The future Kaiser Wilhelm I, regent for his insane brother
King Friedrich Wilhelm IV, seemed to pass his time looking at the
passers-by from the window of his modest palace on the Linden.
German manners, even at Court, were sometimes brutal, and German
thoroughness at school was apt to be routine. Bismarck himself was
then struggling to begin a career against the inertia of the German
system. The condition of Germany was a scandal and nuisance to
every earnest German, all whose energies were turned to reforming
it from top to bottom; and Adams walked into a great public school
to get educated, at precisely the time when the Germans wanted most
to get rid of the education they were forced to follow. As an
episode in the search for education, this adventure smacked of
Heine.
The school system has doubtless changed, and at all
events the schoolmasters are probably long ago dead; the story has
no longer a practical value, and had very little even at the time;
one could at least say in defence of the German school that it was
neither very brutal nor very immoral. The head-master was excellent
in his Prussian way, and the other instructors were not worse than
in other schools; it was their system that struck the systemless
American with horror. The arbitrary training given to the memory
was stupefying; the strain that the memory endured was a form of
torture; and the feats that the boys performed, without complaint,
were pitiable. No other faculty than the memory seemed to be
recognized. Least of all was any use made of reason, either
analytic, synthetic, or dogmatic. The German government did not
encourage reasoning.
All State education is a sort of dynamo machine for
polarizing the popular mind; for turning and holding its lines of
force in the direction supposed to be most effective for State
purposes. The German machine was terribly efficient. Its effect on
the children was pathetic. The Friedrichs-Wilhelm-Werdersches
Gymnasium was an old building in the heart of Berlin which served
the educational needs of the small tradesmen or bourgeoisie of the
neighborhood; the children were Berliner-kinder if ever there were
such, and of a class suspected of sympathy and concern in the
troubles of 1848. None was noble or connected with good society.
Personally they were rather sympathetic than not, but as the
objects of education they were proofs of nearly all the evils that
a bad system could give. Apparently Adams, in his rigidly illogical
pursuit, had at last reached his ideal of a viciously logical
education. The boys' physique showed it first, but their physique
could not be wholly charged to the school. German food was bad at
best, and a diet of sauerkraut, sausage, and beer could never be
good; but it was not the food alone that made their faces white and
their flesh flabby. They never breathed fresh air; they had never
heard of a playground; in all Berlin not a cubic inch of oxygen was
admitted in winter into an inhabited building; in the school every
room was tightly closed and had no ventilation; the air was foul
beyond all decency; but when the American opened a window in the
five minutes between hours, he violated the rules and was
invariably rebuked. As long as cold weather lasted, the windows
were shut. If the boys had a holiday, they were apt to be taken on
long tramps in the Thiergarten or elsewhere, always ending in
over-fatigue, tobacco-smoke, sausages, and beer. With this, they
were required to prepare daily lessons that would have quickly
broken down strong men of a healthy habit, and which they could
learn only because their minds were morbid. The German university
had seemed a failure, but the German high school was something very
near an indictable nuisance.
Before the month of April arrived, the experiment of
German education had reached this point. Nothing was left of it
except the ghost of the Civil Law shut up in the darkest of
closets, never to gibber again before any one who could repeat the
story. The derisive Jew laughter of Heine ran through the
university and everything else in Berlin. Of course, when one is
twenty years old, life is bound to be full, if only of Berlin beer,
although German student life was on the whole the thinnest of beer,
as an American looked on it, but though nothing except small
fragments remained of the education that had been so promising - or
promised - this is only what most often happens in life, when
by-products turn out to be more valuable than staples. The German
university and German law were failures; German society, in an
American sense, did not exist, or if it existed, never showed
itself to an American; the German theatre, on the other hand, was
excellent, and German opera, with the ballet, was almost worth a
journey to Berlin; but the curious and perplexing result of the
total failure of German education was that the student's only clear
gain - his single step to a higher life - came from time wasted;
studies neglected; vices indulged; education reversed; - it came
from the despised beer-garden and music-hall; and it was
accidental, unintended, unforeseen.
When his companions insisted on passing two or three
afternoons in the week at music-halls, drinking beer, smoking
German tobacco, and looking at fat German women knitting, while an
orchestra played dull music, Adams went with them for the sake of
the company, but with no presence of enjoyment; and when Mr.
Apthorp gently protested that he exaggerated his indifference, for
of course he enjoyed Beethoven, Adams replied simply that he
loathed Beethoven; and felt a slight surprise when Mr. Apthorp and
the others laughed as though they thought it humor. He saw no humor
in it. He supposed that, except musicians, every one thought
Beethoven a bore, as every one except mathematicians thought
mathematics a bore. Sitting thus at his beer-table, mentally
impassive, he was one day surprised to notice that his mind
followed the movement of a Sinfonie. He could not have been more
astonished had he suddenly read a new language.
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