The Museum was
given up to Indian arts and manufactures, and anybody who sought
wisdom could ask the Curator to explain.
'Off! Off! Let me up!' cried Abdullah, climbing up Zam-Zammah's
wheel.
'Thy father was a pastry-cook, Thy mother stole the ghi,' sang
Kim. 'All Mussalmans fell off Zam-Zammah long ago!'
'Let me up!' shrilled little Chota Lal in his gilt-embroidered
cap. His father was worth perhaps half a million sterling, but
India is the only democratic land in the world.
'The Hindus fell off Zam-Zammah too. The Mussalmans pushed them
off. Thy father was a pastry-cook—'
He stopped; for there shuffled round the corner, from the
roaring Motee Bazar, such a man as Kim, who thought he knew all
castes, had never seen. He was nearly six feet high, dressed in
fold upon fold of dingy stuff like horse-blanketing, and not one
fold of it could Kim refer to any known trade or profession. At his
belt hung a long open-work iron pencase and a wooden rosary such as
holy men wear. On his head was a gigantic sort of tam-o'-shanter.
His face was yellow and wrinkled, like that of Fook Shing, the
Chinese bootmaker in the bazar. His eyes turned up at the corners
and looked like little slits of onyx.
'Who is that?' said Kim to his companions.
'Perhaps it is a man,' said Abdullah, finger in mouth,
staring.
'Without doubt,' returned Kim; 'but he is no man of India that I
have ever seen.'
'A priest, perhaps,' said Chota Lal, spying the rosary. 'See! He
goes into the Wonder House!'
'Nay, nay,' said the policeman, shaking his head. 'I do not
understand your talk.' The constable spoke Punjabi. 'O Friend of
all the World, what does he say?'
'Send him hither,' said Kim, dropping from Zam-Zammah,
flourishing his bare heels. 'He is a foreigner, and thou art a
buffalo.'
The man turned helplessly and drifted towards the boys. He was
old, and his woollen gaberdine still reeked of the stinking
artemisia of the mountain passes.
'O Children, what is that big house?' he said in very fair
Urdu.
'The Ajaib-Gher, the Wonder House!' Kim gave him no title—such
as Lala or Mian. He could not divine the man's creed.
'Ah! The Wonder House! Can any enter?'
'It is written above the door—all can enter.'
'Without payment?'
'I go in and out. I am no banker,' laughed Kim.
'Alas! I am an old man. I did not know.' Then, fingering his
rosary, he half turned to the Museum.
'What is your caste? Where is your house? Have you come far?'
Kim asked.
'I came by Kulu—from beyond the Kailas—but what know you? From
the Hills where'—he sighed—'the air and water are fresh and
cool.'
'Aha! Khitai [a Chinaman],' said Abdullah proudly. Fook Shing
had once chased him out of his shop for spitting at the joss above
the boots.
'Pahari [a hillman],' said little Chota Lal.
'Aye, child—a hillman from hills thou'lt never see. Didst hear
of Bhotiyal [Tibet]? I am no Khitai, but a Bhotiya [Tibetan], since
you must know—a lama—or, say, a guru in your tongue.'
'A guru from Tibet,' said Kim. 'I have not seen such a man. They
be Hindus in Tibet, then?'
'We be followers of the Middle Way, living in peace in our
lamasseries, and I go to see the Four Holy Places before I die. Now
do you, who are children, know as much as I do who am old.' He
smiled benignantly on the boys.
'Hast thou eaten?'
He fumbled in his bosom and drew forth a worn, wooden
begging-bowl. The boys nodded. All priests of their acquaintance
begged.
'I do not wish to eat yet.' He turned his head like an old
tortoise in the sunlight. 'Is it true that there are many images in
the Wonder House of Lahore?' He repeated the last words as one
making sure of an address.
'That is true,' said Abdullah. 'It is full of heathen busts.
Thou also art an idolater.'
'Never mind him,' said. Kim. 'That is the Government's house and
there is no idolatry in it, but only a Sahib with a white beard.
Come with me and I will show.'
'Strange priests eat boys,' whispered Chota Lal.
'And he is a stranger and a but-parast [idolater],' said
Abdullah, the Mohammedan.
Kim laughed. 'He is new. Run to your mothers' laps, and be safe.
Come!'
Kim clicked round the self-registering turnstile; the old man
followed and halted amazed.
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