They lived well in this land of plenty. "T'ink of de poor dogfaces back at base," said Shrimp, "eatin' canned hash an' spam."
"And drinking that goddam G-I coffee," said Bubonovitch. "It always made me think of one of Alexander Woolcott's first lines in The Man Who Came to Dinner."
"I'll trade places with any dogface right now," said Jerry.
"What's a dogface?" asked Corrie.
"Well, I guess originally it was supposed to mean a doughboy; but now it sort of means any enlisted man, more specifically a private."
"Any G-I Joe," said Shrimp.
"What a strange language!" said Corrie. "And I thought I understood English."
"It isn't English," said Tarzan. "It's American. It's a young and virile language. I like it."
"But what is a doughboy? And a G-I Joe?"
"A doughboy is an infantryman. A G-I Joe is an American soldier-Government Issue. Stick with us, Corrie, and we'll improve your American and ruin your English," concluded Jerry.
"If you will pay special attention to Sergeant Rosetti's conversation they will both be ruined," said Bubonovitch.
"Wot's wrong wit my American, wise guy?" demanded Shrimp.
"I think Sergeant Shrimp is cute," said Corrie.
Rosetti flushed violently. "Take a bow, cutie," said Bubonovitch.
Shrimp grinned. He was used to being ribbed, and he never got mad, although sometimes he pretended to be. "I ain't heard no one callin' you cute, you big cow," he said, and he felt that with that come-back his honor had been satisfied.
BEFORE supper, Tarzan had cut two large slabs of bark from a huge tree in the forest. The slabs were fully an inch thick, tough and strong. From them he cut two disks, as nearly sixteen and a half inches in diameter as he could calculate. In about one half of the periphery of each disk he cut six deep notches, leaving five protuberances between them.
After supper, Jerry and the others, sitting around the fire, watched him. "Now what the heck are those for?" asked the pilot. "They looked like round, flat feet with five toes."
"Thank you," said Tarzan. "I didn't realize that I was such a good sculptor. These are to deceive the enemy. I have no doubt but that that old villain will return with Japs just as quickly as he can. Now those natives must be good trackers, and they must be very familiar with our spoor, for they followed it here. Our homemade sandals would identify
our spoor to even the stupidest tracker. So we must obliterate it.
"First we will go into the forest in a direction different from the one we intend taking, and we will leave spoor that will immediately identify our party. Then we will cut back to camp through the undergrowth where we can walk without leaving footprints, and start out on the trail we intend taking. Three of us will walk in single file, each stepping exactly in the footprints of the man ahead of him. I will carry Cor-rie. It would tire her to take a man's stride. Bubonovitch will bring up the rear, wearing one of these strapped to each foot. With one of them he will step on each and every footprint that we have made. He will have to do a considerable split to walk with these on, but he is a big man with long legs.
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