These examinations and certificates and so on
—what did they matter? And all this efficiency and up-to-dateness
—what did THAT matter, either? Ralston was trying to run Brookfield
like a factory—a factory for turning out a snob culture based on money
and machines. The old gentlemanly traditions of family and broad acres were
changing, as doubtless they were bound to; but instead of widening them to
form a genuine inclusive democracy of duke and dustman, Ralston was narrowing
them upon the single issue of a fat banking account. There never had been so
many rich men’s sons at Brookfield. The Speech Day Garden Party was like
Ascot. Ralston met these wealthy fellows in London clubs and persuaded them
that Brookfield was THE coming school, and, since they couldn’t buy their way
into Eton or Harrow, they greedily swallowed the bait. Awful fellows, some of
them—though others were decent enough. Financiers, company promoters,
pill manufacturers. One of them gave his son five pounds a week pocket money.
Vulgar… ostentatious… all the hectic rotten-ripeness of the age… And
once Chips had got into trouble because of some joke he had made about the
name and ancestry of a boy named Isaacstein. The boy wrote home about it, and
Isaacstein p�re sent an angry letter to Ralston. Touchy, no sense of humor,
no sense of proportion—that was the matter with them, these new
fellows… No sense of proportion. And it was a sense of proportion, above
all things, that Brookfield ought to teach —not so much Latin or Greek
or Chemistry or Mechanics. And you couldn’t expect to test that sense of
proportion by setting papers and granting certificates…
All this flashed through his mind in an instant of protest and
indignation, but he did not say a word of it. He merely gathered his tattered
gown together and with an “umph—umph” walked a few paces away. He had
had enough of the argument. At the door he turned and said: “I don’t—
umph—intend to resign—and you can—umph—do what you
like about it!”
Looking back upon that scene in the calm perspective of a quarter of a
century, Chips could find it in his heart to feel a little sorry for Ralston.
Particularly when, as it happened, Ralston had been in such complete
ignorance of the forces he was dealing with. So, for that matter, had Chips
himself. Neither had correctly estimated the toughness of Brookfield
tradition, and its readiness to defend itself and its defenders. For it had
so chanced that a small boy, waiting to see Ralston that morning, had been
listening outside the door during the whole of the interview; he had been
thrilled by it, naturally, and had told his friends. Some of these, in a
surprisingly short time, had told their parents; so that very soon it was
common knowledge that Ralston had insulted Chips and had demanded his
resignation. The amazing result was a spontaneous outburst of sympathy and
partisanship such as Chips, in his wildest dreams, had never envisaged. He
found, rather to his astonishment, that Ralston was thoroughly unpopular; he
was feared and respected, but not liked; and in this issue of Chips the
dislike rose to a point where it conquered fear and demolished even respect.
There was talk of having some kind of public riot in the School if Ralston
succeeded in banishing Chips. The masters, many of them young men who agreed
that Chips was hopelessly old-fashioned, rallied round him nevertheless
because they hated Ralston’s slave driving and saw in the old veteran a
likely champion. And one day the Chairman of the Governors, Sir John Rivers,
visited Brookfield, ignored Ralston, and went direct to Chips. “A fine
fellow, Rivers,” Chips would say, telling the story to Mrs. Wickett for the
dozenth time. “Not—umph—a very brilliant boy in class. I remember
he could never—umph—master his verbs. And now —umph—I
see in the papers—they’ve made him— umph—a baronet. It just
shows you—umph—it just shows you.”
Sir John had said, on that morning in 1908, taking Chips by the arm as
they walked round the deserted cricket pitches: “Chips, old boy, I hear
you’ve been having the deuce of a row with Ralston. Sorry to hear about it,
for your sake—but I want you to know that the Governors are with you to
a man.
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