Enfield: "I was coming
home from some place at the end of the world, about three o'clock
of a black winter morning, and my way lay through a part of town
where there was literally nothing to be seen but lamps. Street
after street and all the folks asleep—street after street, all
lighted up as if for a procession and all as empty as a church—
till at last I got into that state of mind when a man listens and
listens and begins to long for the sight of a policeman. All at
once, I saw two figures: one a little man who was stumping along
eastward at a good walk, and the other a girl of maybe eight or ten
who was running as hard as she was able down a cross street. Well,
sir, the two ran into one another naturally enough at the corner;
and then came the horrible part of the thing; for the man trampled
calmly over the child's body and left her screaming on the ground.
It sounds nothing to hear, but it was hellish to see. It wasn't
like a man; it was like some damned Juggernaut. I gave a few
halloa, took to my heels, collared my gentleman, and brought him
back to where there was already quite a group about the screaming
child. He was perfectly cool and made no resistance, but gave me
one look, so ugly that it brought out the sweat on me like running.
The people who had turned out were the girl's own family; and
pretty soon, the doctor, for whom she had been sent put in his
appearance. Well, the child was not much the worse, more
frightened, according to the Sawbones; and there you might have
supposed would be an end to it. But there was one curious
circumstance. I had taken a loathing to my gentleman at first
sight. So had the child's family, which was only natural. But the
doctor's case was what struck me. He was the usual cut and dry
apothecary, of no particular age and colour, with a strong
Edinburgh accent and about as emotional as a bagpipe. Well, sir, he
was like the rest of us; every time he looked at my prisoner, I saw
that Sawbones turn sick and white with desire to kill him. I knew
what was in his mind, just as he knew what was in mine; and killing
being out of the question, we did the next best. We told the man we
could and would make such a scandal out of this as should make his
name stink from one end of London to the other. If he had any
friends or any credit, we undertook that he should lose them. And
all the time, as we were pitching it in red hot, we were keeping
the women off him as best we could for they were as wild as
harpies. I never saw a circle of such hateful faces; and there was
the man in the middle, with a kind of black sneering
coolness—frightened too, I could see that—but carrying it off, sir,
really like Satan. `If you choose to make capital out of this
accident,' said he, `I am naturally helpless. No gentleman but
wishes to avoid a scene,' says he. `Name your figure.' Well, we
screwed him up to a hundred pounds for the child's family; he would
have clearly liked to stick out; but there was something about the
lot of us that meant mischief, and at last he struck. The next
thing was to get the money; and where do you think he carried us
but to that place with the door?—whipped out a key, went in, and
presently came back with the matter of ten pounds in gold and a
cheque for the balance on Coutts's, drawn payable to bearer and
signed with a name that I can't mention, though it's one of the
points of my story, but it was a name at least very well known and
often printed. The figure was stiff; but the signature was good for
more than that if it was only genuine. I took the liberty of
pointing out to my gentleman that the whole business looked
apocryphal, and that a man does not, in real life, walk into a
cellar door at four in the morning and come out with another man's
cheque for close upon a hundred pounds. But he was quite easy and
sneering. `Set your mind at rest,' says he, `I will stay with you
till the banks open and cash the cheque myself.' So we all set of,
the doctor, and the child's father, and our friend and myself, and
passed the rest of the night in my chambers; and next day, when we
had breakfasted, went in a body to the bank. I gave in the cheque
myself, and said I had every reason to believe it was a forgery.
Not a bit of it. The cheque was genuine."
"Tut-tut," said Mr. Utterson.
"I see you feel as I do," said Mr.
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