I will to Egypt:
        And though I make this marriage for my peace,
        I’th’east my pleasure lies.—O, come, Ventidius,

Enter Ventidius

        You must to Parthia: your commission’s ready,
        Follow me and receive’t.
Exeunt

[Act 2 Scene 4]                               
running scene 5 continues

Enter Lepidus, Maecenas and Agrippa

LEPIDUS    Trouble yourselves no further: pray you hasten
        Your generals after2.

AGRIPPA    Sir, Mark Antony
        Will e’en4 but kiss Octavia, and we’ll follow.

LEPIDUS    Till I shall see you in your soldier’s dress,
        Which will become you both, farewell.

MAECENAS    We shall,
        As I conceive the journey, be at the Mount8
        Before you, Lepidus.

LEPIDUS    Your way is shorter.
        My purposes do draw me much about11:
        You’ll win two days upon me.

BOTH    Sir, good success!

LEPIDUS    Farewell.
Exeunt

[Act 2 Scene 5]                               
running scene 6

Location: Alexandria   

Enter Cleopatra, Charmian, Iras and Alexas

CLEOPATRA    Give me some music: music, moody food
        Of us that trade2 in love.

ALL    The music, ho!

Enter Mardian the Eunuch

CLEOPATRA    Let it alone. Let’s to billiards: come, Charmian.

CHARMIAN    My arm is sore, best play with Mardian.

CLEOPATRA    As well a woman with an eunuch play6ed
        As with a woman. Come, you’ll play with me, sir?

MARDIAN    As well as I can, madam.

CLEOPATRA    And when good will9 is showed, though’t come
        too short
,
        The actor10 may plead pardon. I’ll none now.
        Give me mine angle11: we’ll to th’river. There,
        My music playing far off, I will betray12
        Tawny-finned13 fishes: my bended hook shall pierce
        Their slimy jaws, and, as I draw them up,
        I’ll think them every one an Antony,
        And say ‘Ah, ha! You’re caught!’

CHARMIAN    ’Twas merry when
        You wagered on your angling, when your diver18
        Did hang a salt-fish19 on his hook, which he
        With fervency20 drew up.

CLEOPATRA    That time? O times!
        I laughed him out of patience, and that night
        I laughed him into patience, and next morn,
        Ere the ninth hour, I drunk him to his bed,
        Then put my tires and mantles25 on him, whilst
        I wore his sword Philippan26.—

Enter a Messenger

                O, from Italy

    Ram thou thy fruitful tidings in mine ears,
        That long time have been barren27
.

MESSENGER    Madam, madam—

CLEOPATRA    Antonio’s dead! If thou say so, villain,
        Thou kill’st thy mistress. But well and free,
        If thou so yield32 him, there is gold, and here
Offers gold
        My bluest veins to kiss: a hand that kings
Offers her hand
        Have lipped34, and trembled kissing.

MESSENGER    First, madam, he is well.

CLEOPATRA    Why, there’s more gold.
        But sirrah, mark, we use37
        To say the dead are well38: bring it to that,
        The gold I give thee will I melt and pour
        Down thy ill-uttering throat.

MESSENGER    Good madam, hear me.

CLEOPATRA    Well, go to42, I will.
        But there’s no goodness in thy face if Antony
        Be free and healthful; so tart a favour44
        To trumpet such good tidings! If not well,
        Thou shouldst come like a Fury46 crowned with snakes,
        Not like a formal47 man.

MESSENGER    Will’t please you hear me?

CLEOPATRA    I have a mind to strike thee ere thou speak’st:
        Yet if thou say Antony lives, ’tis well50,
        Or51 friends with Caesar, or not captive to him,
        I’ll set thee in a shower of gold52 and hail
        Rich pearls upon thee.

MESSENGER    Madam, he’s well.

CLEOPATRA    Well said.

MESSENGER    And friends with Caesar.

CLEOPATRA    Thou’rt an honest57 man.

MESSENGER    Caesar and he are greater friends than ever.

CLEOPATRA    Make thee a fortune from me.

MESSENGER    But yet, madam—

CLEOPATRA    I do not like ‘But yet’: it does allay
        The good precedence61
. Fie upon ‘But yet’!
        ‘But yet’ is as a jailer to bring forth
        Some monstrous malefactor64. Prithee friend,
        Pour out the pack of matter to mine ear65,
        The good and bad together: he’s friends with Caesar,
        In state of health thou say’st and, thou say’st, free.

