In the year they had stationed
here, Rik had never seen the roads so busy. He reckoned it must be
true. The army was preparing to move into Kharadrea. And in far
more force than the one regiment that was normally stationed at
this border post.
As they strode
along, the mocking shouts from the Skywatchers distracted him.
“Going for a
little walk, are we?”
“Taking a
stroll in the woods?”
“Lieutenant
going to teach you to shoot?”
The last was an
allusion to the marksmanship contest that the Foragers had lost to
the Skywatchers the previous week. Most people still could not
understand how it happened. Weasel and Leon were the two best shots
in the regiment. Rik had his own suspicions. There was very little
Weasel would not do to win money even if it meant betting against
himself. Rik was certain that the former poacher had somehow
persuaded Leon to go along. The scrawny little lad had always been
malleable by any evil influence, particularly when ill-gotten gains
were involved.
“I’ll teach you
how to sit on a bayonet,” bellowed the Barbarian, who had lost
quite a lot of copper betting on his friends. It was still a sore
spot with him.
“Hush,” said
the Sergeant. “There will be time enough to pay them back in months
to come.” It sounded like he had a plan.
Weasel loped
towards them from the tent village of the camp-followers. His tatty
green uniform looked worse than ever as it clung to his long lean
frame. He appeared to have lost his hat again, and his narrow, bald
head on its long neck made him look even more rodent-like than
ever. The nostrils twitched in his huge nose as if scenting for
danger.
“Nice of you to
join us,” said the Sergeant. “Any later and you would be competing
with the Barbarian and Gunther for a place on the whipping
post.”
“Just making
sure your wife was satisfied,” said Weasel. He was one of those
who, without having any rank whatsoever, still managed to wield a
great deal of influence in the regiment. It came by way of his
involvement with the Quartermaster’s countless black-market
schemes. Still, he must have been feeling particularly cocky today,
or even he would not have taken that tone with the Sergeant.
Sergeant Hef
raised an eyebrow. Such talk was water off a duck’s back to him. He
and Marcie had been together as long as anybody could remember, had
numerous sprogs and, as far as anyone knew, had never even looked
at anybody else from the day they met. It would take more than
Weasel’s leering insinuations to upset him.
“With the
rabbits,” said Weasel, with a comedian’s timing, his tone all
wounded innocence. “With the rabbits I sold her. Not what these
dirty-minded louts were thinking at all.”
The Sergeant
shook his head. “One day you’ll dig your own grave with that tongue
of yours,” he said.
“It’s the only
digging he’ll ever do,” said Gunther. “Never seen that one do a
lick of work.”
“I wouldn’t say
that,” said Weasel. “Tupping your girlfriend is work.”
Gunther’s face
congested with rage. His hand went to the butt of his pistol but
somehow Weasel’s long bony fingers already contained a knife.
“That’s enough
the pair of you,” said the Sergeant, in a voice that let them both
know the fun was over. For such a small man he had a lot of
authority. “It’s stripes on both your backs you’ll be getting if
you keep up this nonsense.”
Weasel gave him
a wink.
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