All diplomatic agents
are liable to be put, so to speak, in a corner, and are none the
worse for it. Minister Adams had nothing in especial to complain
of; his position was good while it lasted, and he had only the
chances of war to fear. The son had no such compensations. Brought
over in order to help his father, he could conceive no way of
rendering his father help, but he was clear that his father had got
to help him. To him, the Legation was social ostracism, terrible
beyond anything he had known. Entire solitude in the great society
of London was doubly desperate because his duties as private
secretary required him to know everybody and go with his father and
mother everywhere they needed escort. He had no friend, or even
enemy, to tell him to be patient. Had any one done it, he would
surely have broken out with the reply that patience was the last
resource of fools as well as of sages; if he was to help his father
at all, he must do it at once, for his father would never so much
need help again. In fact he never gave his father the smallest
help, unless it were as a footman, clerk, or a companion for the
younger children.
He found himself in a singular situation for one who
was to be useful. As he came to see the situation closer, he began
to doubt whether secretaries were meant to be useful. Wars were too
common in diplomacy to disturb the habits of the diplomat. Most
secretaries detested their chiefs, and wished to be anything but
useful. At the St. James's Club, to which the Minister's son could
go only as an invited guest, the most instructive conversation he
ever heard among the young men of his own age who hung about the
tables, more helpless than himself, was: "Quel chien de pays!" or,
"Que tu es beau aujourd'hui, mon cher!" No one wanted to discuss
affairs; still less to give or get information. That was the affair
of their chiefs, who were also slow to assume work not specially
ordered from their Courts. If the American Minister was in trouble
to-day, the Russian Ambassador was in trouble yesterday, and the
Frenchman would be in trouble to-morrow. It would all come in the
day's work. There was nothing professional in worry. Empires were
always tumbling to pieces and diplomats were always picking them
up.
This was his whole diplomatic education, except that
he found rich veins of jealousy running between every chief and his
staff. His social education was more barren still, and more trying
to his vanity. His little mistakes in etiquette or address made him
writhe with torture. He never forgot the first two or three social
functions he attended: one an afternoon at Miss Burdett Coutts's in
Stratton Place, where he hid himself in the embrasure of a window
and hoped that no one noticed him; another was a garden-party given
by the old anti-slavery Duchess Dowager of Sutherland at Chiswick,
where the American Minister and Mrs. Adams were kept in
conversation by the old Duchess till every one else went away
except the young Duke and his cousins, who set to playing leap-frog
on the lawn. At intervals during the next thirty years Henry Adams
continued to happen upon the Duke, who, singularly enough, was
always playing leap-frog. Still another nightmare he suffered at a
dance given by the old Duchess Dowager of Somerset, a terrible
vision in castanets, who seized him and forced him to perform a
Highland fling before the assembled nobility and gentry, with the
daughter of the Turkish Ambassador for partner. This might seem
humorous to some, but to him the world turned to ashes.
When the end of the season came, the private
secretary had not yet won a private acquaintance, and he hugged
himself in his solitude when the story of the battle of Bull Run
appeared in the Times. He felt only the wish to be more private
than ever, for Bull Run was a worse diplomatic than military
disaster. All this is history and can be read by public schools if
they choose; but the curious and unexpected happened to the
Legation, for the effect of Bull Run on them was almost
strengthening. They no longer felt doubt. For the next year they
went on only from week to week, ready to leave England at once, and
never assuming more than three months for their limit.
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