They made several efforts, but the Governor defeated these
efforts without any trouble and went on smiling his pleasant smile as if nothing had
happened. Finally the joker-chiefs of Carson City and Virginia City conspired together
to see if their combined talent couldn’t win a victory, for the jokers were getting into a
very uncomfortable place. The people were laughing at them, instead of at their proposed
victim. They banded themselves together to the number of ten and invited the Governor
to what was a most extraordinary attention in those days—pickled oyster-stew and
champagne—luxuries very seldom seen in that region, and existing rather as fabrics of
the imagination than as facts.
The Governor took me with him. He said disparagingly,
“It’s a poor invention. It doesn’t deceive. Their idea is to get me drunk and leave me
under the table, and from their standpoint this will be very funny. But they don’t know
me. I am familiar with champagne and have no prejudices against it.”
The fate of the joke was not decided until two o’clock in the morning. At that hour
the Governor was serene, genial, comfortable, contented, happy, and sober, although
he was so full that he couldn’t laugh without shedding champagne tears. Also, at that
hour the last joker joined his comrades under the table, drunk to the last perfection.
The Governor remarked,
“This is a dry place, Sam, let’s go and get something to drink and go to bed.”
The Governor’s official menagerie had been drawn from the humblest ranks of his
constituents at home—harmless good fellows who had helped in his campaigns, and
now they had their reward in petty salaries payable in greenbacks that were worth next
to nothing. Those boys had a hard time to make both ends meet. Orion’s salary was
eighteen hundred dollars a year, and he couldn’t even support his dictionary on it. But the
Irishwoman who had come out on the Governor’s staff charged the menagerie only ten
dollars a week apiece for board and lodging.
Orion and I were of her boarders and lodgers;
and so, on these cheap terms
the silver I had brought from home held out very well.
At first I roamed about the country seeking silver, but at the end of ’62 or the beginning
of ’63 when I came up from Aurora to begin a journalistic life on the Virginia City
Enterprise, I was presently sent down to
Carson City to report the legislative session.
Orion was soon very popular with the members of the
legislature, because they found
that whereas they couldn’t usually trust each other, nor anybody else, they could trust
him. He easily held the belt for
honesty in that country, but it didn’t do him any good
in a pecuniary way, because he had
no talent for either persuading or scaring legislators.
But I was differently situated. I was there every day in the legislature to distribute compliment
and censure with evenly balanced justice and spread the same over half a page
of the Enterprise every morning, consequently I was an influence.
I got the legislature
to pass a wise and very necessary law requiring every corporation doing business in the
Territory to record its charter in full, without skipping a word, in a record to be kept
by the Secretary of the Territory—my brother. All the charters were framed in exactly
the same words. For this record-service he was authorized to charge forty cents a folio
of a hundred words for making the record; also five dollars for furnishing a certificate
of each record, and so on. Everybody had a toll-road franchise but no toll-road. But the
franchise had to be recorded and paid for. Everybody was a mining corporation, and had
to have himself recorded and pay for it. Very well, we prospered. The record-service paid
an average of a thousand dollars a month, in gold.
Governor Nye was often absent from the Territory. He liked to run down to San
Francisco every little while and enjoy a rest from
Territorial civilization. Nobody complained,
for he was prodigiously popular. He had been a stage-driver in his early days
in New York or New England, and had acquired the habit of remembering names and
faces, and of making himself agreeable to his passengers. As a politician this had been
valuable to him, and he kept his arts in good condition by practice. By the time he had
been Governor a year, he had shaken hands with every human being in the
Territory of
Nevada, and after that he always knew these people instantly at sight and could call them
by name. The whole population, of twenty thousand persons, were his personal friends,
and he could do anything he chose to do and count upon their being contented with it.
Whenever he was absent from the Territory—which was generally—Orion served his
office in his place, as Acting Governor, a title which was soon and easily shortened to
“Governor.”
Mrs. Governor Clemens enjoyed being a Governor’s wife.
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