The
small eyes looked out on the world with a surprised, yet confident expression,
and there was something unduly familiar about the short legs with their flat
feet. The face was bluish-shaven. Persikov frowned at once.
Creak' ing the screw mercilessly, he
peered at the newcomer over his spectacles, then through them, and barked:
"So you've got a warrant, have you? Where is it then?"
The newcomer was clearly taken aback by what
he saw. In general he was not prone to confusion, but now he was confused.
Judging by his eyes, the thing that impressed him most was the bookcase with
twelve shelves stretching right up to the ceiling and packed full of books.
Then, of course, the chambers which, hell-like, were
flooded with the crimson ray swelling up in the lenses. And Persikov himself in
the semi-darkness by sharp point of the ray falling from the reflector looked
strange and majestic in his revolving chair. The newcomer stared at him with an
expression in which sparks of respect flashed clearly through the
self-assurance, did not hand over any warrant, but said: "I am Alexander
Semyonovich Feight!"
"Well then? So
what?"
"I have been put in charge of the Red Ray
Model State Farm," the newcomer explained.
"So what?"
"And so I have come to see you on secret
business, comrade."
"Well, I wonder what that can be. Put it
briefly, if you don't mind."
The newcomer unbuttoned his jacket and pulled
out some instructions typed on splendid thick paper. He handed the paper to
Persikov, then sat down uninvited on a revolving
stool.
"Don't push the table," said
Persikov with hatred.
The newcomer looked round in alarm at the
table, on the far edge of which a pair of eyes glittered lifelessly like
diamonds in a damp dark opening. They sent shivers down your spine.
No sooner had Persikov read the warrant, than
he jumped up and rushed to the telephone. A few seconds later he was already
saying hastily in a state of extreme irritation:
"Forgive me... I just don't understand...
How can it be? Without my consent or advice... The
devil only knows what he'll do!"
At that point the stranger, highly offended,
spun round on the stool.
"Pardon me, but I'm in charge..." he
began.
But Persikov shook a crooked finger at him and
went on: "Excuse me, but I just don't understand. In fact, I object
categorically. I refuse to sanction any experiments with the eggs... Until I
have tried them myself..."
Something croaked and rattled in the receiver,
and even at a distance it was clear that the indulgent voice on the phone was
talking to a small child. In the end a purple-faced Persikov slammed down the
receiver, shouting over it at the wall:
"I wash my hands of the whole
business!"
Going back to the table, he picked up the
warrant, read it once from top to bottom over his spectacles, then from bottom
to top through them, and suddenly howled:
"Pankrat!"
Pankrat appeared in the doorway as if he had
shot up through the trap-door in an opera. Persikov glared at him and barked:
"Go away, Pankrat!" And Pankrat disappeared, his face not expressing
the slightest surprise.
Then Persikov turned to the newcomer and said:
"I beg your pardon. I will obey. It's none of my business.
And of no interest to
me."
The newcomer was not so much offended as taken
aback.
"Excuse me," he began, "but
comrade..."
"Why do you keep saying comrade all the
time," Persikov muttered, then fell silent.
"Well, I never," was written all
over Feight's face.
"Pard..." "Alright then, here
you are," Persikov interrupted him.
"See this arc lamp. From this you obtain
by moving the eyepiece,"
Persikov clicked the lid of the
chamber, like a camera, "a beam which you can collect by moving the
lenses, number 1 here... and the mirror, number 2." Persikov put the ray
out, then lit it again on the floor of the asbestos
chamber. "And on the floor you can put anything you like and experiment
with it. Extremely simple, is it not?"
Persikov intended to express irony and
contempt, but the newcomer was peering hard at the chamber with shining eyes
and did not notice them.
"Only I warn you," Persikov went on.
"You must not put your hands in the ray, because from my observations it
causes growths of the epithelium.
And whether they are malignant or
not, I unfortunately have not yet had time to establish."
Hereupon the newcomer quickly put his hands
behind his back, dropping his leather cap, and looked at the Professor's hands.
They were stained with iodine, and the right hand was bandaged at the wrist.
"But what about you,
Professor?"
"You can buy rubber gloves at Schwabe's
on Kuznetsky," the Professor replied irritably. "I'm not obliged to
worry about that"
At this point Persikov stared hard at the
newcomer as if through a microscope.
"Where are you from? And why have
you..."
Feight took offence at last.
"Pard..."
"But a person should know what he's
doing! Why have you latched on to this ray?"
"Because it's a matter of the greatest
importance..."
"Hm. The greatest importance? In that case...
Pankrat!"
And when Pankrat appeared:
"Wait a minute, I must think." " Pankrat dutifully disappeared again.
"There's one thing I can't
understand," said Persikov. "Why the need for all
this speed and secrecy?"
"You've got me all muddled up.
Professor," Feight replied. "You know there's not a single chicken
left in the whole country."
"Well, what of it?" Persikov howled.
"Surely you're not going to try and resurrect them all at the drop of a
hat, are you? And why do you need this ray which hasn't been properly studied
yet?"
"Comrade Professor," Feight replied,
"you've got me all muddled, honest you have. I'm telling you that we must
put poultry-keeping back on its feet again, because they're writing all sorts
of rotten things about us abroad.
Yes."
"Well, let them..."
"Tut-tut," Feight replied
enigmatically, shaking his head.
"Who on earth, I should like to know,
would ever think of using the ray to hatch chickens..."
"Me," said Feight.
"Oh, I see. And why, if
you don't mind my asking? How did you find out about the properties of
the ray?"
"I was at your lecture, Professor."
"But I haven't done anything with the
eggs yet! I'm only planning to!"
"It'll work alright, honest it
will," said Feight suddenly with great conviction. "Your ray's so
famous it could hatch elephants, not only chickens."
"Now listen here," Persikov said.
"You're not a zoologist, are you?
That's a pity. You would make a very
bold experimenter. Yes, only you risk ...
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