You have nothing special to take you
away. Here is Mr. Finn come to tell us who are all the possible new
Prime Ministers. He is uncivil enough not to have named papa."
"My father is out of the question," said Lord Chiltern.
"Of course he is," said Lady Laura, "but I may be allowed my
little joke."
"I suppose he will at any rate be in the Cabinet," said
Phineas.
"I know nothing whatever about politics," said Lord
Chiltern.
"I wish you did," said his sister,—"with all my heart."
"I never did,—and I never shall, for all your wishing. It's the
meanest trade going I think, and I'm sure it's the most dishonest.
They talk of legs on the turf, and of course there are legs; but
what are they to the legs in the House? I don't know whether you
are in Parliament, Mr. Finn."
"Yes, I am; but do not mind me."
"I beg your pardon. Of course there are honest men there, and no
doubt you are one of them."
"He is indifferent honest,—as yet," said Lady Laura.
"I was speaking of men who go into Parliament to look after
Government places," said Lord Chiltern.
"That is just what I'm doing," said Phineas. "Why should not a
man serve the Crown? He has to work very hard for what he
earns."
"I don't believe that the most of them work at all. However, I
beg your pardon. I didn't mean you in particular."
"Mr. Finn is such a thorough politician that he will never
forgive you," said Lady Laura.
"Yes, I will," said Phineas, "and I'll convert him some day. If
he does come into the House, Lady Laura, I suppose he'll come on
the right side?"
"I'll never go into the House, as you call it," said Lord
Chiltern. "But, I'll tell you what; I shall be very happy if you'll
dine with me to-morrow at Moroni's. They give you a capital little
dinner at Moroni's, and they've the best Château Yquem in
London."
"Do," said Lady Laura, in a whisper. "Oblige me."
Phineas was engaged to dine with one of the Vice-Chancellors on
the day named. He had never before dined at the house of this great
law luminary, whose acquaintance he had made through Mr. Low, and
he had thought a great deal of the occasion. Mrs. Freemantle had
sent him the invitation nearly a fortnight ago, and he understood
there was to be an elaborate dinner party. He did not know it for a
fact, but he was in hopes of meeting the expiring Lord Chancellor.
He considered it to be his duty never to throw away such a chance.
He would in all respects have preferred Mr. Freemantle's dinner in
Eaton Place, dull and heavy though it might probably be, to the
chance of Lord Chiltern's companions at Moroni's. Whatever might be
the faults of our hero, he was not given to what is generally
called dissipation by the world at large,—by which the world means
self-indulgence. He cared not a brass farthing for Moroni's Château
Yquem, nor for the wondrously studied repast which he would
doubtless find prepared for him at that celebrated establishment in
St. James's Street;—not a farthing as compared with the chance of
meeting so great a man as Lord Moles. And Lord Chiltern's friends
might probably be just the men whom he would not desire to know.
But Lady Laura's request overrode everything with him. She had
asked him to oblige her, and of course he would do so. Had he been
going to dine with the incoming Prime Minister, he would have put
off his engagement at her request. He was not quick enough to make
an answer without hesitation; but after a moment's pause he said he
should be most happy to dine with Lord Chiltern at Moroni's.
"That's right; 7.30 sharp,—only I can tell you you won't meet
any other members." Then the servant announced more visitors, and
Lord Chiltern escaped out of the room before he was seen by the new
comers. These were Mrs. Bonteen and Laurence Fitzgibbon, and then
Mr.
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