I rang the bell, and was shown up to the chamber
which had formerly been in part my own.
His manner was not effusive. It seldom was; but he was glad, I think, to
see me. With hardly a word spoken, but with a kindly eye, he waved me to
an armchair, threw across his case of cigars, and indicated a spirit case and
a gasogene in the corner. Then he stood before the fire, and looked me
over in his singular introspective fashion.
"Wedlock suits you," he remarked. "I think, Watson, that you have put
on seven and a half pounds since I saw you."
"Seven," I answered.
"Indeed, I should have thought a little more. Just a trifle more, I fancy,
Watson. And in practice again, I observe. You did not tell me that you intended
to go into harness."
"Then, how do you know?"
"I see it, I deduce it. How do I know that you have been getting yourself
very wet lately, and that you have a most clumsy and careless servant girl?"
"My dear Holmes," said I, "this is too much. You would certainly have
been burned had you lived a few centuries ago. It is true that I had a country
walk on Thursday and came home in a dreadful mess; but, as I have
changed my clothes, I can't imagine how you deduce it. As to Mary Jane,
she is incorrigible, and my wife has given her notice; but there again I fail
to see how you work it out."
He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long nervous hands together.
"It is simplicity itself," said he; "my eyes tell me that on the inside of
your left shoe, just where the firelight strikes it, the leather is scored by six
almost parallel cuts. Obviously they have been caused by someone who
has very carelessly scraped round the edges of the sole in order to remove
crusted mud from it. Hence, you see, my double deduction that you had
been out in vile weather, and that you had a particularly malignant boot-slitting
specimen of the London slavey. As to your practice, if a gentleman
walks into my rooms smelling of iodoform, with a black mark of
nitrate of silver upon his right fore-finger, and a bulge on the side of his
top-hat to show where he has secreted his stethoscope, I must be dull indeed
if I do not pronounce him to be an active member of the medical
profession."
I could not help laughing at the ease with which he explained his
process of deduction. "When I hear you give your reasons," I remarked,
"the thing always appears to me to be so ridiculously simple that I could
easily do it myself, though at each successive instance of your reasoning
I am baffled, until you explain your process. And yet I believe that my
eyes are as good as yours."
"Quite so," he answered, lighting a cigarette, and throwing himself
down into an armchair. "You see, but you do not observe. The distinction
is clear. For example, you have frequently seen the steps which lead up
from the hall to this room."
"Frequently."
"How often?"
"Well, some hundreds of times."
"Then how many are there?"
"How many! I don't know."
"Quite so! You have not observed. And yet you have seen. That is just
my point. Now, I know that there are seventeen steps, because I have both
seen and observed. By the way, since you are interested in these little
problems, and since you are good enough to chronicle one or two of my
trifling experiences, you may be interested in this." He threw over a sheet
of thick pink-tinted notepaper which had been lying open upon the table.
"It came by the last post," said he. "Read it aloud."
The note was undated, and without either signature or address.
"There will call upon you to-night, at a quarter to eight o'clock," it
said, "a gentleman who desires to consult you upon a matter of the very
deepest moment. Your recent services to one of the Royal Houses of Europe
have shown that you are one who may safely be trusted with matters
which are of an importance which can hardly be exaggerated. This account
of you we have from all quarters received. Be in your chamber then
at that hour, and do not take it amiss if your visitor wear a mask."
"This is indeed a mystery," I remarked. "What do you imagine that it
means?"
"I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has
data.
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