While partially
explained by some of his remarks I still wondered why the red-man
from whom I had rescued him had seemed so venomously bent upon
slaying him the day of my advent upon Barsoom, and so, as we sat
chatting after our evening meal, I asked him.
"A sentimentalist," he said. "A sentimentalist of the most
pronounced type. Why that fellow hated me with a venom absolutely
unbelievable by any of the reactions of a trained, analytical mind
such as mine; but having witnessed his reactions I become cognizant
of a state of mind that I cannot of myself even imagine. Consider
the facts. He was the victim of assassination—a young warrior in
the prime of life, possessing a handsome face and a splendid
physique. One of my agents paid his relatives a satisfactory sum
for the corpse and brought it to me. It is thus that I obtain
practically all of my material. I treated it in the manner with
which you are familiar. For a year the body lay in the laboratory,
there being no occasion during that time that I had use for it; but
eventually a rich client came, a not overly prepossessing man of
considerable years. He had fallen desperately in love with a young
woman who was attended by many handsome suitors. My client had more
money than any of them, more brains, more experience, but he lacked
the one thing that each of the others had that always weighs
heavily with the undeveloped, unreasoning, sentiment-ridden minds
of young females—good looks."
"Now 378-J-493811-P had what my client lacked and could afford
to purchase."
Quickly we reached an agreement as to price and I transferred
the brain of my rich client to the head of 378-J-493811-P and my
client went away and for all I know won the hand of the beautiful
moron; and 378-J-493811-P might have rested on indefinitely upon
his ersite slab until I needed him or a part of him in my work, had
I not, merely by chance, selected him for resurgence because of an
existing need for another male slave.
"Mind you now, the man had been murdered. He was dead. I bought
and paid for the corpse and all there was in it. He might have lain
dead forever upon one of my ersite slabs had I not breathed new
life into his dead veins. Did he have the brains to view the
transaction in a wise and dispassionate manner? He did not."
His sentimental reactions caused him to reproach me because I
had given him another body, though it seemed to me that, looking at
the matter from a standpoint of sentiment, if one must, he should
have considered me as a benefactor for having given him life again
In a perfectly healthy, if somewhat used, body.
"He had spoken to me upon the subject several times, begging me
to restore his body to him, a thing of which, of course, as I
explained to him, was utterly out of the question unless chance
happened to bring to my laboratory the corpse of the client who had
purchased his carcass— a contingency quite beyond the pale of
possibility for one as wealthy as my client. The fellow even
suggested that I permit him to go forth and assassinate my client
bringing the body back that I might reverse the operation and
restore his body to his brain. When I refused to divulge the name
of the present possessor of his body he grew sulky, but until the
very hour of your arrival, when he attacked me, I did not suspect
the depth of his hate complex.
"Sentiment is indeed a bar to all progress. We of Toonol are
probably less subject to its vagaries than most other nations upon
Barsoom, but yet most of my fellow countrymen are victims of it in
varying degrees. It has its rewards and compensations, however.
Without it we could preserve no stable form of government and the
Phundahlians, or some other people, would overrun and conquer us;
but enough of our lower classes have sentiment to a sufficient
degree to give them loyalty to the Jeddak of Toonol and the upper
classes are brainy enough to know that it is to their own best
interests to keep him upon his throne.
"The Phundahlians, upon the other hand, are egregious
sentimentalists, filled with crass stupidities and superstitions,
slaves to every variety of brain withering conceit. Why the very
fact that they keep the old termagant, Xaxa, on the throne brands
them with their stupid idiocy. She is an ignorant, arrogant,
selfish, stupid, cruel virago, yet the Phundahlians would fight and
die for her because her father was Jeddak of Phundahl. She taxes
them until they can scarce stagger beneath their burden, she
misrules them, exploits them, betrays them, and they fall down and
worship at her feet. Why? Because her father was Jeddak of Phundahl
and his father before him and so on back into antiquity; because
they are ruled by sentiment rather than reason; because their
wicked rulers play upon this sentiment.
"She had nothing to recommend her to a sane person—not even
beauty. You know, you saw her."
"I saw her?" I demanded.
"You assisted me the day that we gave her old brain a new
casket—the day you arrived from what you call your Earth."
"She! That old woman was Jeddara of Phundahl?"
"That was Xaxa," he assured me.
"Why, you did not accord her the treatment that one of the Earth
would suppose would be accorded a ruler, and so I had no idea that
she was more than a rich old woman."
"I am Ras Thavas," said the old man. "Why should I incline the
head to any other? In my world nothing counts but brain and in that
respect and without egotism, I may say that I acknowledge no
superior."
"Then you are not without sentiment," I said, smiling. "You
acknowledge pride in your intellect!" "It is not pride," he said,
patiently, for him, "it is merely a fact that I state. A fact that
I should have no difficulty in proving. In all probability I have
the most highly developed and perfectly functioning mind among all
the learned men of my acquaintance, and reason indicates that this
fact also suggests that I possess the most highly developed and
perfectly functioning mind upon Barsoom. From what I know of Earth
and from what I have seen of you, I am convinced that there is no
mind upon your planet that may even faintly approximate in power
that which I have developed during a thousand years of active study
and research. Rasoom (Mercury) or Cosoom (Venus) may possibly
support intelligences equal to or even greater than mine.
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