so
I knocked. There was no answer, but I still heard the
voice. I peeped in. The man lay on his back in bed,
talking brokenly but with spirit, and punctuating with his arms,
which he thrashed about, restlessly, as sick people do in
delirium. I slipped in softly and bent over him. His
mutterings and ejaculations went on. I spoke—merely a word,
to call his attention. His glassy eyes and his ashy face were
alight in an instant with pleasure, gratitude, gladness,
welcome:
“Oh, Sandy, you are come at last—how I have
longed for you! Sit by me—do not leave me—never leave me
again, Sandy, never again. Where is your hand?—give it me,
dear, let me hold it—there —now all is well, all is peace, and I
am happy again—we are happy again, isn’t it so,
Sandy? You are so dim, so vague, you are but a mist, a cloud,
but you are here, and that is blessedness sufficient; and
I have your hand; don’t take it away—it is for only a little
while, I shall not require it long… . Was that the child?…
Hello-Central!… she doesn’t answer. Asleep,
perhaps? Bring her when she wakes, and let me touch her
hands, her face, her hair, and tell her good-bye… .
Sandy! Yes, you are there. I lost myself a moment, and
I thought you were gone… . Have I been sick long? It
must be so; it seems months to me. And such dreams! such
strange and awful dreams, Sandy! Dreams that were as real as
reality—delirium, of course, but so real! Why, I
thought the king was dead, I thought you were in Gaul and couldn’t
get home, I thought there was a revolution; in the fantastic frenzy
of these dreams, I thought that Clarence and I and a handful of my
cadets fought and exterminated the whole chivalry of England!
But even that was not the strangest. I seemed to be a
creature out of a remote unborn age, centuries hence, and even
that was as real as the rest! Yes, I seemed to have
flown back out of that age into this of ours, and then forward to
it again, and was set down, a stranger and forlorn in that strange
England, with an abyss of thirteen centuries yawning between me and
you! between me and my home and my friends! between me and all that
is dear to me, all that could make life worth the living! It
was awful —awfuler than you can ever imagine, Sandy. Ah,
watch by me, Sandy —stay by me every moment—don’t let me
go out of my mind again; death is nothing, let it come, but not
with those dreams, not with the torture of those hideous dreams—I
cannot endure that again… . Sandy?… ”
He lay muttering incoherently some little time;
then for a time he lay silent, and apparently sinking away toward
death. Presently his fingers began to pick busily at the
coverlet, and by that sign I knew that his end was at hand with the
first suggestion of the death-rattle in his throat he started up
slightly, and seemed to listen: then he said:
“A bugle?… It is the king! The
drawbridge, there! Man the battlements!—turn out the—”
He was getting up his last “effect”; but he
never finished it.
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