And yet it was silly to turn round; it gave you away.
She pulled up her gloves, hummed to herself and said to the distant
gum-tree, "Shan't be long now." But that was hardly company.
Mrs. Stubbs's shop was perched on a little hillock just off the
road. It had two big windows for eyes, a broad veranda for a hat,
and the sign on the roof, scrawled MRS. STUBBS'S, was like a little
card stuck rakishly in the hat crown.
On the veranda there hung a long string of bathing-dresses,
clinging together as though they'd just been rescued from the sea
rather than waiting to go in, and beside them there hung a cluster
of sandshoes so extraordinarily mixed that to get at one pair you
had to tear apart and forcibly separate at least fifty. Even then
it was the rarest thing to find the left that belonged to the
right. So many people had lost patience and gone off with one shoe
that fitted and one that was a little too big... Mrs. Stubbs prided
herself on keeping something of everything. The two windows,
arranged in the form of precarious pyramids, were crammed so tight,
piled so high, that it seemed only a conjurer could prevent them
from toppling over. In the left-hand corner of one window, glued to
the pane by four gelatine lozenges, there was—and there had been
from time immemorial—a notice.
LOST! HANSOME GOLE BROOCH SOLID GOLD ON OR NEAR
BEACH REWARD OFFERED
Alice pressed open the door. The bell jangled, the red serge
curtains parted, and Mrs. Stubbs appeared. With her broad smile and
the long bacon knife in her hand, she looked like a friendly
brigand. Alice was welcomed so warmly that she found it quite
difficult to keep up her "manners." They consisted of persistent
little coughs and hems, pulls at her gloves, tweaks at her skirt,
and a curious difficulty in seeing what was set before her or
understanding what was said.
Tea was laid on the parlour table—ham, sardines, a whole pound
of butter, and such a large johnny cake that it looked like an
advertisement for somebody's baking-powder. But the Primus stove
roared so loudly that it was useless to try to talk above it. Alice
sat down on the edge of a basket-chair while Mrs. Stubbs pumped the
stove still higher. Suddenly Mrs. Stubbs whipped the cushion off a
chair and disclosed a large brown-paper parcel.
"I've just had some new photers taken, my dear," she shouted
cheerfully to Alice. "Tell me what you think of them."
In a very dainty, refined way Alice wet her finger and put the
tissue back from the first one. Life! How many there were! There
were three dozzing at least. And she held it up to the light.
Mrs. Stubbs sat in an arm-chair, leaning very much to one side.
There was a look of mild astonishment on her large face, and well
there might be. For though the arm-chair stood on a carpet, to the
left of it, miraculously skirting the carpet-border, there was a
dashing water-fall. On her right stood a Grecian pillar with a
giant fern-tree on either side of it, and in the background towered
a gaunt mountain, pale with snow.
"It is a nice style, isn't it?" shouted Mrs. Stubbs; and Alice
had just screamed "Sweetly" when the roaring of the Primus stove
died down, fizzled out, ceased, and she said "Pretty" in a silence
that was frightening.
"Draw up your chair, my dear," said Mrs. Stubbs, beginning to
pour out. "Yes," she said thoughtfully, as she handed the tea, "but
I don't care about the size. I'm having an enlargemint. All very
well for Christmas cards, but I never was the one for small photers
myself.
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