Newman pointed out in the first place that
there was no money in teaching unless it was combined with
hotel-keeping. That, he said, was all right, and more than all right;
and he surmised that many people who kept hotels in the ordinary way
would give a good deal to practise their art and mystery under
Housemaster's Rules. "You needn't pay so very much for your
furniture, you know. You don't want to make the boys into young
sybarites. Besides, there's nothing a healthy-minded boy hates more
than stuffiness: what he likes is clean fresh air and plenty of it.
And, you know, old chap, fresh air is cheap enough. And then with the
food, there's apt to be trouble in the ordinary hotel if it's
uneatable; but in the sort of hotel we're talking of, a little
accident with the beef or mutton affords a very valuable opportunity
for the exercise of the virtue of self-denial."
Last listened to all this with a mournful grin.
"You seem to know all about it," he said. "Why don't you go in for
it yourself?"
"I couldn't keep my tongue in my cheek. Besides, I don't think
it's fair sport. I'm going out to India in the autumn. What about
pig-sticking?"
"And there's another thing," he went on after a meditative pause.
"That notion of yours about a day prep. school is rotten. The parents
wouldn't say thank you for letting them keep their kids at home when
they're all small and young. Some people go so far as to say that the
chief purpose of schools is to allow parents a good excuse for
getting rid of their children. That's nonsense. Most fathers and
mothers are very fond of their children and like to have them about
the house; when they're young, at all events. But somehow or other,
they've got it into their heads that strange schoolmasters know more
about bringing up a small boy than his own people; and there it is.
So, on all counts, drop that scheme of yours."
Last thought it over, and looked about him in the scholastic
world, and came to the conclusion that Newman was right. For two or
three years he took charge of reading parties in the long vacation.
In the winter he found occupation in the coaching of backward boys,
in preparing boys not so backward for scholarship examinations; and
his little text-book, Beginning Greek, was found quite useful
in Lower School. He did pretty well on the whole, though the work
began to bore him sadly, and such money as he earned, added to his
income, enabled him to live, in the way he liked, comfortably enough.
He had a couple of rooms in one of the streets going down from the
Strand to the river, for which he paid a pound a week, had bread and
cheese and odds and ends for lunch, with beer from his own barrel in
the cellar, and dined simply but sufficiently now in one, now in
another of the snug taverns which then abounded in the quarter. And,
now and again, once a month or so, perhaps, instead of the tavern
dinners, there was the play at the Vaudeville or the Olympic, the
Globe or the Strand, with supper and something hot to follow. The
evening might turn into a little party: old Oxford friends would look
him up in his rooms between six and seven; Zouch would gather from
the Temple and Medwin from Buckingham Street, and possibly Garraway,
taking the Yellow Albion 'bus, would descend from his remote steep in
the northern parts of London, would knock at 14, Mowbray Street, and
demand pipes, porter, and the pit at a good play. And, on rare
occasions, another member of the little society, Noel, would turn up.
Noel lived at Turnham Green in a red brick house which was then
thought merely old-fashioned, which would now—but it was pulled
down long ago—be distinguished as choice Queen Anne or Early
Georgian. He lived there with his father, a retired official of the
British Museum, and through a man whom he had known at Oxford, he had
made some way in literary journalism, contributing regularly to an
important weekly paper. Hence the consequence of his occasional
descents on Buckingham Street, Mowbray Street, and the Temple. Noel,
as in some sort a man of letters, or, at least, a professional
journalist, was a member of Blacks' Club, which in those days had
exiguous premises in Maiden Lane. Noel would go round the haunts of
his friends, and gather them to stout and oysters, and guide them
into some neighbouring theatre pit, whence they viewed excellent
acting and a cheerful, nonsensical play, enjoyed both, and were ready
for supper at the Tavistock. This done, Noel would lead the party to
Blacks', where they, very likely, saw some of the actors who had
entertained them earlier in the evening, and Noel's friends, the
journalists and men-of-letters, with a painter and a black-and-white
man here and there. Here, Last enjoyed himself very much, more
especially among the actors, who seemed to him more genial than the
literary men. He became especially friendly with one of the players,
old Meredith Mandeville, who had talked with the elder Kean, was
reliable in the smaller Shakespearean parts, and had engaging tales
to tell of early days in county circuits. "You had nine shillings a
week to begin with. When you got to fifteen shillings you gave your
landlady eight or nine shillings, and had the rest to play with.
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