But neither you nor I can say precisely what sort of chickens they
will be. They may be of no earthly use to anyone. They may die after a day or
two. Or they may be inedible. And can I even guarantee that they'll be able to
stand up. Perhaps they'll have brittle bones." Persikov got excited, waved
his hand and crooked his fingers.
"Quite so," Ivanov agreed.
"Can you guarantee, Pyotr Stepanovich, that they will be able to reproduce? Perhaps
that character will hatch out sterile chickens. He'll make them as big as a
dog, and they won't have any chicks until kingdom come."
"Precisely," Ivanov agreed.
"And such nonchalance," Persikov was
working himself into a fury. "Such perkiness! And
kindly note that I was asked to instruct that scoundrel."
Persikov pointed to the warrant
delivered by Feight (which was lying on the experimental table). "But how
am I to instruct that ignoramus when I myself can say nothing about the
question?"
"Couldn't you have refused?" asked
Ivanov.
Persikov turned purple, snatched up the
warrant and showed it to Ivanov who read it and gave an ironic smile.
"Yes, I see," he said significantly.
"And kindly note also that I've been
expecting my shipment for two months, and there's still no sign of it. But that
rascal got his eggs straightaway and all sorts of assistance."
"It won't do him any good, Vladimir
Ipatych. In the end they'll just give you back your chambers."
"Well, let's hope it's soon, because
they're holding up my experiments."
"Yes, that's dreadful. I've got
everything ready."
"Has the protective clothing
arrived?"
"Yes, today."
Persikov was somewhat reassured by this and
brightened up.
"Then I think we'll proceed like this. We
can close the doors of the operating-room tight and open up the windows."
"Of course," Ivanov agreed.
"Three helmets?"
"Yes, three."
"Well then, that's you and me, and we'll
ask one of the students. He can have the third helmet."
"Grinmut would do."
"That's the one you've got working on
salamanders, isn't it? Hm, he's not bad, but, if you don't mind my saying so,
last spring he didn't know the difference between a Pseudotyphlops and a
Platyplecturus," Persikov added with rancour.
"But he's not bad. He's a good
student," Ivanov defended him.
"We'll have to go without sleep
completely for one night," Persikov went on. "Only you must check the
gas, Pyotr Stepanovich. The devil only knows what it's like. That
Volunteer-Chem lot might send us some rubbish."
"No, no," Ivanov waved his hands.
"I tested it yesterday. You must give them some credit, Vladimir Ipatych,
the gas is excellent."
"What did you try it on?"
"Some common toads.
You just spray them with it and they die instantly.
And another thing,
Vladimir Ipatych. Write and ask the GPU to send you an electric
revolver."
"But I don't know how to use it."
"I'll see to that," Ivanov replied.
"We tried one out on the Klyazma, just for fun. There was a GPU chap
living next to me. It's a wonderful thing. And incredibly
efficient. Kills outright at a hundred paces without
making a sound. We were shooting ravens. I don't even think we'll need
the gas."
"Hm, that's a bright idea. Very bright." Persikov went into the comer, lifted the
receiver and barked:
"Give me that, what's it called,
Lubyanka."
The weather was unusually hot. You could see
the rich transparent heat shimmering over the fields. But the nights were
wonderful, green and deceptive. The moon made the former estate of the
Sheremetevs look too beautiful for words. The palace-cum-state farm glistened
as if it were made of sugar, shadows quivered in the park, and the ponds had
two different halves, one a slanting column of light, the other fathomless
darkness. In the patches of moonlight you could easily read Izvestia, except
for the chess section which was in small nonpareil. But on nights like these no
one read Izvestia, of course.
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