‘What have mice got to do with it? You’re asleep.’
‘I don’t think I am,’ said Constantia. She shut her eyes to make sure. She was.
Josephine arched her spine, pulled up her knees, folded her arms so that her fists came under her ears, and pressed her cheek
hard against the pillow.
II
Another thing which complicated matters was they had Nurse Andrews staying on with them that week. It was their own fault; they had asked her. It was Josephine’s idea. On the morning – well, on the last morning, when the doctor
had gone, Josephine had said to Constantia, ‘Don’t you think it would be rather nice if we asked Nurse Andrews to stay on
for a week as our guest?’
‘Very nice,’ said Constantia.
‘I thought,’ went on Josephine quickly, ‘I should just say this afternoon, after I’ve paid her, “My sister and I would be
very pleased, after all you’ve done for us, Nurse Andrews, if you would stay on for a week as our guest.” I’d have to put
that in about being our guest in case – ’
‘Oh, but she could hardly expect to be paid!’ cried Constantia.
‘One never knows,’ said Josephine sagely.
Nurse Andrews had, of course, jumped at the idea. But it was a bother. It meant they had to have regular sit-down meals at
the proper times, whereas if they’d been alone they could just have asked Kate if she wouldn’t have minded bringing them a
tray wherever they were. And meal-times now that the strain was over were rather a trial.
Nurse Andrews was simply fearful about butter. Really they couldn’t help feeling that about butter, at least, she took advantage
of their kindness. And she had that maddening habit of asking for just an inch more bread to finish what she had on her plate,
and then, at the last mouthful, absent-mindedly – of course it wasn’t absent-mindedly – taking another helping. Josephine got very red
when this happened, and she fastened her small, bead-like eyes on the tablecloth as if she saw a minute strange insect creeping
through the web of it. But Constantia’s long, pale face lengthened and set, and she gazed away – away – far over the desert,
to where that line of camels unwound like a thread of wool …
‘When I was with Lady Tukes,’ said Nurse Andrews, ‘she had such a dainty little contrayvance for the buttah. It was a silvah
Cupid balanced on the – on the bordah of a glass dish, holding a tayny fork. And when you wanted some buttah you simply pressed
his foot and he bent down and speared you a piece. It was quite a gayme.’
Josephine could hardly bear that. But ‘I think those things are very extravagant’ was all she said.
‘But whey?’ asked Nurse Andrews, beaming through her eyeglasses. ‘No one, surely, would take more buttah than one wanted –
would one?’
‘Ring, Con,’ cried Josephine. She couldn’t trust herself to reply.
And proud young Kate, the enchanted princess, came in to see what the old tabbies wanted now. She snatched away their plates
of mock something or other and slapped down a white, terrified blancmange.
‘Jam, please, Kate,’ said Josephine kindly.
Kate knelt and burst open the sideboard, lifted the lid of the jam-pot, saw it was empty, put it on the table, and stalked
off.
‘I’m afraid,’ said Nurse Andrews a moment later, ‘there isn’t any.’
‘Oh, what a bother!’ said Josephine. She bit her lip. ‘What had we better do?’
Constantia looked dubious. ‘We can’t disturb Kate again,’ she said softly.
Nurse Andrews waited, smiling at them both. Her eyes wandered, spying at everything behind her eyeglasses. Constantia in despair
went back to her camels. Josephine frowned heavily – concentrated. If it hadn’t been for this idiotic woman she and Con would,
of course, have eaten their blancmange without. Suddenly the idea came.
‘I know,’ she said. ‘Marmalade. There’s some marmalade in the sideboard.
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