These were immediately forthcoming.
Frank, having recovered his balance, noted that these modest
offerings were of surpassing quality, and set upon dishes of solid
gold, superbly engraved, and polished to a dazzling brightness. It
is by little details of this description that one may recognize a
really first-rate servant. Frank was delighted, but restrained his
enthusiasm. “Gold plates,” said he, “are all very
well. Let us, however, get down to brass tacks. I should like a
palace.”
“To hear,” said his dusky henchman, “is to
obey.”
“It should,” said Frank, “be of suitable size,
suitably situated, suitably furnished, suitable pictures, suitable
marbles, hangings, and all that. I should like there to be a large
number of tiger-skins. I am very fond of tiger-skins.”
“They shall be there,” said his slave.
“I am” said Frank, “a bit of an artist, as
your late owner remarked. My art, so to speak, demands the
presence, upon these tiger-skins, of a number of young women, some
blonde, some brunette, some petite, some Junoesque, some
languorous, some vivacious, all beautiful, and they need not be
over-dressed. I hate over-dressing. It is vulgar. Have you got
that?”
“I have,” said the jinn.
“Then,” said Frank, “let me have
it.”
“Condescend only,” said his servant, “to close
your eyes for the space of a single minute, and opening them you
shall find yourself surrounded by the agreeable objects you have
described.”
“O.K.,” said Frank. “But no tricks,
mind!”
He closed his eyes as requested. A low, musical humming,
whooshing sound rose and fell about him. At the end of the minute
he looked around. There were the arches, pillars, marbles,
hangings, etc. of the most exquisite palace imaginable, and
wherever he looked he saw a tiger-skin, and on every tiger-skin
there reclined a young woman of surpassing beauty who was certainly
not vulgarly over-dressed.
Our good Frank was, to put it mildly, in an ecstasy. He darted
to and fro like a honey-bee in a florist’s shop. He was
received everywhere with smiles sweet beyond description, and with
glances of an open or a veiled responsiveness. Here were blushes
and lowered lids. Here was the flaming face of ardour. Here was a
shoulder turned, but by no means a cold shoulder. Here were open
arms, and such arms! Here was love dissembled, but vainly
dissembled. Here was love triumphant. “I must say,”
said Frank at a later hour, “I have spent a really delightful
afternoon. I have enjoyed it thoroughly.”
“Then may I crave,” said the jinn, who was at that
moment serving him his supper, “may I crave the boon of being
allowed to act as your butler, and as general minister to your
pleasures, instead of being returned to that abominable
bottle?”
“I don’t see why not,” said Frank. “It
certainly seems rather tough that, after having fixed all this up,
you should be crammed back into the bottle again. Very well, act as
my butler, but understand, whatever the convention may be, I wish
you never to enter a room without knocking. And above all—no
tricks.”
The jinn, with a soapy smile of gratitude, withdrew, and Frank
shortly retired to his harem, where he passed the evening as
pleasantly as he had passed the afternoon.
Some weeks went by entirely filled with these agreeable
pastimes, till Frank, in obedience to law which not even the most
efficient jinns can set aside, found himself growing a little
over-particular, a little blasé, a little inclined to
criticize and find fault.
“These,” said he to his jinn, “are very pretty
young creatures, if you like that sort of thing, but I imagine they
can hardly be first-rate, or I should feel more interest in them. I
am, after all, a connoisseur; nothing can please me but the very
best.
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