The gleaming iron, in its emulation,
sparkled too, and shed its red-hot gems around profusely. The
strong smith and his men dealt such strokes upon their work, as
made even the melancholy night rejoice, and brought a glow into its
dark face as it hovered about the door and windows, peeping
curiously in above the shoulders of a dozen loungers. As to this
idle company, there they stood, spellbound by the place, and,
casting now and then a glance upon the darkness in their rear,
settled their lazy elbows more at ease upon the sill, and leaned a
little further in: no more disposed to tear themselves away than if
they had been born to cluster round the blazing hearth like so many
crickets.
Out upon the angry wind! how from sighing, it began to bluster
round the merry forge, banging at the wicket, and grumbling in the
chimney, as if it bullied the jolly bellows for doing anything to
order. And what an impotent swaggerer it was too, for all its
noise; for if it had any influence on that hoarse companion, it was
but to make him roar his cheerful song the louder, and by
consequence to make the fire burn the brighter, and the sparks to
dance more gayly yet; at length, they whizzed so madly round and
round, that it was too much for such a surly wind to bear; so off
it flew with a howl giving the old sign before the ale-house door
such a cuff as it went, that the Blue Dragon was more rampant than
usual ever afterwards, and indeed, before Christmas, reared clean
out of its crazy frame.
It was small tyranny for a respectable wind to go wreaking its
vengeance on such poor creatures as the fallen leaves, but this
wind happening to come up with a great heap of them just after
venting its humour on the insulted Dragon, did so disperse and
scatter them that they fled away, pell-mell, some here, some there,
rolling over each other, whirling round and round upon their thin
edges, taking frantic flights into the air, and playing all manner
of extraordinary gambols in the extremity of their distress. Nor
was this enough for its malicious fury; for not content with
driving them abroad, it charged small parties of them and hunted
them into the wheel wright's saw-pit, and below the planks and
timbers in the yard, and, scattering the sawdust in the air, it
looked for them underneath, and when it did meet with any, whew!
how it drove them on and followed at their heels!
The scared leaves only flew the faster for all this, and a giddy
chase it was; for they got into unfrequented places, where there
was no outlet, and where their pursuer kept them eddying round and
round at his pleasure; and they crept under the eaves of houses,
and clung tightly to the sides of hay-ricks, like bats; and tore in
at open chamber windows, and cowered close to hedges; and, in
short, went anywhere for safety. But the oddest feat they achieved
was, to take advantage of the sudden opening of Mr Pecksniff's
front-door, to dash wildly into his passage; whither the wind
following close upon them, and finding the back-door open,
incontinently blew out the lighted candle held by Miss Pecksniff,
and slammed the front-door against Mr Pecksniff who was at that
moment entering, with such violence, that in the twinkling of an
eye he lay on his back at the bottom of the steps. Being by this
time weary of such trifling performances, the boisterous rover
hurried away rejoicing, roaring over moor and meadow, hill and
flat, until it got out to sea, where it met with other winds
similarly disposed, and made a night of it.
In the meantime Mr Pecksniff, having received from a sharp angle
in the bottom step but one, that sort of knock on the head which
lights up, for the patient's entertainment, an imaginary general
illumination of very bright short-sixes, lay placidly staring at
his own street door. And it would seem to have been more suggestive
in its aspect than street doors usually are; for he continued to
lie there, rather a lengthy and unreasonable time, without so much
as wondering whether he was hurt or no; neither, when Miss
Pecksniff inquired through the key-hole in a shrill voice, which
might have belonged to a wind in its teens, 'Who's there' did he
make any reply; nor, when Miss Pecksniff opened the door again, and
shading the candle with her hand, peered out, and looked
provokingly round him, and about him, and over him, and everywhere
but at him, did he offer any remark, or indicate in any manner the
least hint of a desire to be picked up.
'I see you,' cried Miss Pecksniff, to the ideal inflicter of a
runaway knock. 'You'll catch it, sir!'
Still Mr Pecksniff, perhaps from having caught it already, said
nothing.
'You're round the corner now,' cried Miss Pecksniff. She said it
at a venture, but there was appropriate matter in it too; for Mr
Pecksniff, being in the act of extinguishing the candles before
mentioned pretty rapidly, and of reducing the number of brass knobs
on his street door from four or five hundred (which had previously
been juggling of their own accord before his eyes in a very novel
manner) to a dozen or so, might in one sense have been said to be
coming round the corner, and just turning it.
With a sharply delivered warning relative to the cage and the
constable, and the stocks and the gallows, Miss Pecksniff was about
to close the door again, when Mr Pecksniff (being still at the
bottom of the steps) raised himself on one elbow, and sneezed.
