And even now I’m not
as happy on a platform as I am sitting alone in this room with a good book.”
He jerked his head towards the surrounding shelves in another attempt to
steer the conversation, and when Winslow did not immediately reply, he added
more pointedly: “I expect you’re a great reader yourself?”
“Oh, fairly—when I can find the time.”
“Aye, that’s the worst of being in public life.” At least they had THAT
bond in common. “You know, sir, there’s only one reason I’d ever wish to be
young again—REALLY young, I mean,” he added, as he saw Winslow smile,
—“and that’s to have summat I missed years ago—a right-down good
education… I’ll never forget when I visited Oxford and saw all those lucky
lads in the colleges…” A sincere emotion entered his voice. “And the
professors in their libraries—I tell you frankly, I…” He saw that
Winslow was still smiling. “Well, I’ll put it this way—there’s only one
thing I’d rather be than in politics, and that’s one of those university
dons, as they call ‘em.”
“Yet I doubt if many of them are doing any better work than you are here
—judging by what I’ve seen today.”
George was pleased again, but also slightly shocked by the comparison; he
could not believe that Winslow really meant it, and he was surprised that
such a distinguished man should stoop to mere flattery. “Oh, come now, sir,
I’ll never swallow that. After all, think of the books they write— I’ve
got shelves of ‘em here—heavy stuff, I admit, but grand training for
the mind.”
“Yes, books are all right.” Winslow gave a little sigh. “Though it’s
remarkable how little help they offer in some of the more curious problems of
life.” George was thinking this a rather strange remark when an even stranger
one followed it. “Look here, Boswell, I’m going to do something I wasn’t sure
about before I met you—partly because I wasn’t sure you were the right
man, and partly because even if you were, I couldn’t be positive how you’d
take it.”
George looked up with a puzzled expression. There flashed through his mind
the intoxicating possibility that Winslow might be going to ask his advice
about some matter of departmental policy—low- rent housing, say, or an
extension of the school leaving age.
But Winslow continued: “Quite a coincidence meeting you like this. Several
months ago when I promised to speak at your ceremony today I hadn’t even
heard of you—but when quite recently I did, I decided it might be a
good chance to—to approach you—if—if you seemed the sort of
man who might be approachable. You see, it’s a somewhat unusual and delicate
matter, and there aren’t any rules of etiquette to proceed by.”
And then there flashed through George’s already puzzled mind another
though less welcome possibility—that Winslow was an emissary of the
Government deputed to find out in advance whether George would accept a title
in recognition of his ‘public services’ to the town of Browdley. It was
highly unlikely, of course, since he was a mere town councillor and did not
belong to the Government party, but still, anything could happen when parties
and politics were fluid and Lloyd George was reputed to cast a discerning eye
upon foes as well as friends. Anyhow, George’s reply would be a straight
‘no’, because he very simply though a trifle truculently did not believe in
titles.
He saw that Winslow was waiting for a remark, so he called his thoughts to
order and said guardedly: “I’m afraid I don’t quite catch on so far, but
whatever it is, if there’s any way I can help—”
“Thanks, that’s very kind of you. I hope there is. So if you’ll just let
me go ahead and explain…”
George nodded, now more puzzled than ever; he could not help thinking that
Winslow was terribly slow in getting to the point, whatever it was. Meanwhile
the great man had opened up into an account of a semi-official tour he had
lately undertaken to inspect housing projects, mostly on paper, in some of
the Continental countries. At this George nodded with enthusiastic
comprehension, and to show that, even without foreign travel, he kept himself
well abreast of such matters, he reached for a book that happened to be to
hand. “You’ll have seen it, I daresay,” he interrupted eagerly. “I got the
architect of our local scheme to adopt several of this fellow’s ideas—
I’ve always said we should all pool our post-war experience—Allies and
ex-enemies alike. Take Vienna, for instance, where the Socialists are very
strong—”
“Yes, yes indeed,” Winslow agreed, though with a note in his voice to
check all chatter. However, he seemed willing enough to take Vienna, for he
continued: “That was one of the cities I visited recently. Apart from
business, I had a special reason because my son Jeff happens to be there too.
He has a job—er—connected with the Embassy.” He paused and pulled
out a small pocket-book; in it he found a snapshot which he passed to George.
It showed a smiling young man in ski-costume in company with several pretty
girls against a background panorama of snow-covered mountains. “Taken at
Kitzbühl,” he added.
George had not heard of Kitzbühl, but he knew a fine-looking fellow when
he saw one, and now quite sincerely expressed his admiration. To reciprocate
the intimacy he pointed to one of a number of photographs on top of a
revolving bookcase of encyclopćdias. “Reminds me a bit of the lad just behind
you.”
Winslow turned to look and confirmed after scrutiny: “Yes, quite a
resemblance. Your SON? I wouldn’t have thought you were old
enough—”
“I’m not… That’s one of my brothers—killed on the Somme on July
First, Nineteen-Sixteen. Fifty thousand killed with him the same day—
according to the records. Something for folks to remember when they attack
disarmament.”
“And THIS?” said Winslow, still seemingly preoccupied with the
photographs.
“That’s my wife.”
“Ah, yes.”
George then felt it was time to relieve his guest of any further
obligation to appear interested in his family, so he returned the snapshot
with the comment: “Aye, he’s a bonny lad—and brainy too, by the look of
him.”
“They seemed to think so at Oxford.”
“He did well there?”
“Pretty well.”
“What did he get?”
“GET? Oh, a Rowing Blue, and he was also President of the
Union—”
“And a good degree? A First, I suppose?”
“Er… yes, I think so.”
“DOUBLE First?”
Winslow smiled. “I believe he took several Firsts in various subjects, but
they don’t seem to use the term ‘Double First’ any more.”
“Gladstone got it.”
“Did he? You seem to know a good deal about these matters, Boswell…”
“Aye, as an outsider. Though it was my father who told me about Gladstone.
I think he was the only man except Bible characters whom my father really
admired… But go on about your boy.”
“Well, as I said, Jeff did pretty well at Oxford till the war cut into his
career.
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