MESSENGER    Free, madam? No: I made no such report.
        He’s bound69 unto Octavia.

CLEOPATRA    For what good turn?

MESSENGER    For the best turn71 i’th’bed.

CLEOPATRA    I am pale, Charmian.

MESSENGER    Madam, he’s married to Octavia.

CLEOPATRA    The most infectious pestilence74 upon thee!

Strikes him down

MESSENGER    Good madam, patience.

CLEOPATRA    What say you?

Strikes him

    Hence, horrible villain, or I’ll spurn77 thine eyes
        Like balls before me! I’ll unhair thy head!

She hauls him up and down

    Thou shalt be whipped with wire and stewed in brine,
        Smarting in ling’ring pickle80!

MESSENGER    Gracious madam,
        I that do bring the news made not the match.

CLEOPATRA    Say ’tis not so, a province I will give thee,
        And make thy fortunes proud84: the blow thou hadst
        Shall make thy peace85 for moving me to rage,
        And I will boot86 thee with what gift beside
        Thy modesty can beg.

MESSENGER    He’s married, madam.

CLEOPATRA    Rogue, thou hast lived too long!
Draws a knife

MESSENGER    Nay then, I’ll run.
        What mean you, madam? I have made no fault.
Exit

CHARMIAN    Good madam, keep yourself92 within yourself.
        The man is innocent.

CLEOPATRA    Some innocents scape not the thunderbolt94.
        Melt Egypt95 into Nile, and kindly creatures
        Turn all to serpents! Call the slave again.
        Though I am mad97, I will not bite him: call!

CHARMIAN    He is afeard to come.

[Exit Charmian]

CLEOPATRA    I will not hurt him.
        These hands do lack nobility that they strike
    A meaner101 than myself, since I myself
        Have given myself the cause
.—

Enter the Messenger again [with Charmian]

                Come hither, sir.
        Though it be honest, it is never good
        To bring bad news: give to a gracious104 message
        An host of tongues105, but let ill tidings tell
        Themselves when they be felt
.

MESSENGER    I have done my duty.

CLEOPATRA    Is he married?
        I cannot hate thee worser than I do
        If thou again say ‘Yes.’

MESSENGER    He’s married, madam.

CLEOPATRA    The gods confound112 thee! Dost thou hold there still?

MESSENGER    Should I lie, madam?

CLEOPATRA    O, I would thou didst,
        So115 half my Egypt were submerged and made
        A cistern116 for scaled snakes! Go, get thee hence!
        Hadst thou Narcissus117 in thy face, to me
        Thou wouldst appear most ugly. He is married?

MESSENGER    I crave your highness’ pardon.

CLEOPATRA    He is married?

MESSENGER    Take no offence that I would not offend you121.
        To punish me for what you make me do
        Seems much unequal123. He’s married to Octavia.

CLEOPATRA     O, that his fault should make a knave of thee,
        That art not what thou’rt sure of!124 Get thee hence,
        The merchandise126 which thou hast brought from Rome
        Are all too dear127 for me: lie they upon thy hand,
        And be undone by ’em
! [Exit Messenger]

CHARMIAN    Good your highness, patience.

CLEOPATRA    In praising Antony, I have dispraised Caesar.

CHARMIAN    Many times, madam.

CLEOPATRA    I am paid for’t now. Lead me from hence:
        I faint! O Iras, Charmian! ’Tis no matter.
        Go to the fellow, good Alexas, bid him
        Report the feature135 of Octavia: her years,
        Her inclination136, let him not leave out
        The colour of her hair. Bring me word quickly.
[Exit Alexas]
        Let him138 for ever go.—Let him not, Charmian,
        Though he be painted one way like a Gorgon139,
        The other way’s a Mars140.—Bid you Alexas
        Bring me word how tall she is.—Pity me, Charmian,
        But do not speak to me. Lead me to my chamber.

To Iras

Exeunt

[Act 2 Scene 6]                               
running scene 7

Location: near Misena (Misenum), a port in southern Italy   

Flourish. Enter Pompey at one door, with Drum and Trumpet, at another, Caesar, Lepidus, Antony, Enobarbus, Maecenas, Agrippa, Menas with Soldiers marching

POMPEY    Your hostages I have, so have you mine,
        And we shall talk before we fight.

