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Title: Songs Of The Road

Author: Arthur Conan Doyle

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    SONGS OF THE ROAD

    OTHER BOOKS
    BY ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE

    Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Return of Sherlock
    Holmes, The Green Flag, The Great Boer
    War, Adventures of Gerard, Sir Nigel, The
    Hound of the Baskervllles, Through
    the Magic Door, Songs of Action,
    Round the Fire Stories, The
    Croxley Master, The
    Crime of the Congo,
    The Last Galley.

    SONGS OF THE ROAD

    By Arthur Conan Doyle

    Garden City New York

    DOUBLEDAY, PAGE & COMPANY

    1911

    J. C. D.

    THIS-AND-ALL

    February, 1911

    FOREWORD

    If it were not for the hillocks

    You'd think little of the hills;
    The rivers would seem tiny

    If it were not for the rills.
    If you never saw the brushwood

    You would under-rate the trees;
    And so you see the purpose

    Of such little rhymes as these.

    Crowborough

    1911

    I. -- NARRATIVE VERSES AND SONGS

    SONGS OF THE ROAD

    A HYMN OF EMPIRE

    (Coronation Year, 1911)

    God save England, blessed by Fate,

    So old, yet ever young:
    The acorn isle from which the great

    Imperial oak has sprung!
    And God guard Scotland's kindly soil,

    The land of stream and glen,
    The granite mother that has bred

    A breed of granite men!

    God save Wales, from Snowdon's vales

    To Severn's silver strand!
    For all the grace of that old race

    Still haunts the Celtic land.
    And, dear old Ireland, God save you,

    And heal the wounds of old,
    For every grief you ever knew

    May joy come fifty-fold!

    Set Thy guard over us, May Thy shield cover us, Enfold and uphold us On land and on sea! From the palm to the pine, From the snow to the line, Brothers together And children of Thee.

    Thy blessing, Lord, on Canada,

    Young giant of the West,
    Still upward lay her broadening way,

    And may her feet be blessed!
    And Africa, whose hero breeds

    Are blending into one,
    Grant that she tread the path which leads

    To holy unison.

    May God protect Australia,

    Set in her Southern Sea!
    Though far thou art, it cannot part

    Thy brother folks from thee.
    And you, the Land of Maori,

    The island-sisters fair,
    Ocean hemmed and lake be-gemmed,

    God hold you in His care!

    Set Thy guard over us, May Thy shield cover us, Enfold and uphold us On land and on sea! From the palm to the pine, From the snow to the line, Brothers together And children of Thee.

    God guard our Indian brothers,

    The Children of the Sun,
    Guide us and walk beside us,

    Until Thy will be done.
    To all be equal measure,

    Whate'er his blood or birth,
    Till we shall build as Thou hast willed

    O'er all Thy fruitful Earth.

    May we maintain the story

    Of honest, fearless right!
    Not ours, not ours the Glory!

    What are we in Thy sight?
    Thy servants, and no other,

    Thy servants may we be,
    To help our weaker brother,

    As we crave for help from Thee!

    Set Thy guard over us, May Thy shield cover us, Enfold and uphold us On land and on sea! From the palm to the pine, From the snow to the line, Brothers together And children of Thee.

    SIR NIGEL'S SONG

    A sword! A sword! Ah, give me a sword!

    For the world is all to win.
    Though the way be hard and the door be

    barred,
    The strong man enters in.
    If Chance or Fate still hold the gate,

    Give me the iron key,
    And turret high, my plume shall fly,

    Or you may weep for me!

    A horse! A horse! Ah, give me a horse,

    To bear me out afar,
    Where blackest need and grimmest deed,

    And sweetest perils are.
    Hold thou my ways from glutted days,

    Where poisoned leisure lies,
    And point the path of tears and wrath

    Which mounts to high emprise.

    A heart! A heart! Ah, give me a heart,

    To rise to circumstance!
    Serene and high, and bold to try

    The hazard of a chance.
    With strength to wait, but fixed as fate,

    To plan and dare and do;
    The peer of all -- and only thrall,

    Sweet lady mine, to you!

    THE ARAB STEED

    I gave the 'orse 'is evenin' feed,

    And bedded of 'im down,
    And went to 'ear the sing-song

    In the bar-room of the Crown,
    And one young feller spoke a piece

    As told a kind of tale,
    About an Arab man wot 'ad

    A certain 'orse for sale.

    I 'ave no grudge against the man --

    I never 'eard 'is name,
    But if he was my closest pal

    I'd say the very same,
    For wot you do in other things

    Is neither 'ere nor there,
    But w'en it comes to 'orses

    You must keep upon the square.

    Now I'm tellin' you the story

    Just as it was told last night,
    And if I wrong this Arab man

    Then 'e can set me right;
    But s'posin' all these fac's _are_ fac's,

    Then I make bold to say
    That I think it was not sportsmanlike

    To act in sich a way.

    For, as I understand the thing,

    'E went to sell this steed --
    Which is a name they give a 'orse

    Of some outlandish breed --,
    And soon 'e found a customer,

    A proper sportin' gent,
    Who planked 'is money down at once

    Without no argument.

    Now when the deal was finished

    And the money paid, you'd think
    This Arab would 'ave asked the gent

    At once to name 'is drink,
    Or at least 'ave thanked 'im kindly,

    An' wished 'im a good day,
    And own as 'e'd been treated

    In a very 'andsome way.

    But instead o' this 'e started

    A-talkin' to the steed,
    And speakin' of its "braided mane"

    An' of its "winged speed,"
    And other sich expressions

    With which I can't agree,
    For a 'orse with wings an' braids an' things

    Is not the 'orse for me.

    The moment that 'e 'ad the cash --

    Or wot '_e_ called the gold,
    'E turned as nasty as could be:

    Says 'e, "You're sold! You're sold!"
    Them was 'is words; it's not for me

    To settle wot he meant;
    It may 'ave been the 'orse was sold,

    It may 'ave been the gent.

    I've not a word to say agin

    His fondness for 'is 'orse,
    But why should 'e insinivate

    The gent would treat 'im worse?
    An' why should 'e go talkin'

    In that aggravatin' way,
    As if the gent would gallop 'im

    And wallop 'im all day?

    It may 'ave been an' 'arness 'orse,

    It may 'ave been an 'ack,
    But a bargain is a bargain,

    An' there ain't no goin' back;
    For when you've picked the money up,

    That finishes the deal,
    And after that your mouth is shut,

    Wotever you may feel.

    Supposin' this 'ere Arab man

    'Ad wanted to be free,
    'E could 'ave done it businesslike,

    The same as you or me;
    A fiver might 'ave squared the gent,

    An' then 'e could 'ave claimed
    As 'e'd cleared 'imself quite 'andsome,

    And no call to be ashamed.

    But instead 'o that this Arab man

    Went on from bad to worse,
    An' took an' chucked the money

    At the cove wot bought the 'orse;
    'E'd 'ave learned 'im better manners,

    If 'e'd waited there a bit,
    But 'e scooted on 'is bloomin' steed

    As 'ard as 'e could split.

    Per'aps 'e sold 'im after,

    Or per'aps 'e 'ires 'im out,
    But I'd like to warm that Arab man

    Wen next 'e comes about;
    For wot 'e does in other things

    Is neither 'ere nor there,
    But w'en it comes to 'orses

    We must keep 'im on the square.

    A POST-IMPRESSIONIST

    Peter Wilson, A.R.A.,
    In his small atelier,
    Studied Continental Schools,
    Drew by Academic rules.
    So he made his bid for fame,
    But no golden answer came,
    For the fashion of his day
    Chanced to set the other way,
    And decadent forms of Art
    Drew the patrons of the mart.

