'And she could not be five minutes
in your grace's company before she would tell you, that she was
HENGLISH, born in HOXFORDSHIRE.'
'She must be a vastly amusing personage. I should like to meet
her, if one could see and hear her incog.,' said the duchess. 'And
Lord Clonbrony, what is he?'
'Nothing, nobody,' said Mrs. Dareville; 'one never even hears of
him.'
'A tribe of daughters, too, I suppose?'
'No, no,' said Lady Langdale, 'daughters would be past all
endurance.'
'There's a cousin, though, a Grace Nugent,' said Mrs. Dareville,
'that Lady Clonbrony has with her.'
'Best part of her, too,' said Colonel Heathcock; 'd-d fine
girl!—never saw her look better than at the opera to-night!'
'Fine COMPLEXION! as Lady Clonbrony says, when she means a high
colour,' said Lady Langdale.
'Grace Nugent is not a lady's beauty,' said Mrs. Dareville. 'Has
she any fortune, colonel?'
''Pon honour, don't know,' said the colonel.
'There's a son, somewhere, is not there?' said Lady
Langdale.
'Don't know, 'pon honour,' replied the colonel.
'Yes—at Cambridge—not of age yet,' said Mrs. Dareville. 'Bless
me! here is Lady Clonbrony come back. I thought she was gone half
an hour ago!'
'Mamma,' whispered one of Lady Langdale's daughters, leaning
between her mother and Mrs. Dareville, 'who is that gentleman that
passed us just now?'
'Which way?'
'Towards the door. There now, mamma, you can see him. He is
speaking to Lady Clonbrony—to Miss Nugent. Now Lady Clonbrony is
introducing him to Miss Broadhurst.'
'I see him now,' said Lady Langdale, examining him through her
glass; 'a very gentlemanlike-looking young man, indeed.'
'Not an Irishman, I am sure, by his manner,' said her grace.
'Heathcock!' said Lady Langdale, 'who is Miss Broadhurst talking
to?'
'Eh! now really—'pon honour—don't know,' replied Heathcock.
'And yet he certainly looks like somebody one certainly should
know,' pursued Lady Langdale, 'though I don't recollect seeing him
anywhere before.'
'Really now!' was all the satisfaction she could gain from the
insensible, immovable colonel. However, her ladyship, after sending
a whisper along the line, gained the desired information, that the
young gentleman was Lord Colambre, son, only son, of Lord and Lady
Clonbrony—that he was just come from Cambridge—that he was not yet
of age—that he would be of age within a year—that he would then,
after the death of somebody, come into possession of a fine estate,
by the mother's side 'and therefore, Cat'rine, my dear,' said she,
turning round to the daughter, who had first pointed him out, 'you
understand, we should never talk about other people's affairs.'
'No, mamma, never. I hope to goodness, mamma, Lord Colambre did
not hear what you and Mrs. Dareville were saying!'
'How could he, child? He was quite at the other end of the
world.'
'I beg your pardon, ma'am, he was at my elbow, close behind us;
but I never thought about him till I heard somebody say, "My
lord—"'
'Good heavens! I hope he didn't hear.'
'But, for my part, I said nothing,' cried Lady Langdale.
'And for my part, I said nothing but what everybody knows!'
cried Mrs. Dareville.
'And for my part, I am guilty only of hearing,' said the
duchess. 'Do, pray, Colonel Heathcock, have the goodness to see
what my people are about, and what chance we have of getting away
to-night.'
'The Duchess of Torcaster's carriage stops the way!'—a joyful
sound to Colonel Heathcock and to her grace, and not less
agreeable, at this instant, to Lady Langdale, who, the moment she
was disembarrassed of the duchess, pressed through the crowd to
Lady Clonbrony, and, addressing her with smiles and complacency,
was 'charmed to have a little moment to speak to her—could NOT
sooner get through the crowd—would certainly do herself the honour
to be at her ladyship's gala on Wednesday.' While Lady Langdale
spoke, she never seemed to see or think of anybody but Lady
Clonbrony, though, all the time, she was intent upon every motion
of Lord Colambre, and, whilst she was obliged to listen with a face
of sympathy to a long complaint of Lady Clonbrony's, about Mr.
Soho's want of taste in ottomans, she was vexed to perceive that
his lordship showed no desire to be introduced to her, or to her
daughters; but, on the contrary, was standing talking to Miss
Nugent. His mother, at the end of her speech, looked round for
Colambre called him twice before he heard—introduced him to Lady
Langdale, and to Lady Cat'rine, and Lady Anne—, and to Mrs.
Dareville; to all of whom he bowed with an air of proud coldness,
which gave them reason to regret that their remarks upon his mother
and his family had not been made SOTTO VOCE.
'Lady Langdale's carriage stops the way!' Lord Colambre made no
offer of his services, notwithstanding a look from his mother.
Incapable of the meanness of voluntarily listening to a
conversation not intended for him to hear, he had, however, been
compelled, by the pressure of the crowd, to remain a few minutes
stationary, where he could not avoid hearing the remarks of the
fashionable friends. Disdaining dissimulation, he made no attempt
to conceal his displeasure. Perhaps his vexation was increased by
his consciousness that there was some mixture of truth in their
sarcasms. He was sensible that his mother, in some points—her
manners, for instance—was obvious to ridicule and satire. In Lady
Clonbrony's address there was a mixture of constraint, affectation,
and indecision, unusual in a person of her birth, rank, and
knowledge of the world. A natural and unnatural manner seemed
struggling in all her gestures, and in every syllable that she
articulated—a naturally free, familiar, good-natured, precipitate,
Irish manner, had been schooled, and schooled late in life, into a
sober, cold, still, stiff deportment, which she mistook for
English. A strong, Hibernian accent, she had, with infinite
difficulty, changed into an English tone. Mistaking reverse of
wrong for right, she caricatured the English pronunciation; and the
extraordinary precision of her London phraseology betrayed her not
to be a Londoner, as the man, who strove to pass for an Athenian,
was detected by his Attic dialect. Not aware of her real danger,
Lady Clonbrony was, on the opposite side, in continual
apprehension, every time she opened her lips, lest some treacherous
A or E, some strong R, some puzzling aspirate, or non-aspirate,
some unguarded note, interrogative or expostulatory, should betray
her to be an Irishwoman. Mrs. Dareville had, in her mimickry,
perhaps a little exaggerated as to the TEEBLES and CHEERS, but
still the general likeness of the representation of Lady Clonbrony
was strong enough to strike and vex her son.
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