Monica, John,' she cried, 'and half a sovereign if
you reach it in twenty minutes.'
"This was quite too good to lose, Watson. I was just balancing whether
I should run for it, or whether I should perch behind her landau, when a
cab came through the street. The driver looked twice at such a shabby
fare; but I jumped in before he could object. 'The Church of St. Monica,'
said I, 'and half a sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes.' It was
twenty-five minutes to twelve, and of course it was clear enough what was
in the wind.
"My cabby drove fast. I don't think I ever drove faster, but the others
were there before us. The cab and the landau with their steaming horses
were in front of the door when I arrived. I paid the man, and hurried into
the church. There was not a soul there save the two whom I had followed
and a surpliced clergyman, who seemed to be expostulating with them.
They were all three standing in a knot in front of the altar. I lounged up
the side aisle like any other idler who has dropped into a church. Suddenly,
to my surprise, the three at the altar faced round to me, and Godfrey
Norton came running as hard as he could towards me."
"Thank God!" he cried. "You'll do. Come! Come!"
"What then?" I asked.
"Come man, come, only three minutes, or it won't be legal."
I was half dragged up to the altar, and before I knew where I was, I
found myself mumbling responses which were whispered in my ear, and
vouching for things of which I knew nothing, and generally assisting in
the secure tying up of Irene Adler, spinster, to Godfrey Norton, bachelor.
It was all done in an instant, and there was the gentleman thanking me on
the one side and the lady on the other, while the clergyman beamed on
me in front. It was the most preposterous position in which I ever found
myself in my life, and it was the thought of it that started me laughing just
now. It seems that there had been some informality about their licence,
that the clergyman absolutely refused to marry them without a witness of
some sort, and that my lucky appearance saved the bridegroom from having
to sally out into the streets in search of a best man. The bride gave me
a sovereign, and I mean to wear it on my watch chain in memory of the
occasion."
"This is a very unexpected turn of affairs," said I; "and what then?"
"Well, I found my plans very seriously menaced. It looked as if the pair
might take an immediate departure, and so necessitate very prompt and
energetic measures on my part. At the church door, however, they separated,
he driving back to the Temple, and she to her own house. 'I shall
drive out in the Park at five as usual,' she said as she left him. I heard no
more. They drove away in different directions, and I went off to make my
own arrangements."
"Which are?"
"Some cold beef and a glass of beer," he answered, ringing the bell. "I
have been too busy to think of food, and I am likely to be busier still this
evening. By the way, Doctor, I shall want your co-operation."
"I shall be delighted."
"You don't mind breaking the law?"
"Not in the least."
"Nor running a chance of arrest?"
"Not in a good cause."
"Oh, the cause is excellent!"
"Then I am your man."
"I was sure that I might rely on you."
"But what is it you wish?"
"When Mrs. Turner has brought in the tray I will make it clear to you.
Now," he said, as he turned hungrily on the simple fare that our landlady
had provided, "I must discuss it while I eat, for I have not much time. It is
nearly five now. In two hours we must be on the scene of action. Miss
Irene, or Madame, rather, returns from her drive at seven. We must be at
Briony Lodge to meet her."
"And what then?"
"You must leave that to me. I have already arranged what is to occur.
There is only one point on which I must insist. You must not interfere,
come what may.
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