He
said, gently: “It may possibly seem to you, Robertson—at this
particular moment in the world’s history—umph—that the affairs of
Caesar in Gaul some two thousand years ago—are— umph—of
somewhat secondary importance—and that—umph —the irregular
conjugation of the verb tollo is—umph— even less important still.
But believe me—umph—my dear Robertson—that is not really
the case.” Just then there came a particularly loud explosion—quite
near. “You cannot—umph —judge the importance of
things—umph—by the noise they make. Oh dear me, no.” A little
chuckle. “And these things—umph —that have mattered—for
thousands of years—are not going to be—snuffed out—because
some stink merchant— in his laboratory—invents a new kind of
mischief.” Titters of nervous laughter; for Buffles, the pale, lean, and
medically unfit science master, was nicknamed the Stink Merchant. Another
explosion—nearer still. “Let us—um—resume our work. If it
is fate that we are soon to be—umph—interrupted, let us be found
employing ourselves in something—umph—really appropriate. Is
there anyone who will volunteer to construe?”
Maynard, chubby, dauntless, clever, and impudent, said: “I will, sir.”
“Very good. Turn to page forty and begin at the bottom line.”
The explosions still continued deafeningly; the whole building shook as if
it were being lifted off its foundations. Maynard found the page, which was
some way ahead, and began, shrilly:—
“Genus hoc erat pugnae—this was the kind of fight—quo se
Germani exercuerant—in which the Germans busied themselves. Oh, sir,
that’s good—that’s really very funny indeed, sir—one of your very
best—”
Laughing began, and Chips added: “Well—umph—you can see
—now—that these dead languages—umph—can come to life
again—sometimes—eh? Eh?”
Afterward they learned that five bombs had fallen in and around
Brookfield, the nearest of them just outside the School grounds. Nine persons
had been killed.
The story was told, retold, embellished. “The dear old boy never turned a
hair. Even found some old tag to illustrate what was going on. Something in
Caesar about the way the Germans fought. You wouldn’t think there were things
like that in Caesar, would you? And the way Chips laughed… you know the way
he DOES laugh… the tears all running down his face… never seen him laugh
so much…”
He was a legend.
With his old and tattered gown, his walk that was just beginning to break
into a stumble, his mild eyes peering over the steel-rimmed spectacles, and
his quaintly humorous sayings, Brookfield would not have had an atom of him
different.
November 11, 1918.
News came through in the morning; a whole holiday was decreed for the
School, and the kitchen staff were implored to provide as cheerful a spread
as wartime rationing permitted. There was much cheering and singing, and a
bread fight across the Dining Hall. When Chips entered in the midst of the
uproar there was an instant hush, and then wave upon wave of cheering;
everyone gazed on him with eager, shining eyes, as on a symbol of victory. He
walked to the dais, seeming as if he wished to speak; they made silence for
him, but he shook his head after a moment, smiled, and walked away again.
It had been a damp, foggy day, and the walk across the quadrangle to the
Dining Hall had given him a chill. The next day he was in bed with
bronchitis, and stayed there till after Christmas. But already, on that night
of November 11, after his visit to the Dining Hall, he had sent in his
resignation to the Board of Governors.
When school reassembled after the holidays he was back at Mrs. Wickett’s.
At his own request there were no more farewells or presentations, nothing but
a handshake with his successor and the word “acting” crossed out on official
stationery. The “duration” was over.
And now, fifteen years after that, he could look back upon
it all with a deep and sumptuous tranquillity. He was not ill, of
course—only a little tired at times, and bad with his breathing during
the winter months. He would not go abroad—he had once tried it, but had
chanced to strike the Riviera during one of its carefully unadvertised cold
spells. “I prefer—um—to get my chills—umph—in my own
country,” he used to say, after that. He had to take care of himself when
there were east winds, but autumn and winter were not really so bad; there
were warm fires, and books, and you could look forward to the summer. It was
the summer that he liked best, of course; apart from the weather, which
suited him, there were the continual visits of old boys. Every weekend some
of them motored up to Brookfield and called at his house. Sometimes they
tired him, if too many came at once; but he did not really mind; he could
always rest and sleep afterward.
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