    Now this poor reward of merit
    Rankled so in Peter's spirit,
    It was more than he could bear;
    So one night in mad despair
    He took his canvas for the year
    ("Isle of Wight from Southsea Pier"),
    And he hurled it from his sight,
    Hurled it blindly to the night,
    Saw it fall diminuendo
    From the open lattice window,
    Till it landed with a flop
    On the dust-bin's ashen top,
    Where, 'mid damp and rain and grime,
    It remained till morning time.

    Then when morning brought reflection,
    He was shamed at his dejection,
    And he thought with consternation
    Of his poor, ill-used creation;
    Down he rushed, and found it there
    Lying all exposed and bare,
    Mud-bespattered, spoiled, and botched,
    Water sodden, fungus-blotched,
    All the outlines blurred and wavy,
    All the colours turned to gravy,
    Fluids of a dappled hue,
    Blues on red and reds on blue,
    A pea-green mother with her daughter,
    Crazy boats on crazy water
    Steering out to who knows what,
    An island or a lobster-pot?

    Oh, the wretched man's despair!
    Was it lost beyond repair?
    Swift he bore it from below,
    Hastened to the studio,
    Where with anxious eyes he studied
    If the ruin, blotched and muddied,
    Could by any human skill
    Be made a normal picture still.

    Thus in most repentant mood
    Unhappy Peter Wilson stood,
    When, with pompous face, self-centred,
    Willoughby the critic entered --
    He of whom it has been said
    He lives a century ahead --
    And sees with his prophetic eye
    The forms which Time will justify,
    A fact which surely must abate
    All longing to reincarnate.

    "Ah, Wilson," said the famous man,
    Turning himself the walls to scan,
    "The same old style of thing I trace,
    Workmanlike but commonplace.
    Believe me, sir, the work that lives
    Must furnish more than Nature gives.
    'The light that never was,' you know,
    That is your mark -- but here, hullo!

    What's this? What's this? Magnificent!
    I've wronged you, Wilson! I repent!
    A masterpiece! A perfect thing!
    What atmosphere! What colouring!
    Spanish Armada, is it not?
    A view of Ryde, no matter what,
    I pledge my critical renown
    That this will be the talk of Town.
    Where did you get those daring hues,
    Those blues on reds, those reds on

    blues?
    That pea-green face, that gamboge sky?
    You've far outcried the latest cry--
    Out Monet-ed Monet. I have said
    Our Art was sleeping, but not dead.
    Long have we waited for the Star,
    I watched the skies for it afar,
    The hour has come--and here you are."

    And that is how our artist friend
    Found his struggles at an end,
    And from his little Chelsea flat
    Became the Park Lane plutocrat.
    'Neath his sheltered garden wall
    When the rain begins to fall,
    And the stormy winds do blow,
    You may see them in a row,
    Red effects and lake and yellow
    Getting nicely blurred and mellow.
    With the subtle gauzy mist
    Of the great Impressionist.
    Ask him how he chanced to find
    How to leave the French behind,
    And he answers quick and smart,
    "English climate's best for Art."

    EMPIRE BUILDERS

    Captain Temple, D.S.O.,

    With his banjo and retriever.
    "Rough, I know, on poor old Flo,

    But, by Jove! I couldn't leave her."
    Niger ribbon on his breast,

    In his blood the Niger fever,
    Captain Temple, D.S.O.,

    With his banjo and retriever.

    Cox of the Politicals,

    With his cigarette and glasses,
    Skilled in Pushtoo gutturals,

    Odd-job man among the Passes,
    Keeper of the Zakka Khels,

    Tutor of the Khaiber Ghazis,
    Cox of the Politicals,

    With his cigarette and glasses.

    Mr. Hawkins, Junior Sub.,

    Late of Woolwich and Thames Ditton,
    Thinks his battery the hub

    Of the whole wide orb of Britain.
    Half a hero, half a cub,

    Lithe and playful as a kitten,
    Mr. Hawkins, Junior Sub.,

    Late of Woolwich and Thames Ditton.

    Eighty Tommies, big and small,

    Grumbling hard as is their habit.
    "Say, mate, what's a Bunerwal?"

    "Sometime like a bloomin' rabbit."
    "Got to hoof it to Chitral!"

    "Blarst ye, did ye think to cab it!"
    Eighty Tommies, big and small,

    Grumbling hard as is their habit.

    Swarthy Goorkhas, short and stout,

    Merry children, laughing, crowing,
    Don't know what it's all about,

    Don't know any use in knowing;
    Only know they mean to go

    Where the Sirdar thinks of going.
    Little Goorkhas, brown and stout,

    Merry children, laughing, crowing.

    Funjaub Rifles, fit and trim,

    Curly whiskered sons of battle,
    Very dignified and prim

    Till they hear the Jezails rattle;
    Cattle thieves of yesterday,

    Now the wardens of the cattle,
    Fighting Brahmins of Lahore,

    Curly whiskered sons of battle.

    Up the winding mountain path

    See the long-drawn column go;
    Himalayan aftermath

    Lying rosy on the snow.
    Motley ministers of wrath

    Building better than they know,
    In the rosy aftermath

    Trailing upward to the snow.

    THE GROOM'S ENCORE

    (Being a Sequel to "The Groom's Story"
    in "Songs of Action")

    Not tired of 'earin' stories! You're a nailer,

    so you are!
    I thought I should 'ave choked you off with

    that 'ere motor-car.
    Well, mister, 'ere's another; and, mind you,

    it's a fact,
    Though you'll think perhaps I copped it

    out o' some blue ribbon tract.

    It was in the days when farmer men were

    jolly-faced and stout,
    For all the cash was comin' in and little

    goin' out,
    But now, you see, the farmer men are

    'ungry-faced and thin,
    For all the cash is goin' out and little

    comin' in.

    But in the days I'm speakin' of, before

    the drop in wheat,
    The life them farmers led was such as

    couldn't well be beat;
    They went the pace amazin', they 'unted

    and they shot,
    And this 'ere Jeremiah Brown the liveliest

    of the lot.

    'E was a fine young fellar; the best roun'

    'ere by far,
    But just a bit full-blooded, as fine young

    fellars are;
    Which I know they didn't ought to, an' it's

    very wrong of course,
    But the colt wot never capers makes a

    mighty useless 'orse.

    The lad was never vicious, but 'e made the

    money go,
    For 'e was ready with 'is "yes," and backward

    with 'is "no."
    And so 'e turned to drink which is the

    avenoo to 'ell,
    An' 'ow 'e came to stop 'imself is wot' I

    'ave to tell.

    Four days on end 'e never knew 'ow 'e 'ad

    got to bed,
    Until one mornin' fifty clocks was tickin'

    in 'is 'ead,
    And on the same the doctor came, "You're

    very near D.T.,
    If you don't stop yourself, young chap,

    you'll pay the price," said 'e.

    "It takes the form of visions, as I fear

    you'll quickly know;
    Perhaps a string o' monkeys, all a-sittin' in

    a row,
    Perhaps it's frogs or beetles, perhaps it's

    rats or mice,
    There are many sorts of visions and

    there's none of 'em is nice."

    But Brown 'e started laughin': "No

    doctor's muck," says 'e,
    "A take-'em-break-'em gallop is the only

    cure for me!
    They 'unt to-day down 'Orsham way.

    Bring round the sorrel mare,
    If them monkeys come inquirin' you can

    send 'em on down there."

