Like his brother, Tommy, they lived in Co-op City so he only paid $200 rent including utilities for a four-and-a-half-room apartment with air conditioning in every room. He figured for that price he could afford to let Phyllis splurge on furniture and wallpaper and crap. He himself could give a shit what the place looked like as long as he had that air conditioning but she liked what Marie called "Jewish Renaissance." She couldn't buy goddamn lamps—she had to have chandeliers. Jungle-thick rugs all over the house so you couldn't touch anything without getting twenty-five volts up your ass. Plus you had to take your goddamn shoes off like you were entering a Dutch church. And the stuff he liked, like the purple velour couch and the red leather Barcalounger, she had wrapped in what looked like big Glad Bags—giant plastic slipcovers—so that he couldn't even relax and watch TV in the living room without leaving half the skin on his back stuck to the plastic every time he wanted to get up to make a sandwich or go to the bathroom. He was surprised she didn't put a slipcover over the color TV.

Chubby wandered into the kitchen for some eats. He peered into the refrigerator, took out a bowl of tuna salad, two Schaefers and a hard-boiled egg. He hummed the theme from "Peter Gunn" that was on the Henry Mancini album. That was the other thing he liked in the apartment besides the air conditioning. That stereo with the headphones he got himself. He could spend all day with those headphones on listening to Tony Bennett and Frank Sinatra. He was fixing himself a tuna sandwich and wondering what the hell ever happened to Perry Como when the phone rang.

"Yo."

"Chub."

"Tommy, how you doin'?"

"Chub, lissen. I met this chick." Tommy was whispering. "Chubby, I'm tellin' you, she got a tongue like a anteater."

Chubby snickered, scratched his belly.

"I thought I was gonna die, Chubby. I hadda beg her to stop."

Chubby lit a cigarette. It looked as thin as a kitchen match between his stubby fingers.

"I swear to Christ, baby."

"She a blonde or a brunette?" Smoke slipped and curled over the tip of his slightly protruding tongue.

"Neither, orange."

"Orange! Jesus Christ. Cuffs and collars?"

"Cuffs and collars."

"Tommy, I gotta meet this bitch. You know that, don'cha?"

"How 'bout tonight? I tol' her all about you. She's gonna be waitin' at Banion's."

"Oh my heart." Chubby closed his eyes and let his tongue hang out.

"I tol' her what a steed you was." Tommy laughed.

"Oh shit." Chubby turned pale. "Tommy, I can't do it tonight."

"Whatta you talkin'?"

"I tol' Phyll I'd take her to a movie."

"Bullshit! Take her tomorrow."

"C'mon, Tommy, I promised."

"You pussy."

"Hey, Tommy, c'mon now. It ain't right."

"What time's the movie?"

"Eight-thirty."

"So, come after."

"What am I supposed to say to her?"

"You know you sound like a fuckin' teen-ager, Chubby. I tell everybody what a goddamn stallion my brother is and set 'im up with a million-dollar mouth an' a pair a jugs what belongs in the Museum a Modern Art an' he can't even get away from his wife."

"Hey." Chubby grinned. "You really tell everybody what a stallion I am?" He ran a thumb around the elastic of his boxer shorts.

"Chubby, you know what they call you down at Banion's now?"

"What?"

"The Prick."

"Tommy, pick me up at the gas station." Tommy neighed like a horse. Chubby was about to hang up. "Hey, Tommy! Tommy, what's her name?"

"Sylvia."

***

"Lissen, I tol' Tommy I'd meet him for a drink in a half-hour," Chubby said to his wife as they came out of the movie theater.

She shrugged. "So go."

"You not mad?"

She shrugged. She looked tired, with deep eye sockets and a bony face. There were always deep swaths under her eyes. She looked dehydrated.

"You sure you ain't mad?"

She shrugged again.

" 'Cause if you want I won't go." She didn't answer.

"O.K.