The facial likeness between him and his brother was
very strong, but John's would universally have been judged the
finer countenance; illness notwithstanding, he had a complexion
which contrasted in its pure colour with Alfred's parchmenty skin,
and there was more finish about his features. His abundant hair was
reddish, his long moustache and trimmed beard a lighter shade of
the same hue.
'So you too are in league with the doctors,' was his bluff
greeting, as he held a hand to the young man and inspected him with
a look of slighting good-nature.
'Well, that certainly is one way of regarding the literary
profession,' admitted Jasper, who had heard enough of John's way of
thinking to understand the remark.
'A young fellow with all the world before him, too. Hang it, Mr
Milvain, is there no less pernicious work you can turn your hand
to?'
'I'm afraid not, Mr Yule. After all, you know, you must be held
in a measure responsible for my depravity.'
'How's that?'
'I understand that you have devoted most of your life to the
making of paper. If that article were not so cheap and so abundant,
people wouldn't have so much temptation to scribble.'
Alfred Yule uttered a short laugh.
'I think you are cornered, John.'
'I wish,' answered John, 'that you were both condemned to write
on such paper as I chiefly made; it was a special kind of
whitey-brown, used by shopkeepers.'
He chuckled inwardly, and at the same time reached out for a box
of cigarettes on a table near him. His brother and Jasper each took
one as he offered them, and began to smoke.
'You would like to see literary production come entirely to an
end?' said Milvain.
'I should like to see the business of literature abolished.'
'There's a distinction, of course. But, on the whole, I should
say that even the business serves a good purpose.'
'What purpose?'
'It helps to spread civilisation.'
'Civilisation!' exclaimed John, scornfully. 'What do you mean by
civilisation? Do you call it civilising men to make them weak,
flabby creatures, with ruined eyes and dyspeptic stomachs? Who is
it that reads most of the stuff that's poured out daily by the ton
from the printing-press? Just the men and women who ought to spend
their leisure hours in open-air exercise; the people who earn their
bread by sedentary pursuits, and who need to live as soon as they
are free from the desk or the counter, not to moon over small
print. Your Board schools, your popular press, your spread of
education! Machinery for ruining the country, that's what I call
it.'
'You have done a good deal, I think, to counteract those
influences in Wattleborough.'
'I hope so; and if only I had kept the use of my limbs I'd have
done a good deal more. I have an idea of offering substantial
prizes to men and women engaged in sedentary work who take an oath
to abstain from all reading, and keep it for a certain number of
years. There's a good deal more need for that than for abstinence
from strong liquor. If I could have had my way I would have revived
prize-fighting.'
His brother laughed with contemptuous impatience.
'You would doubtless like to see military conscription
introduced into England?' said Jasper.
'Of course I should! You talk of civilising; there's no such way
of civilising the masses of the people as by fixed military
service. Before mental training must come training of the body. Go
about the Continent, and see the effect of military service on
loutish peasants and the lowest classes of town population. Do you
know why it isn't even more successful? Because the damnable
education movement interferes. If Germany would shut up her schools
and universities for the next quarter of a century and go ahead
like blazes with military training there'd be a nation such as the
world has never seen. After that, they might begin a little
book-teaching again—say an hour and a half a day for everyone above
nine years old. Do you suppose, Mr Milvain, that society is going
to be reformed by you people who write for money? Why, you are the
very first class that will be swept from the face of the earth as
soon as the reformation really begins!'
Alfred puffed at his cigarette. His thoughts were occupied with
Mr Fadge and The Study. He was considering whether he could aid in
bringing public contempt upon that literary organ and its editor.
Milvain listened to the elder man's diatribe with much
amusement.
'You, now,' pursued John, 'what do you write about?'
'Nothing in particular. I make a salable page or two out of
whatever strikes my fancy.'
'Exactly! You don't even pretend that you've got anything to
say. You live by inducing people to give themselves mental
indigestion—and bodily, too, for that matter.'
'Do you know, Mr Yule, that you have suggested a capital idea to
me? If I were to take up your views, I think it isn't at all
unlikely that I might make a good thing of writing against writing.
It should be my literary specialty to rail against literature. The
reading public should pay me for telling them that they oughtn't to
read. I must think it over.'
'Carlyle has anticipated you,' threw in Alfred.
'Yes, but in an antiquated way. I would base my polemic on the
newest philosophy.'
He developed the idea facetiously, whilst John regarded him as
he might have watched a performing monkey.
'There again! your new philosophy!' exclaimed the invalid. 'Why,
it isn't even wholesome stuff, the kind of reading that most of you
force on the public. Now there's the man who has married one of my
nieces—poor lass! Reardon, his name is. You know him, I dare say.
Just for curiosity I had a look at one of his books; it was called
"The Optimist." Of all the morbid trash I ever saw, that beat
everything. I thought of writing him a letter, advising a couple of
anti-bilious pills before bedtime for a few weeks.'
Jasper glanced at Alfred Yule, who wore a look of
indifference.
'That man deserves penal servitude in my opinion,' pursued John.
'I'm not sure that it isn't my duty to offer him a couple of
hundred a year on condition that he writes no more.'
Milvain, with a clear vision of his friend in London, burst into
laughter. But at that point Alfred rose from his chair.
'Shall we rejoin the ladies?' he said, with a certain pedantry
of phrase and manner which often characterised him.
'Think over your ways whilst you're still young,' said John as
he shook hands with his visitor.
'Your brother speaks quite seriously, I suppose?' Jasper
remarked when he was in the garden with Alfred.
'I think so.
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