She had brought up eleven
children and two husbands there. She had coddled thirty-five grandchildren there,
and given instruction to some half-dozen daughters-in-law. She had known midnights
when she could scarcely move in that residence without disturbing somebody asleep.
Now she was alone in it. She never left it, except to fetch water from the pump in
the square. She had seen a lot of life, and she was tired.
Denry came unceremoniously in, smiling
gaily and benevolently, with his bright, optimistic face under his fair brown hair.
He had large and good teeth. He was getting – not stout, but plump.
‘Well, mother!’ he greeted
Mrs Hullins, and sat down on the other chair.
A young fellow obviously at peace with
the world, a young fellow content with himself for the moment. No longer a clerk;
one of the employed; saying ‘sir’ to persons with no more fingers and
toes than he had himself; bound by servile agreement to be in a fixed place at fixed
hours! An independent unit, master of his own time and his own movements! In brief,
a man! The truth was that he earned now in two days a week
slightly more than Mr Duncalf paid him for the labour of five and a half days. His
income, as collector of rents and manager of estates large or small, totalled about
a pound a week. But, he walked forth in the town, smiled, joked, spoke vaguely, and
said, ‘Do you?’ to such a tune that his income might have been
guessed to be anything from ten pounds a week to ten thousand a year. And he had
four days a week in which to excogitate new methods of creating a fortune.
‘I’ve nowt for ye,’
said the old woman, not moving.
‘Come, come, now! That won’t
do,’ said Denry. ‘Have a pinch of my tobacco.’
She accepted a pinch of his tobacco, and
refilled her pipe, and he gave her a match.
‘I’m not going out of this
house without half-a-crown at any rate!’ said Denry, blithely.
And he rolled himself a cigarette,
possibly to keep warm. It was very chilly in the stuffy residence, but the old woman
never shivered. She was one of those old women who seem to wear all the skirts of
all their lives, one over the other.
‘Ye’re here for th’
better part o’ some time, then,’ observed Mrs Hullins, looking facts in
the face. ‘I’ve told you about my son Jack. He’s been playing [out
of work] six weeks. He starts today, and he’ll gi’ me summat
Saturday.’
‘That won’t do,’ said
Denry, curtly and kindly.
He then, with his bluff benevolence,
explained to Mother Hullins that Mrs Codleyn would stand no further increase of
arrears from anybody, that she could not afford to stand any further increase of
arrears, that her tenants were ruining her, and that he himself, with all his cheery
good-will for the rent-paying classes, would be involved in her fall.
‘Six-and-forty years have I been
i’ this ’ere house!’ said Mrs Hullins.
‘Yes, I
know,’ said Denry. ‘And look at what you owe, mother!’
It was with immense good-humoured
kindliness that he invited her attention to what she owed. She tacitly declined to
look at it.
‘Your children ought to keep
you,’ said Denry, upon her silence.
‘Them as is dead,
can’t,’ said Mrs Hullins, ‘and them as is alive has their own to
keep, except Jack.’
‘Well, then, it’s
bailiffs,’ said Denry, but still cheerfully.
‘Nay, nay! Ye’ll none turn
me out.’
Denry threw up his hands, as if to
exclaim: ‘I’ve done all I can, and I’ve given you a pinch of
tobacco. Besides, you oughtn’t to be here alone. You ought to be with one of
your children.’
There was more conversation, which ended
in Denry’s repeating, with sympathetic resignation:
‘No, you’ll have to get out.
It’s bailiffs.’
Immediately afterwards he left the
residence with a bright filial smile. And then, in two minutes, he popped his
cheerful head in at the door again.
‘Look here, mother,’ he
said, ‘I’ll lend you half-a-crown if you like.’
Charity beamed on his face, and
genuinely warmed his heart.
‘But you must pay me something for
the accommodation,’ he added. ‘I can’t do it for nothing. You must
pay me back next week and give me threepence. That’s fair. I couldn’t
bear to see you turned out of your house. Now get your rent-book.’
And he marked half-a-crown as paid in
her greasy, dirty rent-book, and the same in his large book.
‘Eh, you’re a queer
’un, Mester Machin!’ murmured the old woman as he left. He never knew
precisely what she meant. Fifteen – twenty – years later in his career
her intonation of that phrase would recur to him and puzzle him.
On the following Monday everybody in
Chapel Alley and Carpenter’s Square seemed to know that
the inconvenience of bailiffs and eviction could be avoided by arrangement with
Denry the philanthropist. He did quite a business. And having regard to the
fantastic nature of the security, he could not well charge less than threepence a
week for half-a-crown.
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