“Ah, that’s a wonderful thing—to possess the gift
of tongues, so that one never has to think for a word—”
“Maybe that’s it,” said George. “It’s the thinking that spoils it.” His
eyes twinkled and his voice, as nearly as a voice can, nudged the Bishop in
the ribs. “Once I remember my father started off a prayer with ‘Oh God, if
there be a God’—but he said it in such a grand booming voice that
nobody noticed it any more than he had.”
“Except you,” interjected Lord Winslow, who had been overhearing the
conversation from the other side. George turned, a little startled at first,
and then, seeing a smile on his lordship’s face, smiled back and replied
thoughtfully: “Aye, that’s so. I suppose I was always a bit of a one for
noticing things.”
By then the band had finished playing and it was time for George to open
the proceedings. He did so in a speech that lasted a few minutes only; one of
his virtues, innocently acquired because he regarded it as a drawback, was
that ceremonial oratory did not come easily to him. But he had a pleasant
voice and a knack of using simple words as a first-class workman uses tools;
his newspaper editorials were not so good, because he ‘polished’ them too
much. There was also a hint of the child in him that appeared now in his
unconcealed and quite unconcealable pleasure; he could not help letting
Browdley know how pleased he was, not only with the town for having elected
him one of its councillors, but doubtless also with himself for having so
well merited the honour. A certain inward modesty made tolerable, and even
attractive, an outward quality that might have been termed conceit. And when,
having briefly introduced Lord Winslow, he sat down amidst another gust of
applause, the life of the gathering seemed to centre on his still beaming
countenance rather than on the tall, thin, pallid stranger who rose to pay
him conventional compliments.
Winslow, of course, was a much better speaker by any erudite standards. To
the acceptable accent of English aristocracy and officialdom he added an air
of slightly bored accomplishment that often goes with it, and the chiefly
working-class audience gave him respectful attention throughout an address
that was considerably above their heads. Had he been of their own class they
might have shouted a few ribald interruptions, but they would not do this to
a stranger so clearly of rank; indeed their patient silence implied a
half-affectionate tolerance for ‘one of the nobs’ who eccentrically chose to
interest himself in Browdley affairs instead of in the far more glamorous
ones they imagined must be his own—the sort of tolerance that had
evoked an audible exclamation of “Poor little bugger!” from some unknown
citizen when, a few years back, a royal prince had passed through the town on
an official tour. To Browdley folk, as they looked and listened now, it
seemed that Lord Winslow was all the time thinking of something else (as
indeed he was), but they did not blame him for it; on the contrary, the
cheers when he finished were a friendly concession that he had doubtless done
his best and that it was pretty decent of him to have bothered to do anything
at all.
Then the Bishop prayed, the foundation stone was well and truly laid,
sundry votes of thanks were passed, the band played ‘God Save the King’, and
the ceremony petered out. But Councillor Boswell seemed loth to leave the
scene of so much concentrated personal victory. He gripped Winslow’s arm with
proprietary zeal, talking about his plans for further slum-clearances while
from time to time he introduced various local people who hung around; and
finally, when most had disappeared to their homes and the Bishop had waved a
benign goodbye, George escorted his principal guest to the car that was to
take him back to Browdley Station. It was not only that he knew Winslow was
important and might at some future date do the town a service; nor merely
that he already liked him, for he found it easy to like people; the fact was,
Winslow was the type that stirred in George a note of genuine hero-worship
—and in spite, rather than because, of the title. After all, a man
couldn’t help what he inherited, and if he were also a high Government
personage with a string of degrees and academic distinctions after his name,
why hold mere blue blood against him? It was the truer aristocracy of
intellect that George admired—hence the spell cast over him by
Winslow’s scholarly speech, his dome-like forehead, and the absent- minded
professorial manner that George took to be preoccupation with some abstruse
problem. He had already looked him up in Who’s Who, and during the drive in
the car through Browdley streets humility transformed itself into na ve
delight that an Oxford Doctor of Philosophy had actually accepted an
invitation to have tea at his house.
George was also delighted at the success of his own ruse to side- track
the Mayor and the other councillors and get Winslow on his own, and most
delighted of all, as well as astonished, when Winslow said: “Good idea,
Boswell—I had been on the point of suggesting such a thing myself. My
train is not for an hour or so, I understand.”
“That’s right, no need to hurry,” George replied. “And there’s later
trains for that matter.”
Winslow smiled. “Well, we have time for a cup of tea, anyhow.” And after a
pause, as if the personality of George really interested him: “So you come of
an old Browdley family?”
“As old as we have ‘em here, sir, but that’s not so old. My great-
great-grandfather was a farm labourer in Kent, and our branch of the family
moved north when the cotton-mills wanted cheap labour. I haven’t got any
famous ancestors, except one who’s supposed to have been transported to
Australia for poaching.” He added regretfully: “But I could never get any
proof of it.”
Winslow smiled. “At any rate, your father lived it down. He seems to have
been a much respected man in Browdley.”
George nodded, pleased by the tribute, but then went on, with that
disconcerting frankness that was (if he had only known it, but then of course
if he had known it, it wouldn’t have been) one of his principal charms: “Aye,
he was much respected, and for twenty years after he died I went about
thinking how much I’d respected him myself, but then one day when I was
afraid of something, it suddenly occurred to me it was the same feeling I’d
had for my father.”
“You mean you DIDN’T respect him?”
“Oh, I did that as well, but where there’s fear it doesn’t much matter
what goes with it. There was a lot of fear in our house—there always is
when folks are poor. Either they’re afraid of the landlord or the policeman
or employers or unemployment or having another mouth to feed or a son getting
wed and taking his wage with him—birth, marriage, and death—it’s
all summat to worry about. Even AFTER death, in my father’s case, because he
was what he called God-fearing.”
Winslow smiled again. “So you didn’t have a very happy childhood?”
“I suppose it wasn’t, though at the time I took it as natural. There was
nothing cruel, mind you—only hardships and stern faces.” George then
confessed that during the first six years of his life he was rarely if ever
told to do anything without being threatened with what would happen if he
didn’t or couldn’t; and the fact that these threats were mostly empty did not
prevent the main effect—which was to give him a first impression of the
world as a piece of adult property in which children were trespassers.
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