Every
diplomatist agreed with them, yet the diplomatic standard of trust
seemed to be other than the parliamentarian No professional
diplomatists worried about falsehoods. Words were with them forms
of expression which varied with individuals, but falsehood was more
or less necessary to all. The worst liars were the candid. What
diplomatists wanted to know was the motive that lay beyond the
expression. In the case of Palmerston they were unanimous in
warning new colleagues that they might expect to be sacrificed by
him to any momentary personal object. Every new Minister or
Ambassador at the Court of St. James received this preliminary
lesson that he must, if possible, keep out of Palmerston's reach.
The rule was not secret or merely diplomatic. The Queen herself had
emphatically expressed the same opinion officially. If Palmerston
had an object to gain, he would go down to the House of Commons and
betray or misrepresent a foreign Minister, without concern for his
victim. No one got back on him with a blow equally mischievous -
not even the Queen - for, as old Baron Brunnow described him:
"C'est une peau de rhinocere!" Having gained his point, he laughed,
and his public laughed with him, for the usual British - or
American - public likes to be amused, and thought it very amusing
to see these beribboned and bestarred foreigners caught and tossed
and gored on the horns of this jovial, slashing, devil-may-care
British bull.
Diplomatists have no right to complain of mere lies;
it is their own fault, if, educated as they are, the lies deceive
them; but they complain bitterly of traps. Palmerston was believed
to lay traps. He was the enfant terrible of the British Government.
On the other hand, Lady Palmerston was believed to be good and
loyal. All the diplomats and their wives seemed to think so, and
took their troubles to her, believing that she would try to help
them. For this reason among others, her evenings at home - Saturday
Reviews, they were called - had great vogue. An ignorant young
American could not be expected to explain it. Cambridge House was
no better for entertaining than a score of others. Lady Palmerston
was no longer young or handsome, and could hardly at any age have
been vivacious. The people one met there were never smart and
seldom young; they were largely diplomatic, and diplomats are
commonly dull; they were largely political, and politicians rarely
decorate or beautify an evening party; they were sprinkled with
literary people, who are notoriously unfashionable; the women were
of course ill-dressed and middle-aged; the men looked mostly bored
or out of place; yet, beyond a doubt, Cambridge House was the best,
and perhaps the only political house in London, and its success was
due to Lady Palmerston, who never seemed to make an effort beyond a
friendly recognition. As a lesson in social education, Cambridge
House gave much subject for thought. First or last, one was to know
dozens of statesmen more powerful and more agreeable than Lord
Palmerston; dozens of ladies more beautiful and more painstaking
than Lady Palmerston; but no political house so successful as
Cambridge House. The world never explains such riddles. The
foreigners said only that Lady Palmerston was " sympathique."
The small fry of the Legations were admitted there,
or tolerated, without a further effort to recognize their
existence, but they were pleased because rarely tolerated anywhere
else, and there they could at least stand in a corner and look at a
bishop or even a duke. This was the social diversion of young
Adams. No one knew him - not even the lackeys. The last Saturday
evening he ever attended, he gave his name as usual at the foot of
the staircase, and was rather disturbed to hear it shouted up as
"Mr. Handrew Hadams!" He tried to correct it, and the footman
shouted more loudly: "Mr. Hanthony Hadams!" With some temper he
repeated the correction, and was finally announced as "Mr.
Halexander Hadams," and under this name made his bow for the last
time to Lord Palmerston who certainly knew no better.
Far down the staircase one heard Lord Palmerston's
laugh as he stood at the door receiving his guests, talking
probably to one of his henchmen, Delane, Borthwick, or Hayward, who
were sure to be near. The laugh was singular, mechanical, wooden,
and did not seem to disturb his features. "Ha!. ..
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