B. White

dedication

the coming of archy

mehitabel was once cleopatra

the song of mehitabel

mehitabel s extensive past

archy interviews a pharaoh

a spider and a fly

the merry flea

warty bliggens, the toad

mehitabel has an adventure

the wail of archy

mehitabel and her kittens

cheerio, my deario

the lesson of the moth

pete the parrot and shakespeare

archy confesses

the old trouper

ghosts

unjust

mehitabel meets an affinity

mehitabel sees paris

the return of archy

archy protests

CAPITALS AT LAST

the stuff of literature

quote and only man is vile quote

mehitabel s morals

cream de la cream

mehitabel tries companionate marriage

archy turns revolutionist

as it looks to archy

archy a low brow

ballade of the under side

archy wants to end it all

archygrams

the artist always pays

why the earth is round

poets

at the zoo

confessions of a glutton

literary jealousy

pete s theology

pete petitions

a radical flea

archy and the labor troubles

economic

takes talent

comforting thoughts

inspiration

a close call

immorality

archy reports

the demon rum

ancient lineage

the artist

destiny

a discussion

short course in natural history

archy protests

mehitabel sees it through

mehitabel meets her mate

mehitabel pulls a party

not any proof

statesmanship

the author s desk

what the ants are saying

introduction
BY E. B. WHITE

When the publisher asked me to write a few introductory remarks about Don Marquis for this new edition* of archy and mehitabel, he said in his letter: “The sales of this particular volume have been really astounding.”

They do not astound me. Among books of humor by American authors, there are only a handful that rest solidly on the shelf. This book about Archy and Mehitabel, hammered out at such awful cost by the bug hurling himself at the keys, is one of those books. It is funny, it is wise, it is tender, and it is tough. The sales do not astound me; only the author astounds me, for I know (or think I do) at what cost Don Marquis produced these gaudy and irreverent tales. He was the sort of poet who does not create easily; he was left unsatisfied and gloomy by what he produced; day and night he felt the juices squeezed out of him by the merciless demands of daily newspaper work; he was never quite certified by intellectuals and serious critics of belles lettres. He ended in an exhausted condition – his money gone, his strength gone. Describing the coming of Archy in the Sun Dial column of the New York Sun one afternoon in 1916, he wrote: “After about an hour of this frightfully difficult literary labor he fell to the floor exhausted, and we saw him creep feebly into a nest of the poems which are always there in profusion.” In that sentence Don Marquis was writing his own obituary notice. After about a lifetime of frightfully difficult literary labor keeping newspapers supplied with copy, he fell exhausted.

I feel obliged, before going any further, to dispose of one troublesome matter. The reader will have perhaps noticed that I am capitalizing the name Archy and the name Mehitabel. I mention this because the capitalization of Archy is considered the unforgivable sin by a whole raft of old Sun Dial fans who have somehow nursed the illogical idea that because Don Marquis’s cockroach was incapable of operating the shift key of a typewriter, nobody else could operate it. This is preposterous. Archy himself wished to be capitalized – he was no e. e. cummings. In fact he once flirted with the idea of writing the story of his life all in capital letters, if he could get somebody to lock the shift key for him. Furthermore, I capitalize Archy on the highest authority: wherever in his columns Don Marquis referred to his hero, Archy was capitalized by the boss himself. What higher authority can you ask?

The device of having a cockroach leave messages in his typewriter in the Sun office was a lucky accident and a happy solution for an acute problem. Marquis did not have the patience to adjust himself easily and comfortably to the rigors of daily columning, and he did not go about it in the steady, conscientious way that (for example) his contemporary Franklin P. Adams did. Consequently Marquis was always hard up for stuff to fill his space. Adams was a great editor, an insatiable proof-reader, a good make-up man. Marquis was none of these. Adams, operating his Conning Tower in the World, moved in the commodious margins of column-and-a-half width and built up a reliable stable of contributors. Marquis, cramped by single-column width, produced his column largely without outside assistance. He never assembled a hard-hitting bunch of contributors and never tried to. He was impatient of hard work and humdrum restrictions, yet expression was the need of his soul.