There’s nothing, not even cards, to amuse a fellow. And when my mother comes, it will be ten times worse. I’ll cut and run for it.”

“Oh! no, you won’t,” I said. But I heartily wished he would. I confess the insincerity, and am sorry for it.

“But what the devil does my mother want, coming here?”

“I haven’t the pleasure of knowing your mother, so I cannot tell what the devil she can want, coming here.”

“Humph!”

He walked away.

 

CHAPTER III.

 

THE CHRISTMAS DINNER.

 

MR. AND MRS. BLOOMFIELD arrived; the former a benevolent, grey-haired man, with a large nose and small mouth, yet with nothing of the foolish look which often accompanies such a malconformation; and the latter a nice-looking little body, middle-aged, rather more; with half-grey curls, and a cap with black ribbons.

Indeed, they were both in mourning. Mr. Bloomfield bore himself with a kind of unworldly grace, and Mrs. Bloomfield with a kind of sweet primness. The schoolmaster was inclined to be talkative; nor was his wife behind him; and that was just what we wanted.

“I am sorry to see you in mourning,” said the colonel to Mr. Bloomfield, during dessert. “I trust it is for no near relative.”

“No relative at all, sir. But a boy of mine, to whom, through God’s grace, I did a good turn once, and whom, as a consequence, I loved ever after.”

“Tell Colonel Cathcart the story, James,” said his wife. “It can do no harm to anybody now; and you needn’t mention names, you know. You would like to hear it, wouldn’t you, sir?”

“Very much indeed,” answered the colonel.

“Well, sir,” began the schoolmaster, “there’s not much in it to you, I fear; though there was a good deal to him and me. I was usher in a school at Peckham once. I was but a lad, but I tried to do my duty; and the first part of my duty seemed to me, to take care of the characters of the boys. So I tried to understand them all, and their ways of looking at things, and thinking about them.

“One day, to the horror of the masters, it was discovered that a watch belonging to one of the boys had been stolen. The boy who had lost it was making a dreadful fuss about it, and declaring he would tell the police, and set them to find it. The moment I heard of it, my suspicion fell, half by knowledge, half by instinct, upon a certain boy. He was one of the most gentlemanly boys in the school; but there was a look of cunning in the corner of his eye, and a look of greed in the corner of his mouth, which now and then came out clear enough to me. Well, sir, I pondered for a few moments what I should do. I wanted to avoid calling any attention to him; so I contrived to make the worst of him in the Latin class-he was not a bad scholar-and so keep him in when the rest went to play. As soon as they were gone, I took him into my own room, and said to him, ‘Fred, my boy, you knew your lesson well enough; but I wanted you here. You stole Simmons’s watch.’”

“You had better mention no names, Mr. Bloomfield,” interrupted his wife.

“I beg your pardon, my dear. But it doesn’t matter. Simmons was eaten by a tiger, ten years ago. And I hope he agreed with him, for he never did with anybody else I ever heard of.