Falkland. Mr. Falkland proceeded, without
ceremony, to explain the motive of his coming.
"Mr. Tyrrel," said he, "I am come to have an amicable
explanation with you."
"Explanation! What is my offence?"
"None in the world, sir; and for that reason I conceive this the
fittest time to come to a right understanding."
"You are in a devil of a hurry, sir. Are you clear that this
haste will not mar, instead of make an understanding?"
"I think I am, sir. I have great faith in the purity of my
intentions, and I will not doubt, when you perceive the view with
which I come, that you will willingly co-operate with it."
"Mayhap, Mr. Falkland, we may not agree about that. One man
thinks one way, and another man thinks another. Mayhap I do not
think I have any great reason to be pleased with you already."
"It may be so. I cannot, however, charge myself with having
given you reason to be displeased."
"Well, sir, you have no right to put me out of humour with
myself. If you come to play upon me, and try what sort of a fellow
you shall have to deal with, damn me if you shall have any reason
to hug yourself upon the experiment."
"Nothing, sir, is more easy for us than to quarrel. If you
desire that, there is no fear that you will find
opportunities."
"Damn me, sir, if I do not believe you are come to bully
me."
"Mr. Tyrrel! sir—have a care!"
"Of what, sir!--Do you threaten me? Damn my soul! who are you?
what do you come here for?"
The fieriness of Mr. Tyrrel brought Mr. Falkland to his
recollection.
"I am wrong," said he. "I confess it. I came for purposes of
peace. With that view I have taken the liberty to visit you.
Whatever therefore might be my feelings upon another occasion, I am
bound to suppress them now,"
"Ho!--Well, sir: and what have you further to offer?"
"Mr. Tyrrel," proceeded Mr. Falkland, "you will readily imagine
that the cause that brought me was not a slight one. I would not
have troubled you with visit, but for important reasons. My coming
is a pledge how deeply I am myself impressed with what I have to
communicate.
"We are in a critical situation. We are upon the brink of a
whirlpool which, if once it get hold of us, will render all further
deliberation impotent. An unfortunate jealousy seems to have
insinuated itself between us, which I would willingly remove; and I
come to ask your assistance. We are both of us nice of temper; we
are both apt to kindle, and warm of resentment. Precaution in this
stage can be dishonourable to neither; the time may come when we
shall wish we had employed it, and find it too late. Why should we
be enemies? Our tastes are different; our pursuits need not
interfere. We both of us amply possess the means of happiness; We
may be respected by all, and spend a long life of tranquillity and
enjoyment. Will it be wise in us to exchange this prospect for the
fruits of strife? A strife between persons with our peculiarities
and our weaknesses, includes consequences that I shudder to think
of. I fear, sir, that it is pregnant with death at least to one of
us, and with misfortune and remorse to the survivor."
"Upon my soul, you are a strange man! Why trouble me with your
prophecies and forebodings?"
"Because it is necessary to your happiness I Because it becomes
me to tell you of our danger now, rather than wait till my
character will allow this tranquillity no longer!
"By quarrelling we shall but imitate the great mass of mankind,
who could easily quarrel in our place.
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