He had prepared a little list of his own of people who
ought to be invited. Several aldermen had been requested to do the same. There were
thus about half-a-dozen lists to be combined into one. Denry did the combining.
Nothing was easier than to insert the name of E. H. Machin inconspicuously towards
the centre of the list! Nothing was easier than to lose the original lists,
inadvertently, so that if a question arose as to any particular name, the
responsibility for it could not be ascertained without inquiries too delicate to be
made. On Wednesday Denry received a lovely Bristol board, stating in copper-plate
that the Countess desired the pleasure of his company at the ball; and on Thursday
his name was ticked off as one who had accepted.
IV
He had never been to a dance. He had no
dress-suit, and no notion of dancing.
He was a strange, inconsequent mixture
of courage and timidity. You and I are consistent in character; we are either one
thing or the other but Denry Machin had no consistency.
For three days he hesitated, and then,
secretly trembling, he slipped into Shillitoe’s, the young tailor who had
recently set up, and who was gathering together the jeunesse dorée of
the town.
‘I want a dress-suit,’ he
said.
Shillitoe, who knew that Denry only
earned eighteen shillings a week, replied with only superficial politeness that a
dress-suit was out of the question; he had already taken more orders than he could
execute without killing himself. The whole town had uprisen as one man and demanded
a dress-suit.
‘So you’re going to the
ball, are you?’ said Shillitoe, trying to condescend, but, in fact, slightly
impressed.
‘Yes,’ said Denry;
‘are you?’
Shillitoe started and then shook his
head. ‘No time for balls,’ said he.
‘I can get you an invitation, if
you like,’ said Denry, glancing at the door precisely as he had glanced at the
door before adding 2 to 7.
‘Oh!’ Shillitoe cocked his
ears. He was not a native of the town, and had no alderman to protect his legitimate
interests.
To cut a shameful story short, in a week
Denry was being tried on. Shillitoe allowed him two years’ credit.
The prospect of the ball gave an immense
impetus to the study of the art of dancing in Bursley, and so put quite a nice sum
of money into the pocket of Miss Earp, a young mistress in that art. She was the
daughter of a furniture dealer with a passion for the Bankruptcy
Court. Miss Earp’s evening classes were attended by Denry, but none of his
money went into her pocket. She was compensated by an expression of the
Countess’s desire for the pleasure of her company at the ball.
The Countess had aroused Denry’s
interest in women as a sex; Ruth Earp quickened the interest. She was plain, but she
was only twenty-four, and very graceful on her feet. Denry had one or two strictly
private lessons from her in reversing. She said to him one evening, when he was
practising reversing and they were entwined in the attitude prescribed by the latest
fashion: ‘Never mind me! Think about yourself. It’s the same in dancing
as it is in life – the woman’s duty is to adapt herself to the
man.’ He did think about himself. He was thinking about himself in the middle
of the night, and about her too. There had been something in her tone … her
eye … At the final lesson he inquired if she would give him the first waltz at
the ball. She paused, then said yes.
V
On the evening of the ball, Denry spent
at least two hours in the operation which was necessary before he could give the
Countess the pleasure of his company. This operation took place in his minute
bedroom at the back of the cottage in Brougham Street, and it was of a complex
nature. Three weeks ago he had innocently thought that you had only to order a
dress-suit and there you were! He now knew that a dress-suit is merely the beginning
of anxiety. Shirt! Collar! Tie! Studs! Cuff-links! Gloves! Handkerchief! (He was
very glad to learn authoritatively from Shillitoe that handkerchiefs were no longer
worn in the waistcoat opening, and that men who so wore them were barbarians and the
truth was not in them. Thus, an everyday handkerchief would do.)
Boots! … Boots were the rock on which he had struck. Shillitoe, in addition to
being a tailor was a hosier, but by some flaw in the scheme of the universe hosiers
do not sell boots. Except boots, Denry could get all he needed on credit; boots he
could not get on credit, and he could not pay cash for them. Eventually he decided
that his church boots must be dazzled up to the level for this great secular
occasion.
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