All The Lonely People
David Owen resents the fact that he was not raised by wolves and was therefore robbed of a good story to tell at parties. He turned to fiction to compensate for his unremarkable existence. He studied creative writing at The University of Winchester, where he went on to teach for three years. David is the author of two novels: Panther (2015), which was longlisted for the Carnegie Medal, and The Fallen Children (2017). David works in the travel industry, and mostly thinks about biscuits.
ALSO BY DAVID OWEN
Panther
The Fallen Children

ATOM
First published in Great Britain in 2019 by Atom
Copyright © 2019 by David Owen
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For Hannah,
who is verr good.
I woke up and I had a big idea,
to buy a new soul at the start of every year.
I paid up, and it cost me pretty dear.
Here’s a hymn to those that disappear.
— ‘Buying New Soul’, Porcupine Tree
I think this is why loneliness is a darker thing than just being alone. It’s a stillness that gives you a preview of death; it’s seeing the world carry on just fine without you in it.
—Hayley Campbell
You’re ridiculous, and men’s rights is nothing.
— Leslie Knope
Contents
1. A Cure for Empathy
2. Nothing and Nobody
3. The Peak of Human Ingenuity
4. Building a Snowman
5. Nesting Dolls
6. Hashtags and Heartbreaks
7. Eurydice
8. The Lonely People (Are Getting Lonelier)
9. Us and Them
10. Virtue Signalling
11. One of Us is Missing
12. Confessions to the Void
13. Drive-in Saturday
14. It’s Not the Horniness, It’s the Loneliness
15. Always Punch Nazis
16. People Like Us
17. The Fight Never Stops
18. Collision Course
19. Whatever is Wrong with You, Is So Right For Me
20. Good Memories are Bullshit
21. Internal Landscapes
22. Refinement of the Decline
23. Existential Stakeout
24. Down Will Come Baby
25.
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