All The Lonely People

 

 

David Owen resents the fact that he was not raised by wolves and was therefore robbed of a good story to tell at parties. He turned to fiction to compensate for his unremarkable existence. He studied creative writing at The University of Winchester, where he went on to teach for three years. David is the author of two novels: Panther (2015), which was longlisted for the Carnegie Medal, and The Fallen Children (2017). David works in the travel industry, and mostly thinks about biscuits.

ALSO BY DAVID OWEN

Panther

The Fallen Children

illustration

 

 

ATOM

First published in Great Britain in 2019 by Atom

Copyright © 2019 by David Owen

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ISBN 978-0-349-00319-1

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For Hannah,
who is verr good.

 

I woke up and I had a big idea,

to buy a new soul at the start of every year.

I paid up, and it cost me pretty dear.

Here’s a hymn to those that disappear.

— ‘Buying New Soul’, Porcupine Tree

I think this is why loneliness is a darker thing than just being alone. It’s a stillness that gives you a preview of death; it’s seeing the world carry on just fine without you in it.

—Hayley Campbell

You’re ridiculous, and men’s rights is nothing.

— Leslie Knope

Contents

  1. A Cure for Empathy

  2. Nothing and Nobody

  3. The Peak of Human Ingenuity

  4. Building a Snowman

  5. Nesting Dolls

  6. Hashtags and Heartbreaks

  7. Eurydice

  8. The Lonely People (Are Getting Lonelier)

  9. Us and Them

10. Virtue Signalling

11. One of Us is Missing

12. Confessions to the Void

13. Drive-in Saturday

14. It’s Not the Horniness, It’s the Loneliness

15. Always Punch Nazis

16. People Like Us

17. The Fight Never Stops

18. Collision Course

19. Whatever is Wrong with You, Is So Right For Me

20. Good Memories are Bullshit

21. Internal Landscapes

22. Refinement of the Decline

23. Existential Stakeout

24. Down Will Come Baby

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