Miss Youghal was
shaking with fear at the things he said in the hearing of her sais.
Dulloo—Strickland—stood it as long as he could. Then he caught hold of the
General’s bridle, and, in most fluent English, invited him to step off and
be heaved over the cliff. Next minute Miss Youghal began crying; and
Strickland saw that he had hopelessly given himself away, and everything
was over.
The General nearly had a fit, while Miss Youghal was sobbing out the
story of the disguise and the engagement that wasn’t recognized by the
parents. Strickland was furiously angry with himself and more angry with
the General for forcing his hand; so he said nothing, but held the horse’s
head and prepared to thrash the General as some sort of satisfaction, but
when the General had thoroughly grasped the story, and knew who Strickland
was, he began to puff and blow in the saddle, and nearly rolled off with
laughing. He said Strickland deserved a V. C., if it were only for putting
on a sais’s blanket. Then he called himself names, and vowed that he
deserved a thrashing, but he was too old to take it from Strickland. Then
he complimented Miss Youghal on her lover. The scandal of the business
never struck him; for he was a nice old man, with a weakness for
flirtations. Then he laughed again, and said that old Youghal was a fool.
Strickland let go of the cob’s head, and suggested that the General had
better help them, if that was his opinion. Strickland knew Youghal’s
weakness for men with titles and letters after their names and high
official position. “It’s rather like a forty-minute farce,” said the
General, “but begad, I WILL help, if it’s only to escape that tremendous
thrashing I deserved. Go along to your home, my sais-Policeman, and change
into decent kit, and I’ll attack Mr. Youghal. Miss Youghal, may I ask you
to canter home and wait?”
. . . . . . . . .
About seven minutes later, there was a wild hurroosh at the Club. A
sais, with a blanket and head-rope, was asking all the men he knew: “For
Heaven’s sake lend me decent clothes!” As the men did not recognize him,
there were some peculiar scenes before Strickland could get a hot bath,
with soda in it, in one room, a shirt here, a collar there, a pair of
trousers elsewhere, and so on. He galloped off, with half the Club
wardrobe on his back, and an utter stranger’s pony under him, to the house
of old Youghal. The General, arrayed in purple and fine linen, was before
him. What the General had said Strickland never knew, but Youghal received
Strickland with moderate civility; and Mrs. Youghal, touched by the
devotion of the transformed Dulloo, was almost kind. The General beamed,
and chuckled, and Miss Youghal came in, and almost before old Youghal knew
where he was, the parental consent had been wrenched out and Strickland
had departed with Miss Youghal to the Telegraph Office to wire for his
kit. The final embarrassment was when an utter stranger attacked him on
the Mall and asked for the stolen pony.
So, in the end, Strickland and Miss Youghal were married, on the strict
understanding that Strickland should drop his old ways, and stick to
Departmental routine, which pays best and leads to Simla.
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