"If Labour don't mean to go to the wall himself," Bunce
would say to his wife, "Labour must look alive, and put somebody
else there."
Mrs. Bunce was a comfortable motherly woman, who loved her
husband but hated politics. As he had an aversion to his superiors
in the world because they were superiors, so had she a liking for
them for the same reason. She despised people poorer than herself,
and thought it a fair subject for boasting that her children always
had meat for dinner. If it was ever so small a morsel, she took
care that they had it, in order that the boast might be maintained.
The world had once or twice been almost too much for her,—when, for
instance, her husband had been ill; and again, to tell the truth,
for the last three months of that long period in which Phineas had
omitted to pay his bills; but she had kept a fine brave heart
during those troubles, and could honestly swear that the children
always had a bit of meat, though she herself had been occasionally
without it for days together. At such times she would be more than
ordinarily meek to Mr. Margin, and especially courteous to the old
lady who lodged in her first-floor drawing-room,—for Phineas lived
up two pairs of stairs,—and she would excuse such servility by
declaring that there was no knowing how soon she might want
assistance. But her husband, in such emergencies, would become
furious and quarrelsome, and would declare that Labour was going to
the wall, and that something very strong must be done at once. That
shilling which Bunce paid weekly to the Union she regarded as being
absolutely thrown away,—as much so as though he cast it weekly into
the Thames. And she had told him so, over and over again, making
heart-piercing allusions to the eight children and to the bit of
meat. He would always endeavour to explain to her that there was no
other way under the sun for keeping Labour from being sent to the
wall;—but he would do so hopelessly and altogether ineffectually,
and she had come to regard him as a lunatic to the extent of that
one weekly shilling.
She had a woman's instinctive partiality for comeliness in a
man, and was very fond of Phineas Finn because he was handsome. And
now she was very proud of him because he was a member of
Parliament. She had heard,—from her husband, who had told her the
fact with much disgust,—that the sons of Dukes and Earls go into
Parliament, and she liked to think that the fine young man to whom
she talked more or less every day should sit with the sons of Dukes
and Earls. When Phineas had really brought distress upon her by
owing her some thirty or forty pounds, she could never bring
herself to be angry with him,—because he was handsome and because
he dined out with Lords. And she had triumphed greatly over her
husband, who had desired to be severe upon his aristocratic debtor,
when the money had all been paid in a lump.
"I don't know that he's any great catch," Bunce had said, when
the prospect of their lodger's departure had been debated between
them.
"Jacob," said his wife, "I don't think you feel it when you've
got people respectable about you."
"The only respectable man I know," said Jacob, "is the man as
earns his bread; and Mr. Finn, as I take it, is a long way from
that yet."
Phineas returned to his lodgings before he went down to his
club, and again told Mrs. Bunce that he had altogether made up his
mind about the chambers. "If you'll keep me I shall stay here for
the first session I daresay."
"Of course we shall be only too proud, Mr. Finn; and though it
mayn't perhaps be quite the place for a member of Parliament—"
"But I think it is quite the place."
"It's very good of you to say so, Mr. Finn, and we'll do our
very best to make you comfortable. Respectable we are, I may say;
and though Bunce is a bit rough sometimes—"
"Never to me, Mrs. Bunce."
"But he is rough,—and silly, too, with his radical nonsense,
paying a shilling a week to a nasty Union just for nothing. Still
he means well, and there ain't a man who works harder for his wife
and children;—that I will say of him. And if he do talk
politics—"
"But I like a man to talk politics, Mrs. Bunce."
"For a gentleman in Parliament of course it's proper; but I
never could see what good it could do to a law-stationer; and when
he talks of Labour going to the wall, I always ask him whether he
didn't get his wages regular last Saturday. But, Lord love you, Mr.
Finn, when a man as is a journeyman has took up politics and joined
a Trade Union, he ain't no better than a milestone for his wife to
take and talk to him."
After that Phineas went down to the Reform Club, and made one of
those who were buzzing there in little crowds and uttering their
prophecies as to future events. Lord de Terrier was to go out. That
was certain. Whether Mr. Mildmay was to come in was uncertain.
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