So, they let them have their way, and even that
was a relief.
Nicholas slept well till six next morning; dreamed of home, or
of what was home once—no matter which, for things that are changed
or gone will come back as they used to be, thank God! in sleep—and
rose quite brisk and gay. He wrote a few lines in pencil, to say
the goodbye which he was afraid to pronounce himself, and laying
them, with half his scanty stock of money, at his sister's door,
shouldered his box and crept softly downstairs.
'Is that you, Hannah?' cried a voice from Miss La Creevy's
sitting-room, whence shone the light of a feeble candle.
'It is I, Miss La Creevy,' said Nicholas, putting down the box
and looking in.
'Bless us!' exclaimed Miss La Creevy, starting and putting her
hand to her curl-papers. 'You're up very early, Mr Nickleby.'
'So are you,' replied Nicholas.
'It's the fine arts that bring me out of bed, Mr Nickleby,'
returned the lady. 'I'm waiting for the light to carry out an
idea.'
Miss La Creevy had got up early to put a fancy nose into a
miniature of an ugly little boy, destined for his grandmother in
the country, who was expected to bequeath him property if he was
like the family.
'To carry out an idea,' repeated Miss La Creevy; 'and that's the
great convenience of living in a thoroughfare like the Strand. When
I want a nose or an eye for any particular sitter, I have only to
look out of window and wait till I get one.'
'Does it take long to get a nose, now?' inquired Nicholas,
smiling.
'Why, that depends in a great measure on the pattern,' replied
Miss La Creevy. 'Snubs and Romans are plentiful enough, and there
are flats of all sorts and sizes when there's a meeting at Exeter
Hall; but perfect aquilines, I am sorry to say, are scarce, and we
generally use them for uniforms or public characters.'
'Indeed!' said Nicholas. 'If I should meet with any in my
travels, I'll endeavour to sketch them for you.'
'You don't mean to say that you are really going all the way
down into Yorkshire this cold winter's weather, Mr Nickleby?' said
Miss La Creevy. 'I heard something of it last night.'
'I do, indeed,' replied Nicholas. 'Needs must, you know, when
somebody drives. Necessity is my driver, and that is only another
name for the same gentleman.'
'Well, I am very sorry for it; that's all I can say,' said Miss
La Creevy; 'as much on your mother's and sister's account as on
yours. Your sister is a very pretty young lady, Mr Nickleby, and
that is an additional reason why she should have somebody to
protect her. I persuaded her to give me a sitting or two, for the
street-door case. 'Ah! she'll make a sweet miniature.' As Miss La
Creevy spoke, she held up an ivory countenance intersected with
very perceptible sky-blue veins, and regarded it with so much
complacency, that Nicholas quite envied her.
'If you ever have an opportunity of showing Kate some little
kindness,' said Nicholas, presenting his hand, 'I think you
will.'
'Depend upon that,' said the good-natured miniature painter;
'and God bless you, Mr Nickleby; and I wish you well.'
It was very little that Nicholas knew of the world, but he
guessed enough about its ways to think, that if he gave Miss La
Creevy one little kiss, perhaps she might not be the less kindly
disposed towards those he was leaving behind. So, he gave her three
or four with a kind of jocose gallantry, and Miss La Creevy evinced
no greater symptoms of displeasure than declaring, as she adjusted
her yellow turban, that she had never heard of such a thing, and
couldn't have believed it possible.
Having terminated the unexpected interview in this satisfactory
manner, Nicholas hastily withdrew himself from the house. By the
time he had found a man to carry his box it was only seven o'clock,
so he walked slowly on, a little in advance of the porter, and very
probably with not half as light a heart in his breast as the man
had, although he had no waistcoat to cover it with, and had
evidently, from the appearance of his other garments, been spending
the night in a stable, and taking his breakfast at a pump.
Regarding, with no small curiosity and interest, all the busy
preparations for the coming day which every street and almost every
house displayed; and thinking, now and then, that it seemed rather
hard that so many people of all ranks and stations could earn a
livelihood in London, and that he should be compelled to journey so
far in search of one; Nicholas speedily arrived at the Saracen's
Head, Snow Hill. Having dismissed his attendant, and seen the box
safely deposited in the coach-office, he looked into the
coffee-room in search of Mr Squeers.