CAESAR    Most meet3
        That first we come to words, and therefore have we
        Our written purposes5 before us sent,
        Which, if thou hast considered, let us know
        If ’twill tie up7 thy discontented sword
        And carry back to Sicily much tall8 youth
        That else9 must perish here.

POMPEY    To you all three,
        The senators alone11 of this great world,
        Chief factors12 for the gods: I do not know
        Wherefore13 my father should revengers want,
        Having a son and friends, since Julius Caesar,
        Who at Philippi the good Brutus ghosted15,
        There saw you labouring for him. What was’t
        That moved17 pale Cassius to conspire? And what
        Made the all-honoured, honest18 Roman, Brutus,
        With the armed rest, courtiers19 of beauteous freedom,
        To drench20 the Capitol20, but that they would
        Have one man21 but a man? And that is it
        Hath made me rig my navy, at whose burden
        The angered ocean foams, with which I meant
        To scourge24 th’ingratitude that despiteful Rome
        Cast on my noble father.

CAESAR    Take your time.

ANTONY    Thou canst not fear27 us, Pompey, with thy sails.
        We’ll speak28 with thee at sea. At land thou know’st
        How much we do o’er-count29 thee.

POMPEY    At land indeed
        Thou dost o’er-count me of my father’s house31:
        But since the cuckoo builds not for himself32,
        Remain in’t as thou mayst33.

LEPIDUS    Be pleased to tell us —
        For this is from the present35 — how you take
        The offers we have sent you.

CAESAR    There’s the point.

ANTONY    Which do not be entreated to38, but weigh
        What it is worth embraced39.

CAESAR    And what may follow,
        To try a larger fortune40
.

POMPEY    You have made me offer
        Of Sicily, Sardinia, and I must
        Rid all the sea of pirates. Then to send
        Measures of wheat to Rome: this ’greed upon
        To part46 with unhacked edges, and bear back
        Our targes47 undinted.

CAESAR, ANTONY and LEPIDUS    That’s our offer.

POMPEY    Know, then,
        I came before you here a man prepared
        To take this offer. But Mark Antony
        Put me to some impatience, though I lose
        The praise of53 it by telling. You must know
        When Caesar and your brother were at blows,
        Your mother came to Sicily and did find
        Her welcome friendly.

ANTONY    I have heard it, Pompey,
        And am well studied58 for a liberal thanks
        Which I do owe you.

POMPEY    Let me have your hand:
They shake hands
        I did not think, sir, to have met you here.

ANTONY    The beds i’th’east are soft, and thanks to you,
        That called me timelier63 than my purpose hither,
        For I have gained by’t.

CAESAR    Since I saw you last, there’s a change upon you.

POMPEY    Well, I know not
        What counts67 harsh fortune casts upon my face,
        But in my bosom shall she never come
        To make my heart her vassal68
.

LEPIDUS    Well met here.

POMPEY    I hope so, Lepidus. Thus we are agreed:
        I crave our composition72 may be written
        And sealed between us73.

CAESAR    That’s the next to do.

POMPEY    We’ll feast each other ere we part, and let’s
        Draw lots who shall begin.

ANTONY    That will I, Pompey.

POMPEY    No, Antony, take the lot78: but, first
        Or last
, your fine Egyptian cookery
        Shall have the fame80. I have heard that Julius Caesar
        Grew fat with feasting there81.

ANTONY    You have heard much.

POMPEY    I have fair83 meanings, sir.

ANTONY    And fair words to them84.

POMPEY    Then so much have I heard,
        And I have heard, Apollodorus86 carried—

ENOBARBUS    No more of that: he did so.

POMPEY    What, I pray you?

ENOBARBUS    A certain queen to Caesar in a mattress.

POMPEY    I know thee now. How far’st90 thou, soldier?

ENOBARBUS    Well,
        And well am like to do, for I perceive
        Four feasts are toward93.

POMPEY    Let me shake thy hand.
They shake hands
        I never hated thee: I have seen thee fight,
        When I have envied thy behaviour96.

ENOBARBUS    Sir,
        I never loved you much, but I ha’ praised ye
        When you have well deserved ten times as much
        As I have said you did.

POMPEY    Enjoy thy plainness101,
        It nothing ill becomes102 thee.
        Aboard my galley103 I invite you all.
        Will you lead, lords?

CAESAR, ANTONY and LEPIDUS    Show’s the way, sir.

POMPEY    Come.
Exeunt.