    Well, Jeremiah rode to 'ounds, exactly as

    'e said.
    But all the time the doctor's words were

    ringin' in 'is 'ead --
    "If you don't stop yourself, young chap,

    you've got to pay the price,
    There are many sorts of visions, but none

    of 'em is nice."

    They found that day at Leonards Lee and

    ran to Shipley Wood,
    'Ell-for-leather all the way, with scent

    and weather good.
    Never a check to 'Orton Beck and on

    across the Weald,
    And all the way the Sussex clay was weedin'

    out the field.

    There's not a man among them could

    remember such a run,
    Straight as a rule to Bramber Pool and on

    by Annington,
    They followed still past Breeding 'ill

    and on by Steyning Town,
    Until they'd cleared the 'edges and were

    out upon the Down.

    Full thirty mile from Plimmers Style,

    without a check or fault,
    Full thirty mile the 'ounds 'ad run and

    never called a 'alt.
    One by one the Field was done until at

    Finden Down,
    There was no one with the 'untsman save

    young Jeremiah Brown.

    And then the 'untsman '_e_ was beat. 'Is

    'orse 'ad tripped and fell.
    "By George," said Brown, "I'll go alone,

    and follow it to -- well,
    The place that it belongs to." And as 'e

    made the vow,
    There broke from right in front of 'im

    the queerest kind of row.

    There lay a copse of 'azels on the border

    of the track,
    And into this two 'ounds 'ad run -- them

    two was all the pack --
    And now from these 'ere 'azels there came

    a fearsome 'owl,
    With a yappin' and a snappin' and a

    wicked snarlin' growl.

    Jeremiah's blood ran cold -- a frightened

    man was 'e,
    But he butted through the bushes just

    to see what 'e could see,
    And there beneath their shadow, blood

    drippin' from his jaws,
    Was an awful creature standin' with a

    'ound beneath its paws.

    A fox? Five foxes rolled in one -- a

    pony's weight and size,
    A rampin', ragin' devil, all fangs and

    'air and eyes;
    Too scared to speak, with shriek on shriek,

    Brown galloped from the sight
    With just one thought within 'is mind --

    "The doctor told me right."

    That evenin' late the minister was seated

    in his study,
    When in there rushed a 'untin' man, all

    travel-stained and muddy,
    "Give me the Testament!" he cried, "And

    'ear my sacred vow,
    That not one drop of drink shall ever pass

    my lips from now."

    'E swore it and 'e kept it and 'e keeps it to

    this day,
    'E 'as turned from gin to ginger and says 'e

    finds it pay,
    You can search the whole o' Sussex from

    'ere to Brighton Town,
    And you wouldn't find a better man than

    Jeremiah Brown.

    And the vision -- it was just a wolf, a big

    Siberian,
    A great, fierce, 'ungry devil from a showman'

    s caravan,
    But it saved 'im from perdition -- and I

    don't mind if I do,
    I 'aven't seen no wolf myself -- so 'ere's

    my best to you!

    THE BAY HORSE

    Squire wants the bay horse,

    For it is the best.
    Squire holds the mortgage;

    Where's the interest?
    Haven't got the interest,

    Can't raise a sou;
    Shan't sell the bay horse,

    Whatever he may do.

    Did you see the bay horse?

    Such a one to go!
    He took a bit of ridin',

    When I showed him at the Show.
    First prize the broad jump,

    First prize the high;
    Gold medal, Class A,

    You'll see it by-and-by.

    I bred the bay horse

    On the Withy Farm.
    I broke the bay horse,

    _He_ broke my arm.
    Don't blame the bay horse,

    Blame the brittle bone,
    I bred him and I've fed him,

    And he's all my very own.

    Just watch the bay horse

    Chock full of sense!
    Ain't he just beautiful,

    Risin' to a fence!
    Just hear the bay horse

    Whinin' in his stall,
    Purrin' like a pussy cat

    When he hears me call.

    But if Squire's lawyer

    Serves me with his writ,
    I'll take the bay horse

    To Marley gravel pit.
    Over the quarry edge,

    I'll sit him tight,
    If he wants the brown hide,

    He's welcome to the white!

    THE OUTCASTS

    Three women stood by the river's flood

    In the gas-lamp's murky light,
    A devil watched them on the left,

    And an angel on the right.

    The clouds of lead flowed overhead;

    The leaden stream below;
    They marvelled much, that outcast three,

    Why Fate should use them so.

    Said one: "I have a mother dear,

    Who lieth ill abed,
    And by my sin the wage I win

    From which she hath her bread."

    Said one: "I am an outcast's child,

    And such I came on earth.
    If me ye blame, for this my shame,

    Whom blame ye for my birth?"

    The third she sank a sin-blotched face,

    And prayed that she might rest,
    In the weary flow of the stream below,

    As on her mother's breast.

    Now past there came a godly man,

    Of goodly stock and blood,
    And as he passed one frown he cast

    At that sad sisterhood.

    Sorely it grieved that godly man,

    To see so foul a sight,
    He turned his face, and strode apace,

    And left them to the night.

    But the angel drew her sisters three,

    Within her pinions' span,
    And the crouching devil slunk away

    To join the godly man.

    THE END

    "Tell me what to get and I will get

    it."
    "Then get that picture -- that -- the

    girl in white."
    "Now tell me where you wish that I should

    set it."
    "Lean it where I can see it -- in the

    light."

    "If there is more, sir, you have but to say

    it."
    "Then bring those letters -- those

    which lie apart."
    "Here is the packet! Tell me where to

    lay it."
    "Stoop over, nurse, and lay it on
    my heart."

    "Thanks for your silence, nurse! You

    understand me!
    And now I'll try to manage for
    myself.
    But, as you go, I'll trouble you to hand

    me
    The small blue bottle there upon the
    shelf.

    "And so farewell! I feel that I am

    keeping
    The sunlight from you; may your
    walk be bright!
    When you return I may perchance be

    sleeping,
    So, ere you go, one hand-clasp
    and good night!"

    1902-1909

    They recruited William Evans

    From the ploughtail and the spade;
    Ten years' service in the Devons

    Left him smart as they are made.

    Thirty or a trifle older,

    Rather over six foot high,
    Trim of waist and broad of shoulder,

    Yellow-haired and blue of eye;

    Short of speech and very solid,

    Fixed in purpose as a rock,
    Slow, deliberate, and stolid,

    Of the real West-country stock.

    He had never been to college,

    Got his teaching in the corps,
    You can pick up useful knowledge

    'Twixt Saltash and Singapore.

    Old Field-Cornet Piet van Celling

    Lived just northward of the Vaal,
    And he called his white-washed dwelling,

    Blesbock Farm, Rhenoster Kraal.

    In his politics unbending,

    Stern of speech and grim of face,
    He pursued the never-ending

    Quarrel with the English race.

    Grizzled hair and face of copper,

    Hard as nails from work and sport,
    Just the model of a Dopper

    Of the fierce old fighting sort.

    With a shaggy bearded quota

    On commando at his order,
    He went off with Louis Botha

    Trekking for the British border.

    When Natal was first invaded

    He was fighting night and day,
    Then he scouted and he raided,

    With De Wet and Delaney.

    Till he had a brush with Plumer,

    Got a bullet in his arm,
    And returned in sullen humour

    To the shelter of his farm.

    Now it happened that the Devons,

    Moving up in that direction,
    Sent their Colour-Sergeant Evans

    Foraging with half a section.

    By a friendly Dutchman guided,

    A Van Eloff or De Vilier,
    They were promptly trapped and hided,

    In a manner too familiar.

