It was a dismal old barn of a
place, and was lighted from end to end by tallow-candle chandeliers made of barrel-hoops
suspended from the ceiling, and the grease dripped all over us. That was in the beginning
of the winter of 1862. It has taken forty-four years for Etta to cross my orbit again.
I asked after her
father.
“Dead,” she said.
I asked after her mother.
“Dead,” she said.
Another question brought out the fact that she had long been married, but had no
children. We shook hands and parted. She walked three or four steps, then turned and
came back, and her eyes filled, and she said,
“I am a stranger here, and far from my friends—in fact I have hardly any friends left.
Nearly all of them are dead. I must tell my news to you. I must tell it to somebody. I can’t
bear it by myself, while it is so new. The doctor has just told me that my husband can live
only a very little while, and I was not dreaming it was so bad as this.”
Orion Resumed.
I think the
poultry experiment
lasted about a year, possibly two years. It had then cost
me six thousand dollars. It is my impression that
Orion was not able to give the
farm
away, and that his father-in-law took it back as a kindly act of self-sacrifice.
Orion returned to the law business, and I suppose he remained in that harness off
and on for the succeeding quarter of a century, but so far as my knowledge goes he was
only a
lawyer in name, and had no clients.
My mother died, in her eighty-eighth year, in the summer of 1890. She had saved some
money, and she left it to me, because it had come from me. I gave it to Orion and he said,
with thanks, that I had
supported him long enough and now he was going to relieve me
of that burden, and would also hope to pay back some of that expense, and maybe the
whole of it. Accordingly, he proceeded
to use up that money in
building a considerable
addition to the
house, with the idea of taking boarders and getting rich. We need not
dwell upon this venture. It was another of his failures. His
wife tried hard to make the
scheme succeed, and if anybody could have made it succeed she would have done it. She
was a good woman, and was greatly liked. Her vanity was pretty large and inconvenient,
but she had a practical side too, and she would have made that boarding-house lucrative
if circumstances had not been against her.
Orion had other projects for recouping me, but as they always required capital I
stayed out of them, and they did not materialize. Once he wanted to start a newspaper.
It was a ghastly idea, and I squelched it with a promptness that was almost rude. Then
he
invented a
wood-sawing machine
and patched it together himself, and he really sawed
wood with it. It was ingenious; it was capable; and it would have made a comfortable little
fortune for him; but just at the wrong time Providence interfered again. Orion applied
for a patent and found that the same machine had already been patented and had gone
into business and was thriving.
Presently the State of New York offered a
fifty-thousand-dollar prize for a practical
method of navigating the
Erie Canal with steam canal-boats. Orion worked at that thing
two or three years, invented and completed a method, and was once more ready to reach
out and seize upon imminent wealth when somebody pointed out a defect: his steam
canal-boat could not be used in the wintertime; and in the summertime the commotion
its wheels would make in the water would wash away the State of New York on both sides.
Innumerable were Orion’s projects for acquiring the means to pay off his debt to me.
These projects extended straight through the succeeding thirty years, but in every case
they failed. During all those thirty years his well-established
honesty kept him in offices
of trust where other people’s money had to be taken care of, but where no salary was
paid. He was treasurer of all the benevolent institutions; he took care of the money and
other property of widows and orphans; he never lost a cent for anybody, and never made
one for himself. Every time he
changed his
religion the church of his new faith was glad
to get him; made him treasurer at once, and at once he stopped the graft and the leaks
in that church. He exhibited a facility in changing his political complexion that was a
marvel to the whole community. Once the following curious thing happened, and
he wrote me all about it himself.
One morning he was a Republican, and upon invitation he agreed to make a campaign
speech at the Republican mass meeting that night. He prepared the speech.
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