And don’t let anyone play tricks with you.
I—er—gather that discipline was not always your strong point at
Melbury?”
“Well, no, perhaps not, sir.”
“Never mind; you’re full young; it’s largely a matter of experience. You
have another chance here. Take up a firm attitude from the beginning—
that’s the secret of it.”
Perhaps it was. He remembered that first tremendous ordeal of taking prep;
a September sunset more than half a century ago; Big Hall full of lusty
barbarians ready to pounce on him as their legitimate prey. His youth,
fresh-complexioned, high-collared, and side-whiskered (odd fashions people
followed in those days), at the mercy of five hundred unprincipled ruffians
to whom the baiting of new masters was a fine art, an exciting sport, and
something of a tradition. Decent little beggars individually, but, as a mob,
just pitiless and implacable. The sudden hush as he took his place at the
desk on the dais; the scowl he assumed to cover his inward nervousness; the
tall clock ticking behind him, and the smells of ink and varnish; the last
blood-red rays slanting in slabs through the stained-glass windows. Someone
dropped a desk lid. Quickly, he must take everyone by surprise; he must show
that there was no nonsense about him. “You there in the fifth row—you
with the red hair—what’s your name?”
“Colley, sir.”
“Very well, Colley, you have a hundred lines.”
No trouble at all after that. He had won his first round.
And years later, when Colley was an alderman of the City of London and a
baronet and various other things, he sent his son (also red-haired) to
Brookfield, and Chips would say: “Colley, your father was the first boy I
ever punished when I came here twenty-five years ago. He deserved it then,
and you deserve it now.” How they all laughed; and how Sir Richard laughed
when his son wrote home the story in next Sunday’s letter!
And again, years after that, many years after that, there was an even
better joke. For another Colley had just arrived—son of the Colley who
was a son of the first Colley. And Chips would say, punctuating his remarks
with that little “umph-um” that had by then become a habit with him: “Colley,
you are—umph—a splendid example of—umph —inherited
traditions. I remember your grandfather—umph —he could never
grasp the Ablative Absolute. A stupid fellow, your grandfather. And your
father, too—umph—I remember him— he used to sit at that far
desk by the wall—he wasn’t much better, either. But I do
believe—my dear Colley—that you are— umph—the biggest
fool of the lot!” Roars of laughter.
A great joke, this growing old—but a sad joke, too, in a way. And as
Chips sat by his fire with autumn gales rattling the windows, the waves of
humor and sadness swept over him very often until tears fell, so that when
Mrs. Wickett came in with his cup of tea she did not know whether he had been
laughing or crying. And neither did Chips himself.
Across the road behind a rampart of ancient elms lay
Brookfield, russet under its autumn mantle of creeper. A group of
eighteenth-century buildings centred upon a quadrangle, and there were acres
of playing fields beyond; then came the small dependent village and the open
fen country. Brookfield, as Wetherby had said, was an old foundation;
established in the reign of Elizabeth, as a grammar school, it might, with
better luck, have become as famous as Harrow. Its luck, however, had been not
so good; the School went up and down, dwindling almost to non-existence at
one time, becoming almost illustrious at another. It was during one of these
latter periods, in the reign of the first George, that the main structure had
been rebuilt and large additions made. Later, after the Napoleonic Wars and
until mid-Victorian days, the School declined again, both in numbers and in
repute. Wetherby, who came in 1840, restored its fortunes somewhat; but its
subsequent history never raised it to front-rank status. It was,
nevertheless, a good school of the second rank. Several notable families
supported it; it supplied fair samples of the history-making men of the
age—judges, members of parliament, colonial administrators, a few peers
and bishops. Mostly, however, it turned out merchants, manufacturers, and
professional men, with a good sprinkling of country squires and parsons.
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