He found that learned gentleman sitting at breakfast, with the
three little boys before noticed, and two others who had turned up
by some lucky chance since the interview of the previous day,
ranged in a row on the opposite seat. Mr Squeers had before him a
small measure of coffee, a plate of hot toast, and a cold round of
beef; but he was at that moment intent on preparing breakfast for
the little boys.
'This is twopenn'orth of milk, is it, waiter?' said Mr Squeers,
looking down into a large blue mug, and slanting it gently, so as
to get an accurate view of the quantity of liquid contained in
it.
'That's twopenn'orth, sir,' replied the waiter.
'What a rare article milk is, to be sure, in London!' said Mr
Squeers, with a sigh. 'Just fill that mug up with lukewarm water,
William, will you?'
'To the wery top, sir?' inquired the waiter. 'Why, the milk will
be drownded.'
'Never you mind that,' replied Mr Squeers. 'Serve it right for
being so dear. You ordered that thick bread and butter for three,
did you?'
'Coming directly, sir.'
'You needn't hurry yourself,' said Squeers; 'there's plenty of
time. Conquer your passions, boys, and don't be eager after
vittles.' As he uttered this moral precept, Mr Squeers took a large
bite out of the cold beef, and recognised Nicholas.
'Sit down, Mr Nickleby,' said Squeers. 'Here we are, a
breakfasting you see!'
Nicholas did NOT see that anybody was breakfasting, except Mr
Squeers; but he bowed with all becoming reverence, and looked as
cheerful as he could.
'Oh! that's the milk and water, is it, William?' said Squeers.
'Very good; don't forget the bread and butter presently.'
At this fresh mention of the bread and butter, the five little
boys looked very eager, and followed the waiter out, with their
eyes; meanwhile Mr Squeers tasted the milk and water.
'Ah!' said that gentleman, smacking his lips, 'here's richness!
Think of the many beggars and orphans in the streets that would be
glad of this, little boys. A shocking thing hunger, isn't it, Mr
Nickleby?'
'Very shocking, sir,' said Nicholas.
'When I say number one,' pursued Mr Squeers, putting the mug
before the children, 'the boy on the left hand nearest the window
may take a drink; and when I say number two, the boy next him will
go in, and so till we come to number five, which is the last boy.
Are you ready?'
'Yes, sir,' cried all the little boys with great eagerness.
'That's right,' said Squeers, calmly getting on with his
breakfast; 'keep ready till I tell you to begin. Subdue your
appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human natur. This is the
way we inculcate strength of mind, Mr Nickleby,' said the
schoolmaster, turning to Nicholas, and speaking with his mouth very
full of beef and toast.
Nicholas murmured something—he knew not what—in reply; and the
little boys, dividing their gaze between the mug, the bread and
butter (which had by this time arrived), and every morsel which Mr
Squeers took into his mouth, remained with strained eyes in
torments of expectation.
'Thank God for a good breakfast,' said Squeers, when he had
finished. 'Number one may take a drink.'
Number one seized the mug ravenously, and had just drunk enough
to make him wish for more, when Mr Squeers gave the signal for
number two, who gave up at the same interesting moment to number
three; and the process was repeated until the milk and water
terminated with number five.
'And now,' said the schoolmaster, dividing the bread and butter
for three into as many portions as there were children, 'you had
better look sharp with your breakfast, for the horn will blow in a
minute or two, and then every boy leaves off.'
Permission being thus given to fall to, the boys began to eat
voraciously, and in desperate haste: while the schoolmaster (who
was in high good humour after his meal) picked his teeth with a
fork, and looked smilingly on. In a very short time, the horn was
heard.
'I thought it wouldn't be long,' said Squeers, jumping up and
producing a little basket from under the seat; 'put what you
haven't had time to eat, in here, boys! You'll want it on the
road!'
Nicholas was considerably startled by these very economical
arrangements; but he had no time to reflect upon them, for the
little boys had to be got up to the top of the coach, and their
boxes had to be brought out and put in, and Mr Squeers's luggage
was to be seen carefully deposited in the boot, and all these
offices were in his department. He was in the full heat and bustle
of concluding these operations, when his uncle, Mr Ralph Nickleby,
accosted him.
'Oh! here you are, sir!' said Ralph. 'Here are your mother and
sister, sir.'
'Where?' cried Nicholas, looking hastily round.
'Here!' replied his uncle.
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