    When the sudden scrap was ended,

    And they sorted out the bag,
    Sergeant Evans lay extended

    Mauseritis in his leg.

    So the Kaffirs bore him, cursing,

    From the scene of his disaster,
    And they left him to the nursing

    Of the daughters of their master.

    Now the second daughter, Sadie --

    But the subject why pursue?
    Wounded youth and tender lady,

    Ancient tale but ever new.

    On the stoep they spent the gloaming,

    Watched the shadows on the veldt,
    Or she led her cripple roaming

    To the eucalyptus belt.

    He would lie and play with Jacko,

    The baboon from Bushman's Kraal,
    Smoked Magaliesberg tobacco

    While she lisped to him in Taal.

    Till he felt that he had rather

    He had died amid the slaughter,
    If the harshness of the father

    Were not softened in the daughter.

    So he asked an English question,

    And she answered him in Dutch,
    But her smile was a suggestion,

    And he treated it as such.

    Now among Rhenoster kopjes

    Somewhat northward of the Vaal,
    You may see four little chappies,

    Three can walk and one can crawl.

    And the blue of Transvaal heavens

    Is reflected in their eyes,
    Each a little William Evans,

    Smaller model -- pocket size.

    Each a little Burgher Piet

    Of the hardy Boer race,
    Two great peoples seem to meet

    In the tiny sunburned face.

    And they often greatly wonder

    Why old granddad and Papa,
    Should have been so far asunder,

    Till united by mamma.

    And when asked, "Are you a Boer.

    Or a little Englishman?"
    Each will answer, short and sure,

    "I am a South African."

    But the father answers, chaffing,

    "Africans but British too."
    And the children echo, laughing,

    "Half of mother -- half of you."

    It may seem a crude example,

    In an isolated case,
    But the story is a sample

    Of the welding of the race.

    So from bloodshed and from sorrow,

    From the pains of yesterday,
    Comes the nation of to-morrow

    Broadly based and built to stay.

    Loyal spirits strong in union,

    Joined by kindred faith and blood;
    Brothers in the wide communion

    Of our sea-girt brotherhood.

    THE WANDERER {1}

    1 With acknowledgment to my friend Sir A. Quiller-Couch.

    'Twas in the shadowy gloaming

    Of a cold and wet March day,
    That a wanderer came roaming

    From countries far away.

    Scant raiment had he round him,

    Nor purse, nor worldly gear,
    Hungry and faint we found him,

    And bade him welcome here.

    His weary frame bent double,

    His eyes were old and dim,
    His face was writhed with trouble

    Which none might share with him.

    His speech was strange and broken,

    And none could understand,
    Such words as might be spoken

    In some far distant land.

    We guessed not whence he hailed from,

    Nor knew what far-off quay
    His roving bark had sailed from

    Before he came to me.

    But there he was, so slender,

    So helpless and so pale,
    That my wife's heart grew tender

    For one who seemed so frail.

    She cried, "But you must bide here!

    You shall no further roam.
    Grow stronger by our side here,

    Within our moorland home!"

    She laid her best before him,

    Homely and simple fare,
    And to his couch she bore him

    The raiment he should wear.

    To mine he had been welcome,

    My suit of russet brown,
    But she had dressed our weary guest

    In a loose and easy gown.

    And long in peace he lay there,

    Brooding and still and weak,
    Smiling from day to day there

    At thoughts he would not speak.

    The months flowed on, but ever

    Our guest would still remain,
    Nor made the least endeavour

    To leave our home again.

    He heeded not for grammar,

    Nor did we care to teach,
    But soon he learned to stammer

    Some words of English speech.

    With these our guest would tell us

    The things that he liked best,
    And order and compel us

    To follow his behest.

    He ruled us without malice,

    But as if he owned us all,
    A sultan in his palace

    With his servants at his call.

    Those calls came fast and faster,

    Our service still we gave,
    Till I who had been master

    Had grown to be his slave.

    He claimed with grasping gestures

    Each thing of price he saw,
    Watches and rings and vestures,

    His will the only law.

    In vain had I commanded,

    In vain I struggled still,
    Servants and wife were banded

    To do the stranger's will.

    And then in deep dejection

    It came to me one day,
    That my own wife's affection

    Had been beguiled away.

    Our love had known no danger,

    So certain had it been!
    And now to think a stranger

    Should dare to step between.

    I saw him lie and harken

    To the little songs she sung,
    And when the shadows darken

    I could hear his lisping tongue.

    They would sit in chambers shady,

    When the light was growing dim,
    Ah, my fickle-hearted lady!

    With your arm embracing him.

    So, at last, lest he divide us,

    I would put them to the test.
    There was no one there beside us,

    Save this interloping guest.

    So I took my stand before them,

    Very silent and erect,
    My accusing glance passed o'er them,

    Though with no observed effect.

    But the lamp light shone upon her,

    And I saw each tell-tale feature,
    As I cried, "Now, on your honour,

    Do or don't you love the creature?"

    But her answer seemed evasive,

    It was "Ducky-doodle-doo!
    If his mummy loves um babby,

    Doesn't daddums love um too?"

    BENDY'S SERMON

    [Bendigo, the well-known Nottingham prize fighter, became converted to religion, and preached at revival meetings throughout the country.]

    You didn't know of Bendigo! Well, that

    knocks me out!
    Who's your board school teacher? What's

    he been about?

    Chock-a-block with fairy-tales -- full of

    useless cram,
    And never heard o' Bendigo, the pride of

    Nottingham!

    Bendy's short for Bendigo. You should

    see him peel!
    Half of him was whalebone, half of him

    was steel,

    Fightin' weight eleven ten, five foot nine

    in height,
    Always ready to oblige if you want a

    fight.

    I could talk of Bendigo from here to kingdom

    come,
    I guess before I ended you would wish your

    dad was dumb.

    I'd tell you how he fought Ben Caunt, and

    how the deaf 'un fell,
    But the game is done, and the men are

    gone -- and maybe it's as well.

    Bendy he turned Methodist--he said he

    felt a call,
    He stumped the country preachin' and you

    bet he filled the hall,

    If you seed him in the pulpit, a-bleatin'

    like a lamb,
    You'd never know bold Bendigo, the

    pride of Nottingham.

    His hat was like a funeral, he'd got a

    waiter's coat,
    With a hallelujah collar and a choker round

    his throat,

    His pals would laugh and say in chaff that

    Bendigo was right,
    In takin' on the devil, since he'd no one

    else to fight.

    But he was very earnest, improvin' day by

    day,
    A-workin' and a-preachin' just as his duty

    lay,

    But the devil he was waitin', and in the

    final bout,
    He hit him hard below his guard and

    knocked poor Bendy out.

    Now I'll tell you how it happened. He

    was preachin' down at Brum,
    He was billed just like a circus, you should

    see the people come,

    The chapel it was crowded, and in the foremost

    row,
    There was half a dozen bruisers who'd a

    grudge at Bendigo.

    There was Tommy Piatt of Bradford,

    Solly Jones of Perry Bar,
    Long Connor from the Bull Ring, the

    same wot drew with Carr,

    Jack Ball the fightin gunsmith, Joe Murphy

    from the Mews,
    And Iky Moss, the bettin' boss, the

    Champion of the Jews.

    A very pretty handful a-sittin' in a

    string,
    Full of beer and impudence, ripe for anything,

    Sittin' in a string there, right under

    Bendy's nose,
    If his message was for sinners, he could

    make a start on those.

    Soon he heard them chaflin'; "Hi, Bendy!

