drink some water,"
Matryoshka begged, thrusting the cup
under the hen's beak, but the hen would not drink. She opened her beak wide,
threw back her head and began to vomit blood.
"Lord Jesus!" cried the guest,
slapping her thighs. "Just look at that!
Clots of blood.
I've never seen a hen bring up like that before, so help me God!"
These words accompanied the poor hen on her
last journey. She suddenly keeled over, digging her beak helplessly into the
dust, and swivelled her eyes. Then she rolled onto her back with her legs
sticking up and lay motionless. Matryoshka wept in her deep bass voice,
spilling the water, and the Chairman of the cooperative, the priest's widow,
wept too while her guest lent over and whispered in her ear: "Stepanovna,
I'll eat my hat if someone hasn't put the evil eye on your hens. Whoever heard
of it! Chickens don't have diseases like this! Someone's put a spell on
them."
"Tis devils' work!" the priest's
widow cried to heaven. "They want to see me good and done for!"
Her words called forth a loud
cock-a-doodle-doo, and lurching sideways out of the chicken-coop, like a
restless drunk out of a tavern, came a tatty scrawny
rooster. Rolling his eyes at them ferociously, he staggered about on the spot
and spread his wings like an eagle, but instead of flying up, he began to run
round the yard in circles, like a horse on a rope. On his third time round he
stopped, vomited, then began to cough and choke, spitting blood all over the
place and finally fell down with his legs pointing up at the sun like masts.
The yard was filled with women's wails, which were answered by an anxious
clucking, clattering and fidgeting from the chicken-coop.
"What did I tell you? The evil eye,"
said the guest triumphantly. "You must get Father Sergius to sprinkle holy
water."
At six o'clock in the evening, when the sun's
fiery visage was sitting low among the faces of young sunflowers, Father
Sergius, the senior priest at the church, finished the rite and took off his
stole. Inquisitive heads peeped over the wooden fence and through the cracks.
The mournful priest's widow kissed the crucifix and handed a torn yellow rouble
note damp from her tears to Father Sergius, in response to which the latter
sighed and muttered something about the good Lord visiting his wrath upon us.
Father Sergius's expression suggested that he knew perfectly well why the good
Lord was doing so, only he would not say.
Whereupon the crowd in the street dispersed,
and since chickens go to sleep early no one knew that in the chicken-coop of
Drozdova's neighbour three hens and a rooster had kicked the bucket all at once.
They vomited like Drozdova's hens, only their end came inconspicuously in the
locked chicken-coop. The rooster toppled off the perch head-first and died in
that pose. As for the widow's hens, they gave up the ghost immediately after
the service, and by evening there was a deathly hush in her chicken-coop and
piles of dead poultry.
The next morning the town got up and was
thunderstruck to hear that the story had assumed strange, monstrous
proportions. By midday there were only three chickens still alive in Personal
Street, in the last house where the provincial tax inspector rented lodgings,
but they, too, popped off by one p. m. And come evening, the small town of
Glassworks was buzzing like a bee-hive with the terrible word
"plague" passing from mouth to mouth.
Drozdova's name got into The Red
Warrior, the local newspaper, in an article entitled "Does This Mean a
Chicken Plague?" and from there raced on to Moscow.
Professor Persikov's life took on a strange,
uneasy and worrisome complexion. In short, it was quite impossible for him to
work in this situation. The day after he got rid of Alfred Bronsky, he was
forced to disconnect the telephone in his laboratory at the Institute by taking
the receiver off, and in the evening as he was riding along Okhotny Row in a
tram, the Professor saw himself on the roof of an enormous building with
Workers' Paper in black letters. He, the Professor, was climbing into a taxi,
fuming, green around the gills, and blinking, followed by a rotund figure in a
blanket, who was clutching his sleeve. The Professor
on the roof, on the white screen, put his hands over his face to ward off the
violet ray. Then followed in letters of fire: "Professor Persikov in a car
explaining everything to our well-known reporter Captain Stepanov." And
there was the rickety old jalopy dashing along Volkhonka, past the Church of
Christ the Saviour, with the Professor bumping up and down inside it, looking
like a wolf at bay.
"They're devils, not human beings,"
the zoologist hissed through clenched teeth as he rode past.
That evening, returning to his apartment in
Prechistenka, the zoologist received from the housekeeper, Maria Stepanovna,
seventeen slips of paper with the telephone numbers of people who had rung
during his absence, plus Maria Stepanovna's oral statement that she was worn
out. The Professor was about to tear the pieces of paper up, but stopped when
he saw "People's Commissariat of Health" scribbled next to one of the
numbers.
"What's up?" the eccentric scientist
was genuinely puzzled. "What's the matter with them?"
At ten fifteen on the same evening the bell
rang, and the Professor was obliged to converse with a certain exquisitely
attired citizen. The Professor received him thanks to a visiting card which
said (without mentioning any names) "Authorised Head of Trading Sections
for Foreign Firms Represented in the Republic of Soviets."
"The devil take
him," Persikov growled, putting his magnifying glass and some diagrams
down on the baize cloth.
"Send him in here, that authorised
whatever he is," he said to Maria Stepanovna.
"What can I do for you?" Persikov
asked in a tone that made the authorised whatever he was shudder perceptibly.
Persikov shifted his spectacles from his nose to his forehead and back again,
and looked his visitor up and down. The latter glistened with hair cream and
precious stones, and a monocle sat in his right eye.
"What a foul-looking face,"
Persikov thought to himself for some
reason.
The guest began in circuitous fashion by
asking permission to smoke a cigar, as a result of which Persikov reluctantly
invited him to take a seat.
Then the guest began apologising at
length for having come so late. "But it's impossible to catch ... oh,
tee-hee, pardon me ... to find the Professor at home in the daytime." (The
guest gave a sobbing laugh like a hyena.)
"Yes, I'm very busy!" Persikov
answered so curtly that the visitor shuddered visibly again.
Nevertheless he had taken the liberty of
disturbing the famous scientist. Time is money, as they say ...
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