They had been married for a year,
and they had got on excellently, rarely sitting silent
for more than an hour, but for the past few weeks
Aunt Marian's present had afforded a subject for
conversation which seemed inexhaustible. Mrs. Darnell
had been Miss Mary Reynolds, the daughter of an
auctioneer and estate agent in Notting Hill, and Aunt
Marian was her mother's sister, who was supposed
rather to have lowered herself by marrying a coal
merchant, in a small way, at Turnham Green. Marian
had felt the family attitude a good deal, and the
Reynoldses were sorry for many things that had been
said, when the coal merchant saved money and took
up land on building leases in the neighbourhood of
Crouch End, greatly to his advantage, as it appeared.
Nobody had thought that Nixon could ever do very
much; but he and his wife had been living for years
in a beautiful house at Barnet, with bow-windows,
shrubs, and a paddock, and the two families saw but
little of each other, for Mr. Reynolds was not very
prosperous. Of course, Aunt Marian and her husband
had been asked to Mary's wedding, but they had
sent excuses with a nice little set of silver apostle
spoons, and it was feared that nothing more was to
be looked for. However, on Mary's birthday her
aunt had written a most affectionate letter, enclosing
a cheque for a hundred pounds from 'Robert' and
herself, and ever since the receipt of the money the
Darnells had discussed the question of its judicious disposal.
Mrs. Darnell had wished to invest the whole
sum in Government securities, but Mr. Darnell had[5]
pointed out that the rate of interest was absurdly low,
and after a good deal of talk he had persuaded his
wife to put ninety pounds of the money in a safe mine,
which was paying five per cent. This was very well,
but the remaining ten pounds, which Mrs. Darnell
had insisted on reserving, gave rise to legends and
discourses as interminable as the disputes of the
schools.
At first Mr. Darnell had proposed that they should
furnish the 'spare' room. There were four bedrooms
in the house: their own room, the small one for the
servant, and two others overlooking the garden, one
of which had been used for storing boxes, ends of
rope, and odd numbers of 'Quiet Days' and 'Sunday
Evenings,' besides some worn suits belonging to Mr.
Darnell which had been carefully wrapped up and
laid by, as he scarcely knew what to do with them.
The other room was frankly waste and vacant, and
one Saturday afternoon, as he was coming home in
the 'bus, and while he revolved that difficult question
of the ten pounds, the unseemly emptiness of the spare
room suddenly came into his mind, and he glowed
with the idea that now, thanks to Aunt Marian, it
could be furnished. He was busied with this delightful
thought all the way home, but when he let himself
in, he said nothing to his wife, since he felt that
his idea must be matured. He told Mrs. Darnell
that, having important business, he was obliged to go
out again directly, but that he should be back without
fail for tea at half-past six; and Mary, on her side,
was not sorry to be alone, as she was a little behindhand
with the household books. The fact was, that
Darnell, full of the design of furnishing the spare[6]
bedroom, wished to consult his friend Wilson, who
lived at Fulham, and had often given him judicious
advice as to the laying out of money to the very best
advantage. Wilson was connected with the Bordeaux
wine trade, and Darnell's only anxiety was lest he
should not be at home.
However, it was all right; Darnell took a tram
along the Goldhawk Road, and walked the rest of the
way, and was delighted to see Wilson in the front
garden of his house, busy amongst his flower-beds.
'Haven't seen you for an age,' he said cheerily, when
he heard Darnell's hand on the gate; 'come in. Oh,
I forgot,' he added, as Darnell still fumbled with the
handle, and vainly attempted to enter. 'Of course
you can't get in; I haven't shown it you.'
It was a hot day in June, and Wilson appeared in
a costume which he had put on in haste as soon as he
arrived from the City. He wore a straw hat with a
neat pugaree protecting the back of his neck, and his
dress was a Norfolk jacket and knickers in heather
mixture.
'See,' he said, as he let Darnell in; 'see the dodge.
You don't turn the handle at all. First of all push
hard, and then pull. It's a trick of my own, and I
shall have it patented. You see, it keeps undesirable
characters at a distance—such a great thing in the
suburbs. I feel I can leave Mrs. Wilson alone now;
and, formerly, you have no idea how she used to be
pestered.'
'But how about visitors?' said Darnell. 'How do
they get in?'
'Oh, we put them up to it. Besides,' he said[7]
vaguely, 'there is sure to be somebody looking out.
Mrs. Wilson is nearly always at the window. She's
out now; gone to call on some friends.
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