    Here's a go!"
    "How much are you coppin' by this Jump

    to Glory show?"

    "Stow it, Bendy! Left the ring! Mighty

    spry of you!
    Didn't everybody know the ring was

    leavin' you."

    Bendy fairly sweated as he stood above

    and prayed,
    "Look down, O Lord, and grip me with

    a strangle hold!" he said.

    "Fix me with a strangle hold! Put a stop

    on me!
    I'm slippin', Lord, I'm slippin' and I'm

    clingin' hard to Thee!"

    But the roughs they kept on chaffin' and

    the uproar it was such
    That the preacher in the pulpit might be

    talkin' double Dutch,

    Till a workin' man he shouted out, ajumpin'

    to his feet,
    "Give us a lead, your reverence, and heave

    'em in the street."

    Then Bendy said, "Good Lord, since

    first I left my sinful ways,
    Thou knowest that to Thee alone I've

    given up my days,

    But now, dear Lord"--and here he laid his

    Bible on the shelf--
    "I'll take, with your permission, just five

    minutes for myself."

    He vaulted from the pulpit like a tiger

    from a den,
    They say it was a lovely sight to see him

    floor his men;

    Right and left, and left and right, straight

    and true and hard,
    Till the Ebenezer Chapel looked more like

    a knacker's yard.

    Platt was standin' on his back and lookup

    at his toes,
    Solly Jones of Perry Bar was feelin' for

    his nose,

    Connor of the Bull Ring had all that he

    could do
    Rakin' for his ivories that lay about the

    pew.

    Jack Ball the fightin' gunsmith was in a

    peaceful sleep,
    Joe Murphy lay across him, all tied up

    in a heap,

    Five of them was twisted in a tangle on

    the floor,
    And Iky Moss, the bettin' boss, had

    sprinted for the door.

    Five repentant fightin' men, sitting in a

    row,
    Listenin' to words of grace from Mister

    Bendigo,

    Listenin' to his reverence -- all as good

    as gold,
    Pretty little baa-lambs, gathered to the

    fold.

    So that's the way that Bendy ran his

    mission in the slum,
    And preached the Holy Gospel to the

    fightin' men of Brum,

    "The Lord," said he, "has given me His

    message from on high,
    And if you interrupt Him, I will know

    the reason why."

    But to think of all your schooling clean

    wasted, thrown away,
    Darned if I can make out what you're

    learnin' all the day,

    Grubbin' up old fairy-tales, fillin' up with

    cram,
    And didn't know of Bendigo, the pride

    of Nottingham.

    II. -- PHILOSOPHIC VERSES

    COMPENSATION

    The grime is on the window pane,

    Pale the London sunbeams fall,
    And show the smudge of mildew stain,

    Which lies on the distempered wall.

    I am a cripple, as you see,

    And here I lie, a broken thing,
    But God has given flight to me,

    That mocks the swiftest eagle wing.

    For if I will to see or hear,

    Quick as the thought my spirit flies,
    And lo! the picture flashes clear,

    Through all the mist of centuries.

    I can recall the Tigris' strand,

    Where once the Turk and Tartar met,
    When the great Lord of Samarcand

    Struck down the Sultan Bajazet.

    Under a ten-league swirl of dust

    The roaring battle swings and sways,
    Now reeling down, now upward thrust,

    The crescent sparkles through the
    haze.

    I see the Janissaries fly,

    I see the chain-mailed leader fall,
    I hear the Tekbar clear and high,

    The true believer's battle-call.

    And tossing o'er the press I mark

    The horse-tail banner over all,
    Shaped like the smudge of mildew dark

    That lies on the distempered wall.

    And thus the meanest thing I see

    Will set a scene within my brain,
    And every sound that comes to me,

    Will bring strange echoes back again.

    Hark now! In rhythmic monotone,

    You hear the murmur of the mart,
    The low, deep, unremitting moan,

    That comes from weary London's
    heart.

    But I can change it to the hum

    Of multitudinous acclaim,
    When triple-walled Byzantium,

    Re-echoes the Imperial name.

    I hear the beat of armed feet,

    The legions clanking on their way,
    The long shout rims from street to street,

    With rolling drum and trumpet bray.

    So I hear it rising, falling,

    Till it dies away once more,
    And I hear the costers calling

    Mid the weary London roar.

    Who shall pity then the lameness,

    Which still holds me from the ground?
    Who commiserate the sameness

    Of the scene that girds me round?

    Though I lie a broken wreck,

    Though I seem to want for all,
    Still the world is at my beck

    And the ages at my call.

    THE BANNER OF PROGRESS

    There's a banner in our van,
    And we follow as we can,
    For at times we scarce can see it,
    And at times it flutters high.
    But however it be flown,
    Still we know it as our own,
    And we follow, ever follow,
    Where we see the banner fly.

    In the struggle and the strife,
    In the weariness of life,
    The banner-man may stumble,
    He may falter in the fight.
    But if one should fail or slip,
    There are other hands to grip,
    And it's forward, ever forward,
    From the darkness to the light.

    HOPE

    Faith may break on reason,
    Faith may prove a treason

    To that highest gift
    That is granted by Thy grace;
    But Hope! Ah, let us cherish
    Some spark that may not perish,

    Some tiny spark to cheer us,
    As we wander through the waste!

    A little lamp beside us,
    A little lamp to guide us,

    Where the path is rocky,
    Where the road is steep.
    That when the light falls dimmer,
    Still some God-sent glimmer

    May hold us steadfast ever,
    To the track that we should keep.

    Hope for the trending of it,
    Hope for the ending of it,
    Hope for all around us,

    That it ripens in the sun.

    Hope for what is waning,
    Hope for what is gaining,
    Hope for what is waiting

    When the long day is done.

    Hope that He, the nameless,
    May still be best and blameless,

    Nor ever end His highest
    With the earthworm and the slime.
    Hope that o'er the border,
    There lies a land of order,
    With higher law to reconcile

    The lower laws of Time.

    Hope that every vexed life,
    Finds within that next life,

    Something that may recompense,
    Something that may cheer.
    And that perchance the lowest one
    Is truly but the slowest one,

    Quickened by the sorrow
    Which is waiting for him here.

    RELIGIO MEDICI

    1
    God's own best will bide the test,

    And God's own worst will fall;
    But, best or worst or last or first,

    He ordereth it all.

    2
    For _all_ is good, if understood,

    (Ah, could we understand!)
    And right and ill are tools of skill

    Held in His either hand.

    3
    The harlot and the anchorite,

    The martyr and the rake,
    Deftly He fashions each aright,

    Its vital part to take.

    4
    Wisdom He makes to form the fruit

    Where the high blossoms be;
    And Lust to kill the weaker shoot,

    And Drink to trim the tree.

    5
    And Holiness that so the bole

    Be solid at the core;
    And Plague and Fever, that the whole

    Be changing evermore.

    6
    He strews the microbes in the lung,

    The blood-clot in the brain;
    With test and test He picks the best,

    Then tests them once again.

    7
    He tests the body and the mind,

    He rings them o'er and o'er;
    And if they crack, He throws them back,

    And fashions them once more.

    8
    He chokes the infant throat with slime,

    He sets the ferment free;
    He builds the tiny tube of lime

    That blocks the artery.

    9
    He lets the youthful dreamer store

    Great projects in his brain,
    Until He drops the fungus spore

    That smears them out again.

    10
    He stores the milk that feeds the babe,

    He dulls the tortured nerve;
    He gives a hundred joys of sense

    Where few or none might serve.

    11
    And still He trains the branch of good

    Where the high blossoms be,
    And wieldeth still the shears of ill

    To prune and prime His tree.

