Ambrose Bierce

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AMBROSE BIERCE

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THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY,
TALES, & MEMOIRS

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S. T. Joshi, editor

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Print ISBN: 978-1-59853-102-2

eISBN 978-1-59853-183-1

First eBook Edition: April 2012

Contents

IN THE MIDST OF LIFE (TALES OF SOLDIERS AND CIVILIANS)

Soldiers

A Horseman in the Sky

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge

Chickamauga

A Son of the Gods

One of the Missing

Killed at Resaca

The Affair at Coulter’s Notch

The Coup de Grâce

Parker Adderson, Philosopher

An Affair of Outposts

The Story of a Conscience

One Kind of Officer

One Officer, One Man

George Thurston

The Mocking-Bird

Civilians

The Man Out of the Nose

An Adventure at Brownville

The Famous Gilson Bequest

The Applicant

A Watcher by the Dead

The Man and the Snake

A Holy Terror

The Suitable Surroundings

The Boarded Window

A Lady from Redhorse

The Eyes of the Panther

CAN SUCH THINGS BE?

Can Such Things Be?

The Death of Halpin Frayser

The Secret of Macarger’s Gulch

One Summer Night

The Moonlit Road

A Diagnosis of Death

Moxon’s Master

A Tough Tussle

One of Twins

The Haunted Valley

A Jug of Sirup

Staley Fleming’s Hallucination

A Resumed Identity

A Baby Tramp

The Night-Doings at “Deadman’s”

Beyond the Wall

A Psychological Shipwreck

The Middle Toe of the Right Foot

John Mortonson’s Funeral

The Realm of the Unreal

John Bartine’s Watch

The Damned Thing

Haïta the Shepherd

An Inhabitant of Carcosa

The Stranger

The Ways of Ghosts

Present at a Hanging

A Cold Greeting

A Wireless Message

An Arrest

Soldier-Folk

A Man with Two Lives

Three and One Are One

A Baffled Ambuscade

Two Military Executions

Some Haunted Houses

The Isle of Pines

A Fruitless Assignment

A Vine on a House

At Old Man Eckert’s

The Spook House

The Other Lodgers

The Thing at Nolan

“Mysterious Disappearances”

The Difficulty of Crossing a Field

An Unfinished Race

Charles Ashmore’s Trail

THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY

BITS OF AUTOBIOGRAPHY

On a Mountain

What I Saw of Shiloh

A Little of Chickamauga

The Crime at Pickett’s Mill

Four Days in Dixie

What Occurred at Franklin

’Way Down in Alabam’

Working for an Empress

Across the Plains

The Mirage

A Sole Survivor

SELECTED STORIES

Mrs. Dennison’s Head

The Man Overboard

Jupiter Doke, Brigadier-General

A Bottomless Grave

For the Ahkoond

My Favorite Murder

Oil of Dog

Ashes of the Beacon

Chronology

Note on the Texts

Notes

IN THE MIDST OF LIFE

(TALES OF SOLDIERS AND CIVILIANS)

SOLDIERS

A Horseman in the Sky

I

ONE sunny afternoon in the autumn of the year 1861 a soldier lay in a clump of laurel by the side of a road in western Virginia. He lay at full length upon his stomach, his feet resting upon the toes, his head upon the left forearm. His extended right hand loosely grasped his rifle. But for the somewhat methodical disposition of his limbs and a slight rhythmic movement of the cartridge-box at the back of his belt he might have been thought to be dead. He was asleep at his post of duty. But if detected he would be dead shortly afterward, death being the just and legal penalty of his crime.

The clump of laurel in which the criminal lay was in the angle of a road which after ascending southward a steep acclivity to that point turned sharply to the west, running along the summit for perhaps one hundred yards. There it turned southward again and went zigzagging downward through the forest. At the salient of that second angle was a large flat rock, jutting out northward, overlooking the deep valley from which the road ascended. The rock capped a high cliff; a stone dropped from its outer edge would have fallen sheer downward one thousand feet to the tops of the pines. The angle where the soldier lay was on another spur of the same cliff. Had he been awake he would have commanded a view, not only of the short arm of the road and the jutting rock, but of the entire profile of the cliff below it. It might well have made him giddy to look.

The country was wooded everywhere except at the bottom of the valley to the northward, where there was a small natural meadow, through which flowed a stream scarcely visible from the valley’s rim. This open ground looked hardly larger than an ordinary dooryard, but was really several acres in extent. Its green was more vivid than that of the inclosing forest. Away beyond it rose a line of giant cliffs similar to those upon which we are supposed to stand in our survey of the savage scene, and through which the road had somehow made its climb to the summit. The configuration of the valley, indeed, was such that from this point of observation it seemed entirely shut in, and one could but have wondered how the road which found a way out of it had found a way into it, and whence came and whither went the waters of the stream that parted the meadow more than a thousand feet below.

No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theatre of war; concealed in the forest at the bottom of that military rat-trap, in which half a hundred men in possession of the exits might have starved an army to submission, lay five regiments of Federal infantry. They had marched all the previous day and night, and were resting. At nightfall they would take to the road again, climb to the place where their unfaithful sentinel now slept, and descending the other slope of the ridge fall upon a camp of the enemy at about midnight. Their hope was to surprise it, for the road led to the rear of it. In case of failure, their position would be perilous in the extreme; and fail they surely would should accident or vigilance apprise the enemy of the movement.

II

The sleeping sentinel in the clump of laurel was a young Virginian named Carter Druse. He was the son of wealthy parents, an only child, and had known such ease and cultivation and high living as wealth and taste were able to command in the mountain country of western Virginia. His home was but a few miles from where he now lay. One morning he had risen from the breakfast-table and said, quietly but gravely: “Father, a Union regiment has arrived at Grafton. I am going to join it.”

The father lifted his leonine head, looked at the son a moment in silence, and replied: “Well, go, sir, and whatever may occur, do what you conceive to be your duty.