I don’t imagine that you have retired. It is not so bad as that. But Mr. Meltham—”

“O, to be sure!” said I. “Yes! Mr. Meltham, the young actuary of the ‘Inestimable.’”

“Just so,” he returned in a consoling way.

“He is a great loss. He was at once the most profound, the most original, and the most energetic man I have ever known connected with Life Assurance.”

I spoke strongly; for I had a high esteem and admiration for Meltham; and my gentleman had indefinitely conveyed to me some suspicion that he wanted to sneer at him. He recalled me to my guard by presenting that trim pathway up his head, with its internal “Not on the grass, if you please—the gravel.”

“You knew him, Mr. Slinkton.”

“Only by reputation. To have known him as an acquaintance or as a friend, is an honour I should have sought if he had remained in society, though I might never have had the good fortune to attain it, being a man of far inferior mark. He was scarcely above thirty, I suppose?”

“About thirty.”

“Ah!” he sighed in his former consoling way. “What creatures we are! To break up, Mr. Sampson, and become incapable of business at that time of life!—Any reason assigned for the melancholy fact?”

(“Humph!” thought I, as I looked at him. “But I WON’T go up the track, and I WILL go on the grass.”)

“What reason have you heard assigned, Mr. Slinkton?” I asked, point-blank.

“Most likely a false one. You know what Rumour is, Mr. Sampson. I never repeat what I hear; it is the only way of paring the nails and shaving the head of Rumour. But when you ask me what reason I have heard assigned for Mr. Meltham’s passing away from among men, it is another thing. I am not gratifying idle gossip then. I was told, Mr. Sampson, that Mr. Meltham had relinquished all his avocations and all his prospects, because he was, in fact, broken-hearted. A disappointed attachment I heard—though it hardly seems probable, in the case of a man so distinguished and so attractive.”

“Attractions and distinctions are no armour against death,” said I.

“O, she died? Pray pardon me. I did not hear that. That, indeed, makes it very, very sad. Poor Mr. Meltham! She died? Ah, dear me! Lamentable, lamentable!”

I still thought his pity was not quite genuine, and I still suspected an unaccountable sneer under all this, until he said, as we were parted, like the other knots of talkers, by the announcement of dinner:

“Mr. Sampson, you are surprised to see me so moved on behalf of a man whom I have never known.