    MAN'S LIMITATION

    Man says that He is jealous,

    Man says that He is wise,
    Man says that He is watching

    From His throne beyond the skies.

    But perchance the arch above us

    Is one great mirror's span,
    And the Figure seen so dimly

    Is a vast reflected man.

    If it is love that gave us

    A thousand blossoms bright,
    Why should that love not save us

    From poisoned aconite?

    If this man blesses sunshine

    Which sets his fields aglow,
    Shall that man curse the tempest

    That lays his harvest low?

    If you may sing His praises

    For health He gave to you,
    What of this spine-curved cripple,

    Shall he sing praises too?

    If you may justly thank Him

    For strength in mind and limb,
    Then what of yonder weakling --

    Must he give thanks to Him?

    Ah dark, too dark, the riddle!

    The tiny brain too small!
    We call, and fondly listen,

    For answer to that call.

    There comes no word to tell us

    Why this and that should be,
    Why you should live with sorrow,

    And joy should live with me.

    MIND AND MATTER

    Great was his soul and high his aim,
    He viewed the world, and he could trace
    A lofty plan to leave his name
    Immortal 'mid the human race.
    But as he planned, and as he worked,
    The fungus spore within him lurked.

    Though dark the present and the past,
    The future seemed a sunlit thing.
    Still ever deeper and more vast,
    The changes that he hoped to bring.
    His was the will to dare and do;
    But still the stealthy fungus grew.

    Alas the plans that came to nought!
    Alas the soul that thrilled in vain!
    The sunlit future that he sought
    Was but a mirage of the brain.
    Where now the wit? Where now the will?
    The fungus is the master still.

    DARKNESS

    A gentleman of wit and charm,

    A kindly heart, a cleanly mind,
    One who was quick with hand or purse,

    To lift the burden of his kind.
    A brain well balanced and mature,

    A soul that shrank from all things
    base,
    So rode he forth that winter day,

    Complete in every mortal grace.

    And then -- the blunder of a horse,

    The crash upon the frozen clods,
    And -- Death? Ah! no such dignity,

    But Life, all twisted and at odds!
    At odds in body and in soul,

    Degraded to some brutish state,
    A being loathsome and malign,

    Debased, obscene, degenerate.

    Pathology? The case is clear,

    The diagnosis is exact;
    A bone depressed, a haemorrhage,

    The pressure on a nervous tract.
    Theology? Ah, there's the rub!

    Since brain and soul together fade,
    Then when the brain is dead -- enough!

    Lord help us, for we need Thine aid!

    III -- MISCELLANEOUS VERSES

    A WOMAN'S LOVE

    I am not blind -- I understand;

    I see him loyal, good, and wise,
    I feel decision in his hand,

    I read his honour in his eyes.
    Manliest among men is he

    With every gift and grace to clothe
    him;
    He never loved a girl but me --

    And I -- I loathe him! -- loathe him!

    The other! Ah! I value him

    Precisely at his proper rate,
    A creature of caprice and whim,

    Unstable, weak, importunate.
    His thoughts are set on paltry gain --

    You only tell me what I see --
    I know him selfish, cold and vain;

    But, oh! he's all the world to me!

    BY THE NORTH SEA

    Her cheek was wet with North Sea spray,

    We walked where tide and shingle
    meet;
    The long waves rolled from far away

    To purr in ripples at our feet.
    And as we walked it seemed to me

    That three old friends had met that
    day,
    The old, old sky, the old, old sea,

    And love, which is as old as they.

    Out seaward hung the brooding mist

    We saw it rolling, fold on fold,
    And marked the great Sun alchemist

    Turn all its leaden edge to gold,
    Look well, look well, oh lady mine,

    The gray below, the gold above,
    For so the grayest life may shine

    All golden in the light of love.

    The bloom is on the May once more,

    The chestnut buds have burst anew;
    But, darling, all our springs are o'er,

    'Tis winter still for me and you.
    We plucked Life's blossoms long ago
    What's left is but December's snow.

    But winter has its joys as fair,

    The gentler joys, aloof, apart;
    The snow may lie upon our hair

    But never, darling, in our heart.
    Sweet were the springs of long ago
    But sweeter still December's snow.

    Yes, long ago, and yet to me

    It seems a thing of yesterday;
    The shade beneath the willow tree,

    The word you looked but feared to say.
    Ah! when I learned to love you so
    What recked we of December's snow?

    But swift the ruthless seasons sped

    And swifter still they speed away.
    What though they bow the dainty head

    And fleck the raven hair with gray?
    The boy and girl of long ago
    Are laughing through the veil of snow.

    SHAKESPEARE'S EXPOSTULATION

    Masters, I sleep not quiet in my grave,
    There where they laid me, by the Avon

    shore,
    In that some crazy wights have set it forth
    By arguments most false and fanciful,
    Analogy and far-drawn inference,
    That Francis Bacon, Earl of Verulam
    (A man whom I remember in old days,
    A learned judge with sly adhesive palms,
    To which the suitor's gold was wont to
    stick) --
    That this same Verulam had writ the plays
    Which were the fancies of my frolic brain.
    What can they urge to dispossess the crown
    Which all my comrades and the whole loud

    world
    Did in my lifetime lay upon my brow?
    Look straitly at these arguments and see
    How witless and how fondly slight they be.

    _Imprimis_, they have urged that, being
    born
    In the mean compass of a paltry town,
    I could not in my youth have trimmed

    my mind
    To such an eagle pitch, but must be found,
    Like the hedge sparrow, somewhere near

    the ground.
    Bethink you, sirs, that though I was
    denied
    The learning which in colleges is found,
    Yet may a hungry brain still find its fo
    Wherever books may lie or men may be;
    And though perchance by Isis or by Cam
    The meditative, philosophic plant
    May best luxuriate; yet some would say
    That in the task of limning mortal life
    A fitter preparation might be made
    Beside the banks of Thames. And then

    again,
    If I be suspect, in that I was not
    A fellow of a college, how, I pray,
    Will Jonson pass, or Marlowe, or the rest,
    Whose measured verse treads with as

    proud a gait
    As that which was my own? Whence did

    they suck
    This honey that they stored? Can you

    recite
    The vantages which each of these has had
    And I had not? Or is the argument
    That my Lord Verulam hath written all,
    And covers in his wide-embracing self
    The stolen fame of twenty smaller men?

    You prate about my learning. I
    would urge
    My want of learning rather as a proof
    That I am still myself. Have I not traced
    A seaboard to Bohemia, and made
    The cannons roar a whole wide century
    Before the first was forged? Think you,

    then,
    That he, the ever-learned Verulam,
    Would have erred thus? So may my very

    faults
    In their gross falseness prove that I am true,
    And by that falseness gender truth in you.
    And what is left? They say that they

    have found
    A script, wherein the writer tells my Lord
    He is a secret poet. True enough!
    But surely now that secret is o'er past.
    Have you not read his poems? Know

    you not
    That in our day a learned chancellor
    Might better far dispense unjustest law
    Than be suspect of such frivolity
    As lies in verse? Therefore his poetry
    Was secret. Now that he is gone
    'Tis so no longer. You may read his verse,
    And judge if mine be better or be worse:
    Read and pronounce! The meed of

    praise is thine;
    But still let his be his and mine be mine.

