Here I am in Parliament. We must take that as
a fact."
"I don't doubt the fact."
"And if it be a misfortune, we must make the best of it. Even
you wouldn't advise me to apply for the Chiltern Hundreds at
once."
"I would;—to-morrow. My dear fellow, though I do not like to
give you pain, if you come to me I can only tell you what I think.
My advice to you is to give it up to-morrow. Men would laugh at you
for a few weeks, but that is better than being ruined for
life."
"I can't do that," said Phineas, sadly.
"Very well;—then let us go on," said Mr. Low. "If you won't give
up your seat, the next best thing will be to take care that it
shall interfere as little as possible with your work. I suppose you
must sit upon some Committees."
"My idea is this,—that I will give up one year to learning the
practices of the House."
"And do nothing?"
"Nothing but that. Why, the thing is a study in itself. As for
learning it in a year, that is out of the question. But I am
convinced that if a man intends to be a useful member of
Parliament, he should make a study of it."
"And how do you mean to live in the meantime?" Mr. Low, who was
an energetic man, had assumed almost an angry tone of voice.
Phineas for awhile sat silent;—not that he felt himself to be
without words for a reply, but that he was thinking in what fewest
words he might best convey his ideas. "You have a very modest
allowance from your father, on which you have never been able to
keep yourself free from debt," continued Mr. Low.
"He has increased it."
"And will it satisfy you to live here, in what will turn out to
be parliamentary club idleness, on the savings of his industrious
life? I think you will find yourself unhappy if you do that.
Phineas, my dear fellow, as far as I have as yet been able to see
the world, men don't begin either very good or very bad. They have
generally good aspirations with infirm purposes;—or, as we may say,
strong bodies with weak legs to carry them. Then, because their
legs are weak, they drift into idleness and ruin. During all this
drifting they are wretched, and when they have thoroughly drifted
they are still wretched. The agony of their old disappointment
still clings to them. In nine cases out of ten it is some one small
unfortunate event that puts a man astray at first. He sees some
woman and loses himself with her;—or he is taken to a racecourse
and unluckily wins money;—or some devil in the shape of a friend
lures him to tobacco and brandy. Your temptation has come in the
shape of this accursed seat in Parliament." Mr. Low had never said
a soft word in his life to any woman but the wife of his bosom, had
never seen a racehorse, always confined himself to two glasses of
port after dinner, and looked upon smoking as the darkest of all
the vices.
"You have made up your mind, then, that I mean to be idle?"
"I have made up my mind that your time will be wholly
unprofitable,—if you do as you say you intend to do."
"But you do not know my plan;—just listen to me." Then Mr. Low
did listen, and Phineas explained his plan,—saying, of course,
nothing of his love for Lady Laura, but giving Mr. Low to
understand that he intended to assist in turning out the existing
Government and to mount up to some seat,—a humble seat at first,—on
the Treasury bench, by the help of his exalted friends and by the
use of his own gifts of eloquence. Mr. Low heard him without a
word. "Of course," said Phineas, "after the first year my time will
not be fully employed, unless I succeed. And if I fail
totally,—for, of course, I may fail altogether—"
"It is possible," said Mr. Low.
"If you are resolved to turn yourself against me, I must not say
another word," said Phineas, with anger.
"Turn myself against you! I would turn myself any way so that I
might save you from the sort of life which you are preparing for
yourself. I see nothing in it that can satisfy any manly heart.
Even if you are successful, what are you to become? You will be the
creature of some minister, not his colleague.
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