He went
downstairs and put on a hat, then passed through the partition-doorway that
separated the house from the printing-office. It was the middle of the week,
the slack time between issues; copy for the next one lay littered on his desk
—mostly local affairs—council meetings, church activities,
births, marriages, and funerals. Occasionally he wrote an editorial about
some national or international event, and the one he had composed that
morning faced him from the copy-desk as unfathomably as if someone else had
written it in another language. It read:
“These are times when the clouds of war roll back and THE SUN OF HUMAN
BETTERMENT shines out to be a lamp of memory for the future. Let us hope,
therefore, that AUGUST 31st, NINETEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE, the date
selected as that of the official end of the Great War, will have more than a
merely legal significance, that it will symbolize the actual dying-out of
hatreds and bitterness both at home and abroad. In this connection it is good
news that the Washington Conference is soon to convene, and that the problem
of world-wide DISARMAMENT will then be tackled in real earnest. We of this
town, who have just dedicated our first post-war plan for A BETTER BROWDLEY,
can feel especially proud, for our own achievement makes us part of a mighty
movement in which men of goodwill all over the world are straining to
participate.”
(A pretty fair example, incidentally, of George’s editorial writing
—typical, at any rate, in its use of capitals, in its opening metaphor
that almost gets out of hand, and in its tendency to glib phrases. Typical
also of George’s fondness for linking local and world affairs into a pleasing
dish of optimism.)
And now, reading it over, he had difficulty in gathering what it was all
about. Disarmament? DISARMAMENT?… The word echoed meaninglessly in his mind
as he sought, even for a moment, to concentrate on something non-personal.
What did he know about disarmament? And at the form of that question he
smiled, because of the oddest recollection that came to him there and then,
as he crossed the printing-office to the door leading into Market Street.
It was of something that had happened several years before, when he had
just acquired the almost bankrupt Guardian and was full of visions of the
kind of influence a small-town paper could wield, perhaps even nationally, if
its editor were the right sort, and surely the right sort must be
well-educated, which surely in its turn could mean nothing less than a
university degree. So that had become one of his numerous ambitions, and
since Oxford and Cambridge were out of the question for a man who had a job
to do, he had concentrated on a near-by provincial foundation of decent
repute that offered degrees by examination only. It had been a hard struggle,
even so, for he had originally left school at the age of thirteen, and though
the following decade and a half had contained a good deal of self-education
there were many deplorable gaps. He could write and speak forcefully, for
instance, but before beginning to study he had scarcely heard of the
technicalities of grammar, he had small knowledge of history, and none at all
of any foreign language. At the first of the two necessary examinations he
was baffled by the academic atmosphere, by the courtesy bordering on
indifference of the pedagogue in charge (so unlike the nagging, shouting
schoolmasters of his boyhood days), and he was rather dashed by an English
paper which, though offering the most generous choice of questions, could not
avoid the discovery of so much that he did not know. To one question, couched
in that very phrase—“What do you know of the Pathetic Fallacy?”
—he had replied, pathetically enough: “Nothing”; and there were other
matters nearly as hopeless. Leaving the examination hall after that
three-hour battle he had been fairly certain of failure.
But a few weeks later he received a note asking him to appear at the same
place for oral questioning—which, he was cautioned, did not necessarily
imply that he had passed the written tests. The coolness of the warning
reinforced his pessimism, so that he was in a thoroughly black mood by the
time he faced the ordeal. A tall, thin, spectacled man with a dome-like
forehead and very precise clipped speech presided at the interview. (Ever
afterwards he was the personification of an ideal in George’s mind —the
pure scholar, unworldly, incomparable, serenely aloof; so that on meeting
Lord Winslow, for instance, he felt he already knew the type.)
The prototype had talked pleasantly and informally with George’s
examination papers before him, and also (though George had not known this)
notes of reminder that the examinee was thirty-one years old, had had nothing
but an elementary-school education, but was already owner and editor of a
local newspaper as well as a town councillor with reputedly advanced views
—altogether a rather remarkable specimen. Clearly George both puzzled
and attracted him, though he gave no sign of it; he merely steered the
conversation from one subject to another—which was not difficult, for
George loved to talk. After half an hour or so the older man nodded, picked
up the examination papers, cleared his throat, and began rather
uncomfortably: “A pity, Mr. Boswell, that you have done so badly in one paper
—English—that your total marks do not reach the required
minimum.”
George’s conviction of failure, which had somehow become suspended during
the conversation, now returned with a hard hit to the pit of the stomach.
“Aye,” he said heavily. “I guessed as much.”
“Do you think you will try again, Mr. Boswell?”
“I dunno, sir. I dunno if I’ll have the time to.”
“Why not?”
“You see, I’m on the local Council and I run a newspaper—there’s a
heap of work in all that—work that I can’t cut down on. If it was just
a question of giving up fun or a hobby I wouldn’t mind, but when it means
important things…”
“Such as?”
“Well, sir, I doubt if you’d be interested in all the details, but I’m
trying to get a post-war slum-clearance scheme adopted by the Council, and
that’s a job, I can tell you—if you knew the sort of place Browdley
is.”
“H’m, yes… I understand. And I do not dispute the importance of such
work, or the priority you feel you must give to it. What does puzzle me
—a little—is your motive in entering for this examination at all.
Did you feel that a university degree would help you politically— or
professionally?”
“No, sir, it isn’t that. But I thought it might help me—sometimes
—inside myself—to feel I was properly educated.”
“And what do you mean by ‘properly educated’?”
George pondered a moment, then replied: “I’ll put it this way, sir—
sometimes I read a book that seems to me just plain stupid, but because I’m
not properly educated I can’t be sure whether IT’S stupid or whether I’M
stupid.”
A smile creased over the older man’s face as he burrowed afresh among the
papers, finally discovering one and holding it up before his spectacles.
“H’m… h’m… Such a pity, Mr. Boswell—such a pity… Mind you, I
didn’t mark these English papers myself, so of course I don’t know
whether…” And then a long pause, punctuated by more throat-clearings and
spectacle- fidgetings. “Take this question, for instance—‘What do you
know of the Pathetic Fallacy?’ I see, Mr.
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