    I say no more; but how can you forswear

    Outspoken Jonson, he who knew me well;
    So, too, the epitaph which still you read?
    Think you they faced my sepulchre with

    lies --
    Gross lies, so evident and palpable
    That every townsman must have wot of it,
    And not a worshipper within the church
    But must have smiled to see the marbled

    fraud?
    Surely this touches you? But if by chance
    My reasoning still leaves you obdurate,
    I'll lay one final plea. I pray you look
    On my presentment, as it reaches you.
    My features shall be sponsors for my fame;
    My brow shall speak when Shakespeare's

    voice is dumb,
    And be his warrant in an age to come.

    THE EMPIRE

    1902

    They said that it had feet of clay,

    That its fall was sure and quick.
    In the flames of yesterday

    All the clay was burned to brick.

    When they carved our epitaph

    And marked us doomed beyond recall,
    "We are," we answered, with a laugh,

    "The Empire that declines to fall."

    A VOYAGE

    1909

    Breathing the stale and stuffy air

    Of office or consulting room,
    Our thoughts will wander back to where

    We heard the low Atlantic boom,

    And, creaming underneath our screw,

    We watched the swirling waters break,
    Silver filagrees on blue

    Spreading fan-wise in our wake.

    Cribbed within the city's fold,

    Fettered to our daily round,
    We'll conjure up the haze of gold

    Which ringed the wide horizon round.

    And still we'll break the sordid day

    By fleeting visions far and fair,
    The silver shield of Vigo Bay,

    The long brown cliff of Finisterre.

    Where once the Roman galley sped,

    Or Moorish corsair spread his sail,
    By wooded shore, or sunlit head,

    By barren hill or sea-washed vale

    We took our way. But we can swear,

    That many countries we have scanned,
    But never one that could compare

    With our own island mother-land.

    The dream is o'er. No more we view

    The shores of Christian or of Turk,
    But turning to our tasks anew,

    We bend us to our wonted work.

    But there will come to you and me

    Some glimpse of spacious days gone
    by,
    The wide, wide stretches of the sea,

    The mighty curtain of the sky,

    THE ORPHANAGE

    When, ere the tangled web is reft,

    The kid-gloved villain scowls and
    sneers,
    And hapless innocence is left

    With no assets save sighs and tears,

    'Tis then, just then, that in there stalks

    The hero, watchful of her needs;
    He talks, Great heavens how he talks!

    But we forgive him, for his deeds.

    Life is the drama here to-day

    And Death the villain of the plot.
    It is a realistic play.

    Shall it end well or shall it not?

    The hero? Oh, the hero's part

    Is vacant -- to be played by you.
    Then act it well! An orphan's heart

    May beat the lighter if you do.

    SEXAGENARIUS LOQUITUR

    From our youth to our age
    We have passed each stage

    In old immemorial order,
    From primitive days
    Through flowery ways

    With love like a hedge as their border.
    Ah, youth was a kingdom of joy,

    And we were the king and the queen,

    When I was a year Short of thirty, my dear,

    And you were just nearing nineteen.
    But dark follows light
    And day follows night

    As the old planet circles the sun;
    And nature still traces
    Her score on our faces

    And tallies the years as they run.
    Have they chilled the old warmth in your

    heart?
    I swear that they have not in mine,

    Though I am a year Short of sixty, my dear,

    And you are -- well, say thirty-nine.

    NIGHT VOICES

    Father, father, who is that a-whispering?

    Who is it who whispers in the wood?

    You say it is the breeze As it sighs among the trees,

    But there's some one who whispers in the

    wood.

    Father, father, who is that a-murmuring?

    Who is it who murmurs in the night?

    You say it is the roar Of the wave upon the shore,

    But there's some one who murmurs in the

    night.

    Father, father, who is that who laughs

    at us?
    Who is it who chuckles in the glen?

    Oh, father, let us go, For the light is burning low, And there's somebody laughing in the glen.

    Father, father, tell me what you're waiting

    for,
    Tell me why your eyes are on the

    door. It is dark and it is late, But you sit so still and straight,

    Ever staring, ever smiling, at the door.

    THE MESSAGE
    (From Heine)

    Up, dear laddie, saddle quick,

    And spring upon the leather!
    Away post haste o'er fell and waste

    With whip and spur together!

    And when you win to Duncan's kin

    Draw one of them aside
    And shortly say, "Which daughter may

    We welcome as the bride?"

    And if he says, "It is the dark,"

    Then quickly bring the mare,
    But if he says, "It is the blonde,"

    Then you have time to spare;

    But buy from off the saddler man

    The stoutest cord you see,
    Ride at your ease and say no word,

    But bring it back to me.

    THE ECHO
    (After Heine)

    Through the lonely mountain land

    There rode a cavalier.
    "Oh ride I to my darling's arms,

    Or to the grave so drear?"
    The Echo answered clear,
    "The grave so drear."

    So onward rode the cavalier

    And clouded was his brow.
    "If now my hour be truly come,

    Ah well, it must be now!"
    The Echo answered low,
    "It must be now."

    ADVICE TO A YOUNG AUTHOR

    First begin
    Taking in.
    Cargo stored,
    All aboard,
    Think about
    Giving out.
    Empty ship,
    Useless trip!

    Never strain
    Weary brain,
    Hardly fit,
    Wait a bit!
    After rest
    Comes the best.

    Sitting still,
    Let it fill;
    Never press;
    Nerve stress
    Always shows.
    Nature knows.

    Critics kind,
    Never mind!
    Critics flatter,
    No matter!
    Critics curse,
    None the worse.
    Critics blame,
    All the same!
    _Do your best_.
    Hang the rest!

    A LILT OF THE ROAD

    _Being the doggerel Itinerary of a Holiday
    in September_, 1908

    To St. Albans' town we came;
    Roman Albanus -- hence the name.
    Whose shrine commemorates the faith
    Which led him to a martyr's death.
    A high cathedral marks his grave,
    With noble screen and sculptured nave.
    From thence to Hatfield lay our way,
    Where the proud Cecils held their sway,
    And ruled the country, more or less,
    Since the days of Good Queen Bess.
    Next through Hitchin's Quaker hold
    To Bedford, where in days of old
    John Bunyan, the unorthodox,
    Did a deal in local stocks.
    Then from Bedford's peaceful nook
    Our pilgrim's progress still we took
    Until we slackened up our pace
    In Saint Neots' market-place.

    Next day, the motor flying fast,
    Through Newark, Tuxford, Retford

    passed,
    Until at Doncaster we found
    That we had crossed broad Yorkshire's

    bound.
    Northward and ever North we pressed,
    The Brontë Country to our West.
    Still on we flew without a wait,
    Skirting the edge of Harrowgate,
    And through a wild and dark ravine,
    As bleak a pass as we have seen,
    Until we slowly circled down
    And settled into Settle town.

    On Sunday, in the pouring rain,
    We started on our way again.
    Through Kirkby Lonsdale on we drove,
    The weary rain-clouds still above,
    Until at last at Windermere
    We felt our final port was near,
    Thence the lake with wooded beach
    Stretches far as eye can reach.
    There above its shining breast
    We enjoyed our welcome rest.
    Tuesday saw us -- still in rain --
    Buzzing on our road again.

    Rydal first, the smallest lake,
    Famous for great Wordsworth's sake;
    Grasmere next appeared in sight,
    Grim Helvellyn on the right,
    Till we made our downward way
    To the streets of Keswick gray.
    Then amid a weary waste
    On to Penrith Town we raced,
    And for many a flying mile,
    Past the ramparts of Carlisle,
    Till we crossed the border line
    Of the land of Auld lang syne.
    Here we paused at Gretna Green,
    Where many curious things were seen
    At the grimy blacksmith's shop,
    Where flying couples used to stop
    And forge within the smithy door
    The chain which lasts for evermore.