'That voice!' cried Miss Pecksniff. 'My parent!'
At this exclamation, another Miss Pecksniff bounced out of the
parlour; and the two Miss Pecksniffs, with many incoherent
expressions, dragged Mr Pecksniff into an upright posture.
'Pa!' they cried in concert. 'Pa! Speak, Pa! Do not look so wild
my dearest Pa!'
But as a gentleman's looks, in such a case of all others, are by
no means under his own control, Mr Pecksniff continued to keep his
mouth and his eyes very wide open, and to drop his lower jaw,
somewhat after the manner of a toy nut-cracker; and as his hat had
fallen off, and his face was pale, and his hair erect, and his coat
muddy, the spectacle he presented was so very doleful, that neither
of the Miss Pecksniffs could repress an involuntary screech.
'That'll do,' said Mr Pecksniff. 'I'm better.'
'He's come to himself!' cried the youngest Miss Pecksniff.
'He speaks again!' exclaimed the eldest.
With these joyful words they kissed Mr Pecksniff on either
cheek; and bore him into the house. Presently, the youngest Miss
Pecksniff ran out again to pick up his hat, his brown paper parcel,
his umbrella, his gloves, and other small articles; and that done,
and the door closed, both young ladies applied themselves to
tending Mr Pecksniff's wounds in the back parlour.
They were not very serious in their nature; being limited to
abrasions on what the eldest Miss Pecksniff called 'the knobby
parts' of her parent's anatomy, such as his knees and elbows, and
to the development of an entirely new organ, unknown to
phrenologists, on the back of his head. These injuries having been
comforted externally, with patches of pickled brown paper, and Mr
Pecksniff having been comforted internally, with some stiff
brandy-and-water, the eldest Miss Pecksniff sat down to make the
tea, which was all ready. In the meantime the youngest Miss
Pecksniff brought from the kitchen a smoking dish of ham and eggs,
and, setting the same before her father, took up her station on a
low stool at his feet; thereby bringing her eyes on a level with
the teaboard.
It must not be inferred from this position of humility, that the
youngest Miss Pecksniff was so young as to be, as one may say,
forced to sit upon a stool, by reason of the shortness of her legs.
Miss Pecksniff sat upon a stool because of her simplicity and
innocence, which were very great, very great. Miss Pecksniff sat
upon a stool because she was all girlishness, and playfulness, and
wildness, and kittenish buoyancy. She was the most arch and at the
same time the most artless creature, was the youngest Miss
Pecksniff, that you can possibly imagine. It was her great charm.
She was too fresh and guileless, and too full of child-like
vivacity, was the youngest Miss Pecksniff, to wear combs in her
hair, or to turn it up, or to frizzle it, or braid it. She wore it
in a crop, a loosely flowing crop, which had so many rows of curls
in it, that the top row was only one curl. Moderately buxom was her
shape, and quite womanly too; but sometimes—yes, sometimes—she even
wore a pinafore; and how charming THAT was! Oh! she was indeed 'a
gushing thing' (as a young gentleman had observed in verse, in the
Poet's Corner of a provincial newspaper), was the youngest Miss
Pecksniff!
Mr Pecksniff was a moral man—a grave man, a man of noble
sentiments and speech—and he had had her christened Mercy. Mercy!
oh, what a charming name for such a pure-souled Being as the
youngest Miss Pecksniff! Her sister's name was Charity. There was a
good thing! Mercy and Charity! And Charity, with her fine strong
sense and her mild, yet not reproachful gravity, was so well named,
and did so well set off and illustrate her sister! What a pleasant
sight was that the contrast they presented; to see each loved and
loving one sympathizing with, and devoted to, and leaning on, and
yet correcting and counter-checking, and, as it were, antidoting,
the other! To behold each damsel in her very admiration of her
sister, setting up in business for herself on an entirely different
principle, and announcing no connection with over-the-way, and if
the quality of goods at that establishment don't please you, you
are respectfully invited to favour ME with a call! And the crowning
circumstance of the whole delightful catalogue was, that both the
fair creatures were so utterly unconscious of all this! They had no
idea of it. They no more thought or dreamed of it than Mr Pecksniff
did. Nature played them off against each other; THEY had no hand in
it, the two Miss Pecksniffs.
It has been remarked that Mr Pecksniff was a moral man. So he
was. Perhaps there never was a more moral man than Mr Pecksniff,
especially in his conversation and correspondence. It was once said
of him by a homely admirer, that he had a Fortunatus's purse of
good sentiments in his inside. In this particular he was like the
girl in the fairy tale, except that if they were not actual
diamonds which fell from his lips, they were the very brightest
paste, and shone prodigiously. He was a most exemplary man; fuller
of virtuous precept than a copy book.
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