I’m really grateful to you. But it isn’t all
on one side, is it? I’d have been worth my keep in the old days when artists
had patrons. Then you could have built a theatre for me and I’d have made you
famous.”
“Quite a proposition.”
“I’m still kidding. You must think I have a nerve.”
“I do.” Rowden smiled and continued: “Do you write as you talk?”
“God, no. I wouldn’t sell much if I did. I’m a sort of actor in print.
I’ve created a fictional character that I call Myself, so I never write what
_I_ think, but what I think this character would think. The novelist does
that all the time, but he does it honestly—he LABELS it fiction, but I
pretend I really am the slightly ridiculous fellow I’ve invented.”
Rowden eyed him critically, as if wondering how much of all this to
suspect or discount. “Isn’t it rather confusing at times?”
“Sure, though of course it’s nothing new—the public always tend to
identify an actor with his part.”
“Not the educated public?”
“Yes, to some extent. Or else why would the man who plays Jesus in the
Oberammergau Passion Play have to quit smoking and drinking?”
“I didn’t know that he did. Tell me, how did you launch yourself into this
rather strange journalistic career?”
“Ah, that’s a story in itself.”
He told it, but he didn’t tell the whole truth about it, which was as
follows. He had been in England just after the 1918 Armistice, awaiting the
voyage home and demobilization. His war service had comprised a year in an
Army office in London. The reason he had not been sent to fight was a
pituitary condition which made him put on weight with alarming ease; without
proper dieting or treatment, he was at that time in danger of becoming almost
comically fat. (Back home as a civilian, a year later, he took medical
advice, lost most of the excess poundage, and managed after that to remain
merely stoutish.) It happened that during the early days of 1919 Mr. Lloyd
George was to leave for the opening of the Peace Conference in Paris, and
reporters were badgering him in vain for a scoop. In such circumstances one
would have thought it sheerly ridiculous for Paul to seek an interview with
the great man for an American small-town paper; and so it was, yet he
succeeded. He simply sent a letter on U.S. Army notepaper and enclosed a
photograph. “You will see from this “, he wrote, “the sort of fellow I am
—I certainly carry a lot of weight around here, but it isn’t the kind
that helps. In fact, Mr. Lloyd George, I’m just a Yank without rank who’d be
proud indeed to shake hands with you before I go home to Reedsville, Iowa.”
Perhaps the P.M. was seduced, or amused, or merely obliging; it is even
possible that he practised the same mixture of innocence and guile, for he
had never been unmindful of the value of American publicity. At any rate,
Private Paul Saffron was invited to call at Number Ten Downing Street at
four-thirty one January afternoon. Of course there was no political scoop,
they didn’t talk about politics or the war at all, but they did discuss
America, England, Wales, tea, coffee, the beauties of nature, and choral
singing; moreover Paul, who had a rather pleasing bel canto tenor, was able
to demonstrate that a lament of the Seminole Indians was remarkably similar
to a hymn tune popular among the slate miners of Blaenau Ffestiniog. Amidst
these amenities half an hour passed, and then an hour, whereupon Mrs. Lloyd
George joined them and Paul had to sing again. It was all very neighbourly,
more like Iowa than London’s West End—which, of course, was exactly the
point that Paul made in the two-column piece he wrote. And the whole article,
which was picked up by some of the big newspapers after its début in the
Reedsville Clarion, proved something else too— that America was much
more interested in a number of other things than in war and politics.
After this flash-in-the-pan success, Paul felt he had it in him to earn a
living from journalism if he had to, though he hoped he wouldn’t, for his
passionate leanings had already centred themselves elsewhere. But an editor
named Merryweather had become interested in him and was shrewd enough to
realize that while magazines and newspapers were full of stuff emanating from
INFORMED sources, the UNINFORMED source, the fall guy who steps in where
experts fear to tread, could be equally readable in a small corner of his
own. (Later the technique was developed into one of the humaner and more
profitable arts by Will Rogers and later still by Ernie Pyle.) It was the
pose of having no pose—the trick of telling the public, in reporting a
war, how scared one was, or of an international conference, how bored.
“I’m the Little Man,” Paul said, gulping Rowden’s brandy to give himself
the right feeling about it.
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