    They'd soon be back again, I think,
    If blacksmith's skill could break the link.
    Ecclefechan held us next,
    Where old Tom Carlyle was vexed
    By the clamour and the strife
    Of this strange and varied life.
    We saw his pipe, we saw his hat,
    We saw the stone on which he sat.
    The solid stone is resting there,
    But where the sitter? Where, oh! where?

    Over a dreary wilderness
    We had to take our path by guess,
    For Scotland's glories don't include
    The use of signs to mark the road.
    For forty miles the way ran steep
    Over bleak hills with scattered sheep,
    Until at last, 'neath gloomy skies,
    We saw the stately towers rise
    Where noble Edinburgh lies --
    No city fairer or more grand
    Has ever sprung from human hand.
    But I must add (the more's the pity)
    That though in fair Dunedin's city
    Scotland's taste is quite delightful,
    The smaller Scottish towns are frightful.

    When in other lands I roam
    And sing "There is no place like home."
    In this respect I must confess
    That no place has its ugliness.
    Here on my mother's granite breast
    We settled down and took our rest.
    On Saturday we ventured forth
    To push our journey to the North.

    Past Linlithgow first we sped,
    Where the Palace rears its head,
    Then on by Falkirk, till we pass
    The famous valley and morass
    Known as Bannockburn in story,
    Brightest scene of Scottish glory.
    On pleasure and instruction bent
    We made the Stirling hill ascent,
    And saw the wondrous vale beneath,
    The lovely valley of Monteith,
    Stretching under sunlit skies
    To where the Trossach hills arise.
    Thence we turned our willing car
    Westward ho! to Callander,
    Where childish memories awoke
    In the wood of ash and oak,
    Where in days so long gone by
    I heard the woodland pigeons cry,
    And, consternation in my face,
    Legged it to some safer place.

    Next morning first we viewed a mound,
    Memorial of some saint renowned,
    And then the mouldered ditch and ramp
    Which marked an ancient Roman camp.
    Then past Lubnaig on we went,
    Gazed on Ben Ledi's steep ascent,
    And passed by lovely stream and valley
    Through Dochart Glen to reach Dalmally,
    Where on a rough and winding track
    We wished ourselves in safety back;
    Till on our left we gladly saw
    The spreading waters of Loch Awe,
    And still more gladly -- truth to tell --
    A very up-to-date hotel,
    With Conan's church within its ground,
    Which gave it quite a homely sound.
    Thither we came upon the Sunday,
    Viewed Kilchurn Castle on the Monday,
    And Tuesday saw us sally forth
    Bound for Oban and the North.

    We came to Oban in the rain,
    I need not mention it again,
    For you may take it as a fact
    That in that Western Highland tract
    It sometimes spouts and sometimes drops,
    But never, never, never stops.
    From Oban on we thought it well
    To take the steamer for a spell.
    But ere the motor went aboard
    The Pass of Melfort we explored.
    A lovelier vale, more full of peace,
    Was never seen in classic Greece;
    A wondrous gateway, reft and torn,
    To open out the land of Lome.
    Leading on for many a mile
    To the kingdom of Argyle.

    Wednesday saw us on our way
    Steaming out from Oban Bay,
    (Lord, it was a fearsome day!)
    To right and left we looked upon
    All the lands of Stevenson --
    Moidart, Morven, and Ardgour,
    Ardshiel, Appin, and Mamore --
    If their tale you wish to learn
    Then to "Kidnapped" you must turn.
    Strange that one man's eager brain
    Can make those dead lands live again!
    From the deck we saw Glencoe,
    Where upon that night of woe
    William's men did such a deed
    As even now we blush to read.

    Ben Nevis towered on our right,
    The clouds concealed it from our sight,
    But it was comforting to say
    That over there Ben Nevis lay'.
    Finally we made the land
    At Fort William's sloping strand,
    And in our car away we went
    Along that lasting monument,
    The good broad causeway which was made
    By King George's General Wade.
    He built a splendid road, no doubt,
    Alas! he left the sign-posts out.

    And so we wandered, sad to say,
    Far from our appointed way,
    Till twenty mile of rugged track
    In a circle brought us back.

    Ben Nevis towered on our right,
    The clouds concealed it from our sight,
    But it was comforting to say
    That over there Ben Nevis lay.
    Finally we made the land
    At Fort William's sloping strand,
    And in our car away we went
    Along that lasting monument,
    The good broad causeway which was made
    By King George's General Wade.

    He built a splendid road, no doubt,
    Alas! he left the sign-posts out.
    And so we wandered, sad to say,
    Far from our appointed way,
    Till twenty mile of rugged track
    In a circle brought us back.
    But the incident we viewed
    In a philosophic mood.
    Tired and hungry but serene
    We settled at the Bridge of Spean.

    Our journey now we onward press
    Toward the town of Inverness,
    Through a country all alive
    With memories of "forty-five."
    The noble clans once gathered here,
    Where now are only grouse and deer.
    Alas, that men and crops and herds
    Should ever yield their place to birds!
    And that the splendid Highland race
    Be swept aside to give more space
    For forests where the deer may stray
    For some rich owner far away,
    Whose keeper guards the lonely glen
    Which once sent out a hundred men!
    When from Inverness we turned,
    Feeling that a rest was earned.

    We stopped at Nairn, for golf links famed,
    "Scotland's Brighton" it is named,
    Though really, when the phrase we heard,
    It seemed a little bit absurd,
    For Brighton's size compared to Nairn
    Is just a mother to her bairn.
    We halted for a day of rest,
    But took one journey to the West
    To view old Cawdor's tower and moat
    Of which unrivalled Shakespeare wrote,
    Where once Macbeth, the schemer deep,
    Slew royal Duncan in his sleep,
    But actors since avenged his death
    By often murdering Macbeth.
    Hard by we saw the circles gray
    Where Druid priests were wont to pray.

    Three crumbling monuments we found,
    With Stonehenge monoliths around,
    But who had built and who had planned
    We tried in vain to understand,
    As future learned men may search
    The reasons for our village church.
    This was our limit, for next day
    We turned upon, our homeward way,
    Passing first Culloden's plain
    Where the tombstones of the slain
    Loom above the purple heather.
    There the clansmen lie together --
    Men from many an outland skerry,
    Men from Athol and Glengarry,
    Camerons from wild Mamore,
    MacDonalds from the Irish Shore,
    Red MacGregors and McLeods
    With their tartans for their shrouds,
    Menzies, Malcolms from the islands,
    Frasers from the upper Highlands --
    Callous is the passer by
    Who can turn without a sigh
    From the tufts of heather deep
    Where the noble clansmen sleep.
    Now we swiftly made our way
    To Kingussie in Strathspey,
    Skirting many a nameless loch
    As we flew through Badenoch,
    Till at Killiecrankie's Pass,
    Heather changing into grass
    We descended once again
    To the fertile lowland plain,
    And by Perth and old Dunblane
    Reached the banks of Allan Water,
    Famous for the miller's daughter,
    Whence at last we circled back
    Till we crossed our Stirling track.

    So our little journey ended,
    Gladness and instruction blended --
    Not a care to spoil our pleasure,
    Not a thought to break our leisure,
    Drifting on from Sussex hedges
    Up through Yorkshire's fells and ledges
    Past the deserts and morasses
    Of the dreary Border passes,
    Through the scenes of Scottish story
    Past the fields of battles gory.

    In the future it will seem
    To have been a happy dream,
    But unless my hopes are vain
    We may dream it soon again.

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