She certainly was not pretty. Not till
half-way through the meal did he realise that she must be Sir Henry’s
new secretary.
It was a distinguished gathering, in a small way—professors and
professors’ wives, a Harley Street surgeon, a titled lawyer,
journalists, a few M.P.’s—all, of course, dominated by the
patriarchal figure of Sir Henry himself. He was now seventy-seven, broad-
shouldered, straight-backed, with leonine head and flashing eye—a truly
eminent Victorian who had survived, wonderfully preserved, into the new
reign. He had long ago reached the age when people said that he
‘still’ did things. He still owned the Pioneer, which,
after a stormy career in the ’sixties and ’seventies, had settled
down, like Sir Henry himself, to an old age of ever-slightly-increasing
respectability and ever-slightly-diminishing circulation.
The odd part of it (to A.J.) was the way Philippa Warren had suddenly
fitted herself into Sir Henry’s scheme of things. She seemed already to
take both him and his views equally for granted; she was at once casual and
proprietary, like a guide displaying a museum piece; she realised quite
simply that Sir Henry had become an institution and that visitors liked to
hear him gossip in an intimate way about great names that were already in the
history books. She would give him conversational cues, such
as—’That’s rather what Matthew Arnold used to tell you,
isn’t it, Sir Henry?’—or—’Sir Henry, I’m
sure Mr. So-and-so would like to hear about your meeting with
Thackeray.’ She rarely expressed opinions of her own, but she knew
exactly, like a well-learned lesson, the precise attitude of Sir Henry
towards every topic of the day. It was almost uncanny, and from the beginning
A.J. found himself queerly fascinated. She had a clear, icy mind; she could
compress her ideas into an epigram where others might have needed to employ a
speech. On hearing about the Barrowhurst and Cambridge nickname she
immediately called him ‘A.J.’ and expected him to call her
‘Philippa’; he was certain, from the first half-hour of the
dinner-party, that they were destined for the most intimate of
friendships.
After a week he was less positive, and after a month he was frankly
puzzled and doubtful. He seemed so early to have reached an unsurmountable
barrier; she would talk about anything and everything with the utterest
frankness, yet somehow, after it all, he felt that it had no connection with
getting to know her. Sir Henry, of course, never ceased to sing her praises.
She was the model secretary; how he had ever managed so many years with that
fellow Watts, he could hardly think. The scene in the library every morning
at ten o’clock when Philippa arrived to begin work was almost touching.
Sir Henry, stirred to a gallantry that had never been his in earlier days,
would greet her with a benign smile, pat her shoulder and ask after her
health, and, if he imagined or chose to imagine that she looked tired, would
ring for a glass of sherry. And she on her side grudgingly yet somehow
gratefully permitted time to be wasted on such courtesies.
A.J. agreed that she was marvellous. Her merely physical effect on the old
man was remarkable; there came a sparkle into his eyes and a springiness into
his walk that had not been seen since the first Jubiles. A.J. judged, too,
that she did other things; Sir Henry’s occasional articles in the Press
(writing was one of those things he ‘still’ did) became more
frequent, more varied, and—if that were possible—more
characteristic of him than ever. Once A.J. glanced over her shoulder when she
was working; she was preparing notes, she said, for some centenary article on
Elizabethan literature that Sir Henry had promised to write. In neat,
verbless phrases she had selected just the material he would
need—’Marlowe in his worst moments grandiloquent and
turgid’—’Fairy Queen a monument of literary
atavism’—’Titus Andronicus probably not
Shakespeare’s’—and so on. Sir Henry did the rest, and how
well he did it, too, and with what a sublime flavour of personality! A.J.
kept the article when it appeared, underlining such sentences
as—’I do not think it can be denied that in his less happy
moments Marlowe was occasionally guilty of a certain grandiloquence of
phraseology—almost, I might say, turgidity’—’I cannot
but think that the Faerie Queene, regarded from a strictly literary
viewpoint, is in some sense atavistic’—and—’I have
yet to discover any arguments that would lead me to suppose that Titus
Andronicus was, in its entirety, a work by the master-hand that penned
Lear and Othello.’
A.J. was kept fairly busy during the years that followed. Sir Henry got
him reviewing jobs on the Comet and other papers, besides which he
wrote occasionally for the Pioneer and was also understood to be at
work upon a novel. But the plain truth soon became apparent that he was no
good at all as a journalist. He was too conscientious, if anything; he read
too carefully before he reviewed, and he gave his opinions too
downrightly—he had none of Sir Henry’s skill in praising with
faint damns. Nor had he the necessary journalistic flair for manufacturing an
attitude at a moment’s notice; he would say ‘I don’t
know’ or ’I have no opinion’ far oftener than was
permissible in Fleet Street. He even, after several years, gave up his
projected novel for the excellent but ignominious reason that he could not
make up his mind what it was to be about.
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