He is punishing them yet. In mild ways? No, in atrocious
ones.
You would not suppose that this kind of Being gets many compliments.
Undeceive yourself: the world calls him the All-Just, the All-Righteous,
the All-Good, the All-Merciful, the All-Forgiving, the All-Truthful,
the All-Loving, the Source of All Morality. These sarcasms are uttered
daily, all over the world. But not as conscious sarcasms. No, they are
meant seriously: they are uttered without a smile.
Letter IV
So the First Pair went forth from the Garden under a curse -- a permanent
one. They had lost every pleasure they had possessed before "The Fall";
and yet they were rich, for they had gained one worth all the rest: they
knew the Supreme Art.
They practiced it diligently and were filled with contentment. The Deity
ordered them to practice it. They obeyed, this time. But it was just as
well it was not forbidden, for they would have practiced it anyhow, if
a thousand Deities had forbidden it.
Results followed. By the name of Cain and Abel. And these had some sisters;
and knew what to do with them. And so there were some more results: Cain
and Abel begot some nephews and nieces. These, in their turn, begot some
second cousins. At this point classification of relationships began to
get difficult, and the attempt to keep it up was abandoned.
The pleasant labor of populating the world went on from age to age,
and with prime efficiency; for in those happy days the sexes were still
competent for the Supreme Art when by rights they ought to have been dead
eight hundred years. The sweeter sex, the dearer sex, the lovelier sex
was manifestly at its very best, then, for it was even able to attract
gods. Real gods. They came down out of heaven and had wonderful times with
those hot young blossoms. The Bible tells about it.
By help of those visiting foreigners the population grew and grew until
it numbered several millions. But it was a disappointment to the Deity.
He was dissatisfied with its morals; which in some respects were not any
better than his own. Indeed they were an unflatteringly close imitation
of his own. They were a very bad people, and as he knew of no way to reform
them, he wisely concluded to abolish them. This is the only really enlightened
and superior idea his Bible has credited him with, and it would have made
his reputation for all time if he could only have kept to it and carried
it out. But he was always unstable -- except in his advertisements -- and
his good resolution broke down. He took a pride in man; man was his finest
invention; man was his pet, after the housefly, and he could not bear to
lose him wholly; so he finally decided to save a sample of him and drown
the rest.
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