The Best of Archy and Mehitabel


EVERYMAN’S LIBRARY
POCKET POETS

THIS IS A BORZOI BOOK

PUBLISHED BY ALFRED A. KNOPF

This selection first published in Everyman’s Library, 2011
Copyright © 2011 by Everyman’s Library

US copyright information:
Copyright © 1927, 1930, 1933, 1935, 1950 by Doubleday, a division of Random House, Inc.
Copyright © 1923, 1924, 1925, 1934 by New York Tribune, Inc.
Copyright © 1925, 1926, 1933, 1934 by P. F. Collier and Son, Co.
Copyright © 1928, 1932, 1933 by Don Marquis

UK copyright information:
© Don Marquis. Originally published in the UK by
Faber & Faber in 1934.

All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Alfred A. Knopf, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, and in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto. Distributed by Random House, Inc., New York. Published in the United Kingdom by Everyman’s Library, Northburgh House, 10 Northburgh Street, London EC1V 0AT. Distributed by Random House (UK) Ltd.

US website: www.randomhouse.com/everymans

eISBN: 978-0-307-82836-1

A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Marquis, Don, 1878–1937.
The best of Archy and Mehitabel / by Don Marquis.
p. cm.—(Everyman’s library pocket poets)
“This is a Borzoi book.”
1. Archy (Fictitious character)—Poetry. 2. Mehitabel (Fictitious character)—Poetry. 3. Cockroaches—Poetry. 4. Cats—Poetry. I. Title.

PS3525.A67A6 2011
811′.52—dc23

2011023498

Typography by Peter B. Willberg
Typeset in the UK by AccComputing, North Barrow, Somerset
Printed and bound in Germany by GGP Media GmbH, Pössneck

v3.1

contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

introduction by E. B. White

dedication

the coming of archy

mehitabel was once cleopatra

the song of mehitabel

mehitabel s extensive past

archy interviews a pharaoh

a spider and a fly

the merry flea

warty bliggens, the toad

mehitabel has an adventure

the wail of archy

mehitabel and her kittens

cheerio, my deario

the lesson of the moth

pete the parrot and shakespeare

archy confesses

the old trouper

ghosts

unjust

mehitabel meets an affinity

mehitabel sees paris

the return of archy

archy protests

CAPITALS AT LAST

the stuff of literature

quote and only man is vile quote

mehitabel s morals

cream de la cream

mehitabel tries companionate marriage

archy turns revolutionist

as it looks to archy

archy a low brow

ballade of the under side

archy wants to end it all

archygrams

the artist always pays

why the earth is round

poets

at the zoo

confessions of a glutton

literary jealousy

pete s theology

pete petitions

a radical flea

archy and the labor troubles

economic

takes talent

comforting thoughts

inspiration

a close call

immorality

archy reports

the demon rum

ancient lineage

the artist

destiny

a discussion

short course in natural history

archy protests

mehitabel sees it through

mehitabel meets her mate

mehitabel pulls a party

not any proof

statesmanship

the author s desk

what the ants are saying

introduction
BY E. B. WHITE

When the publisher asked me to write a few introductory remarks about Don Marquis for this new edition* of archy and mehitabel, he said in his letter: “The sales of this particular volume have been really astounding.”

They do not astound me. Among books of humor by American authors, there are only a handful that rest solidly on the shelf. This book about Archy and Mehitabel, hammered out at such awful cost by the bug hurling himself at the keys, is one of those books. It is funny, it is wise, it is tender, and it is tough. The sales do not astound me; only the author astounds me, for I know (or think I do) at what cost Don Marquis produced these gaudy and irreverent tales. He was the sort of poet who does not create easily; he was left unsatisfied and gloomy by what he produced; day and night he felt the juices squeezed out of him by the merciless demands of daily newspaper work; he was never quite certified by intellectuals and serious critics of belles lettres.